December Wrasslin |OT| Shaking Hands, Jerking Knees, Eating Mistletoe, Feeling Energy

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Don't watch TNA enough, generally just read the spoilers.

But since his mega face turn at Bound for Glory, has Hogan been on TV?
 
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There's a rumor that WWE is going to do a hardcore sweep of Youtube to eliminate every bit of footage they own when the TV channel starts.

Major League Baseball is incredibly vigilant of any of their video showing up on Youtube. It's near impossible to get any MLB stuff on there other than fan-made videos at the park. Unfortunately, I could see WWE going to these lengths when the channel starts.

time to start archiving botchamanias....
 
I genuinely believe that Randy Savage was the greatest promo guy of all time. He was nothing short of exquisite with a microphone in his hands.
 
If anyone here hasn't already seen it, I strongly recommend you watch the episode of Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast titled "Piledriver". It features Macho Man playing Space Ghost's uncle, and it's just amazing. Macho Man's delivery is fantastic.
 
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING I SOLVED IT I DID.

HHH is the Jeff Jarett of the WWE.

All the pieces fall into place now.

I was going to say Triple H hasn't had 6 title reigns in a span of 4 years (2002 - 2006), but he's actually beat Jarrett in that. He has had 9 title reigns in a span of 5 years (1999 - 2004). Suck on that Jarrett.
 
I was going to say Triple H hasn't had 6 title reigns in a span of 4 years (2002 - 2006), but he's actually beat Jarrett in that. He has had 9 title reigns in a span of 5 years (1999 - 2004). Suck on that Jarrett.

Yup. I hated HHH then just like I dislike him strongly now.
 
If anyone here hasn't already seen it, I strongly recommend you watch the episode of Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast titled "Piledriver". It features Macho Man playing Space Ghost's uncle, and it's just amazing. Macho Man's delivery is fantastic.

WHY TWENTY YEARS AGO I WOULDA PUT YOUR HEAD IN A HALF NELSON, TWISTED IT AROUND, SAYING EACH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET ON EVERY TURN UNTIL I REACHED THE LETTER OF MY FIRST TRUE LOVE'S NAME, The lovely Miss Elizabeth
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING I SOLVED IT I DID.

HHH is the Jeff Jarett of the WWE.

All the pieces fall into place now.

There's a reason why fans called him Triple J back in the day
 
The main difference between Jeff Jarrett and Triple H back then though, Jarrett actually had title reigns, where Triple H mostly held the title for a couple of months, dropped it to someone and picked it up again a couple of months later. Some of Jarretts reigns lasted half a year to a year.
 
I've been in the Danger Zone...HE GOT A BICYCLE...MINUS FIVE STARS...MEDIC...MUNGO, Huh?...YAPPAPI...WE COMING FOR YOU NI...SUPER DRAGON...Jeff Harvey...Well how much does this guy weigh?...AHAHAAHAHH...Wanna play 21?...FAHKINNNNN!!!

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Oh that was embarrassing for Cena, pointing to two incredibly bored children and saying they are having the time of their lives. I really would want to know what he thinks of his stale character.
 
Why didn't anyone who saw ROH TV this week tell me Shelton Benjamin died? I hope him, Limo Vince, and Asploded R-Truth are all playing poker at that wrasslin table in the sky. :(

Charlie Haas bout to rampage on fools.
 
WHY TWENTY YEARS AGO I WOULDA PUT YOUR HEAD IN A HALF NELSON, TWISTED IT AROUND, SAYING EACH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET ON EVERY TURN UNTIL I REACHED THE LETTER OF MY FIRST TRUE LOVE'S NAME, The lovely Miss Elizabeth

I would yank your head clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball!
 
Why didn't anyone who saw ROH TV this week tell me Shelton Benjamin died? I hope him, Limo Vince, and Asploded R-Truth are all playing poker at that wrasslin table in the sky. :(

Charlie Haas bout to rampage on fools.

What happened? (don't know if I kept it on the dvr or not)
 
What happened? (don't know if I kept it on the dvr or not)

WGTT vs. ANX in a Proving Ground match. Late in the match, The Briscoes interfered while WGTT was about to do the Leap of Faith, and hit Shelton in the back with a chair while everyone in the ring was preoccupied. Benjamin's back was already hurt from being thrown into an exposed turnbuckle, and he pretty much went into cardiac arrest. :( Was hard to watch. Then Haas cut a raging promo about how he's already lost one brother, and refuses to sit back while Dem Boys try to take out his family. BTW, ANX pinned Haas so they're getting a Tag Title shot within 90 days against whoever wins at Final Battle. RIP Benjamin.

Gotta love old school booking where 1 chair shot to the back = CRITICAL!!!
 
Impact Spoilers for next year! (January 5th) Damn.

*Zema Ion defeated Anthony Nese in the final of their Best of three Series. Ion challenges Austin Aries at Genesis.

Impact:
*They open Impact with an in-ring segment setting up a six man tag.

*TNA Knockouts champion Gail Kim and Madison Rayne defeated Mickie James and Traci Brooks.

*Gunner vs. Rob Van Dam went to a no contest when they lost control of the bout during a brawl. He went for the piledriver on the floor but agents prevented him.

*Zema Ion and Jesse Sorensen defeated Austin Aries and Kid Kash.

*Magnus and Samoa Joe defeated AJ Styles and Kazarian to win the tournament and will challenge Crimson and Matt Morgan at Genesis. Christopher Daniels distracted Kazarian, causing Styles to lose.

*Jeff Hardy & James Storm & Abyss wrestled Bobby Roode, Bully Ray and Kurt Angle to a Double DQ. The heels laid out the babyfaces, which will be the final scene leading into Genesis.



It seems like Samoa Joe broke his loosing streak.


WGTT vs. ANX in a Proving Ground match. Late in the match, The Briscoes interfered while WGTT was about to do the Leap of Faith, and hit him in the back with a chair while everyone in the ring was preoccupied. Benjamin's back was already hurt from being thrown into an exposed turnbuckle, and he pretty much went into cardiac arrest. :( Was hard to watch. Then Haas cut a raging promo about how he's already lost one brother, and refuses to sit back while Dem Boys try to take out his family. BTW, ANX pinned Haas so they're getting a Tag Title shot within 90 days. RIP Benjamin.

Gotta love love old school booking where 1 chair shot to the back = CRITICAL!!!

Dem Boys are taking the belts at Final Battle and renewing the feud with ANX for sure now.
 
Scott Steiner, Abyss, Trevor Murdoch and Chavo Guerrero are all booked for the TNA India TV Tapings that will go down later this week. The crew left for India today.
There will be 26 episodes of the series taped between this set of tapings and a set of tapings in January. The series will debut on the Colors Network in India, with new episodes running on Saturday and Sunday evenings. So, Saturday's show will run into Sunday's episode, which would allow for cliffhangers and things to build the audience.

A total of 20 American talents have been booked for the tapings with another ten Indian talents, who were trained by Nick Dinsmore, Savio Vega and Sonjay Dutt also scheduled to work the tapings.

The series will premiere the weekend of 1/14-1/15 and will run for 13 weeks (26 one hour episodes) total.

I can't wait to pirate this series, it sounds great. (that is, if pirating it is the only option for US fans)
 
I would smash Lita sooooo hard. #justsayin

And now I'm reminded of this promo Colt Cabana did in ROH where he rattled off a list of 3-ways he'd be up for, which ended with El Dandy and Lita.

Oh, if only ROH weren't complete pricks about their stuff going on Youtube...
 
I've been in the Danger Zone...HE GOT A BICYCLE...MINUS FIVE STARS...MEDIC...MUNGO, Huh?...YAPPAPI...WE COMING FOR YOU NI...SUPER DRAGON...Jeff Harvey...Well how much does this guy weigh?...AHAHAAHAHH...Wanna play 21?...FAHKINNNNN!!!

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FISH BATTER

Alberto without an accent, I'll give him props, is pretty boss.

WGTT vs. ANX in a Proving Ground match. Late in the match, The Briscoes interfered while WGTT was about to do the Leap of Faith, and hit Shelton in the back with a chair while everyone in the ring was preoccupied. Benjamin's back was already hurt from being thrown into an exposed turnbuckle, and he pretty much went into cardiac arrest. :( Was hard to watch. Then Haas cut a raging promo about how he's already lost one brother, and refuses to sit back while Dem Boys try to take out his family. BTW, ANX pinned Haas so they're getting a Tag Title shot within 90 days against whoever wins at Final Battle. RIP Benjamin.

Gotta love old school booking where 1 chair shot to the back = CRITICAL!!!
WTF
 
That reminds me, No one has botched more in the history of wrestling like Sabu.

No one. I will say this, I love him.

Definitely. The guy has put his body on the line for a long time. Sin Cara does the same in a different way. I can't blame either of these guys for botching given how complex some of the stuff they do. However, Sabu botching through a table is nevertheless hilarious.
 
Definitely. The guy has put his body on the line for a long time. Sin Cara does the same in a different way. I can't blame either of these guys for botching given how complex some of the stuff they do. However, Sabu botching through a table is nevertheless hilarious.

And the TNA ECW PPV also proved that if Sabu doesn't have time to prepare for a match, he doesn't botch.
 
Definitely. The guy has put his body on the line for a long time. Sin Cara does the same in a different way. I can't blame either of these guys for botching given how complex some of the stuff they do. However, Sabu botching through a table is nevertheless hilarious.

I think he did it on purpose to cover up the misstep no? ala Terry Funk. (get the reference?)

Just saying names like Terry Funk and Sabu get my juices flowing.

I wish I could have a deep and meaningful conversation with a female about wrestling, and video games. I would die from happiness.
 
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