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[TGO]

Nope.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Haven't been tested in a while. Gonna go check soon when COVID fucks off but luckily never.

 

[Mistake]

Got the clap from my first ex years ago. I wore protection, but maybe it happened when getting head. Anyway, I didn't have any idea I had it for about 3-4 months. One day at work I felt like my balls were twisted and dying, I couldn't even stand up. So I went down to the local clinic, took some kind of drink, and was fine after that. Good thing the relationship was so bad I wasn't with anyone else

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Got the clap from my first ex years ago. I wore protection, but maybe it happened when getting head. Anyway, I didn't have any idea I had it for about 3-4 months. One day at work I felt like my balls were twisted and dying, I couldn't even stand up. So I went down to the local clinic, took some kind of drink, and was fine after that. Good thing the relationship was so bad I wasn't with anyone else

Spread love not legs.

 

[Mistake]

Spread love not legs.

Only two things in my life ever fucked me up the first time. A relationship, and drinking from the bottle. Lack of experience does that to you

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Only two things in my life ever fucked me up the first time. A relationship, and drinking from the bottle. Lack of experience does that to you

My first experience with hard liquor fucked me up pretty good. I’ve yet to have an actual relationship. I guess I’m incompatible with the hoes in my area code.

 

[Stilton Disco]

Nope, not least of all because I've only ever slept with 3 girls, all of whom were virgins, the 3rd of which I've been with for almost 20 years.

You can't catch soemthing from someone who hasn't had the opportunity to catch it in the first place.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Nope, not least of all because I've only ever slept with 3 girls, all of whom were virgins, the 3rd of which I've been with for almost 20 years.

You can't catch soemthing from someone who hasn't had the opportunity to catch it in the first place.

Quality over quantity, baby!

 

[Halo is Back]

I banged a lot of whores, and by whores I mean prostitutes.

Is that you Frank?

 

[The Hamburglar]

I was living in a military dorm and visited the clinic for a blood test. While I’m in the waiting room an attractive medic girl comes in and starts complaining that she needs another test, even though it’s been less than a month since her last one. She said loudly “I need to know if I have HIV, you knows what’s going on in the dorms.” She seemed kind in nonchalant about it, really mind-blowing attitude. On topic I’ve never had one, no.

So what is exactly going on in the women’s dorms? Were men going in and banging everyone ?

 

[INC]

No

Stop banging skanks

 

[West Texas CEO]

I give stds.

Actually, I give vtds. (Vier Transmitted Disease)

 

[MayauMiao]

Never..unless you count watching Star Trek Discovery.

 

[Stilton Disco]

I give stds.

Actually, I give vtds. (Vier Transmitted Disease)

No matter how fancy you try and make it seem mate, you've still just got AIDS.

 

[M1chl]

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[YCoCg]

Just Chlamydia, easy enough to cure.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I have a kid

 

[Majmun]

Never, and I’ve had around 50 partners. I think even more.

Use a condom, kids.

 

[manfestival]

azithromycin is a gift from god

 

[008]

Yes. I go bareback on all the women I get with.

 

[The Hamburglar]

I give stds.

Actually, I give vtds. (Vier Transmitted Disease)

This sly dog leaves notes after his conquests saying ‘join the club’.

 

[showernota]

So what is exactly going on in the women’s dorms? Were men going in and banging everyone ?

There wasn’t any segregation beyond males and females couldn’t share the same immediate living space, but they were in the same buildings and floors. Everyone was banging everyone lol

 

[Croatoan]

Is mono considered an STD or no?

 

[nush]

There wasn’t any segregation beyond males and females couldn’t share the same immediate living space, but they were in the same buildings and floors. Everyone was banging everyone lol

Where do I enlist!

 

[Amory]

Yeah aids

I'm just kidding I don't have aids

Anymore

 

[West Texas CEO]

Yeah aids

I'm just kidding I don't have aids

Anymore

ok, Magic Johnson.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Yeah aids

I'm just kidding I don't have aids

Anymore

 

[Tschumi]

No.. i got an STI once while i was living in a foreign country, the girl was two timing me with some British dudes so i think i got some bacteria from one of their junks in mine, awful to think about lol... It was just an Sti, the doctor assured me, medication quickly beat it, but I'm low key scared that I'm sterile now because i had pretty hard tubes down there for a fair few years after.. wish me and my gene pool luck!

 

[nush]

No.. i got an STI once while i was living in a foreign country, the girl was two timing me with some British dudes so i think i got some bacteria from one of their junks in mine, awful to think about lol... It was just an Sti, the doctor assured me, medication quickly beat it, but I'm low key scared that I'm sterile now because i had pretty hard tubes down there for a fair few years after.. wish me and my gene pool luck!

You can always jerk off into a plastic cup at the clinic and they'll tell you how your swimmers are doing.

 

[TaylorSwiftFan]

Nope. Use condoms.

People still believe that condoms protect against all STDs?

 

[nush]

People still believe that condoms protect against all STDs?

That's why you should be showering before and after. If you don't, a flacid penis nestling in a bed of dried pussy juice soaked pubes almost negates the effectiveness of a condom beyond contraception.

 

[West Texas CEO]

People still believe that condoms protect against all STDs?

what type of sewer pussy are you fucking?

Condoms, while not 100% fail-proof, are still a great option for safe sex.

 

[Rock And Roll]

Yeah I had molluscum contagiosum once which I had to google to remember the name. Basically the tamest STD you can catch, it's just an itch that gets a bit irritated. I caught it when I started working on cruise ships and STDs spread like wildfire there. I learned quickly that sticking your dick in everything for clout wasn't the best idea and was more selective with who I disappoint sexually afterwards.

 

[TaylorSwiftFan]

That's why you should be showering before and after. If you don't, a flacid penis nestling in a bed of dried pussy juice soaked pubes almost negates the effectiveness of a condom beyond contraception.

I’ve read a study that shows that showering does not help. It’s too late by the time a virus infects you.

 

[TaylorSwiftFan]

Yeah I had molluscum contagiosum once which I had to google to remember the name. Basically the tamest STD you can catch, it's just an itch that gets a bit irritated. I caught it when I started working on cruise ships and STDs spread like wildfire there. I learned quickly that sticking your dick in everything for clout wasn't the best idea and was more selective with who I disappoint sexually afterwards.

Molluscum is tame in most people however it takes a long time to go away. There are unfortunate souls who never get rid of it after several years.

 

[TaylorSwiftFan]

what type of sewer pussy are you fucking?

Condoms, while not 100% fail-proof, are still a great option for safe sex.

It’s a great option against a lot of STDs. But outside of HIV, which has a very low transmission rate anyway, it does not protect you against the worst ones.

 

[Orpheum]

No.

I did get tested though before me and my current GF started to have sex without a condom. The procedure for the chlamydia test was one of the single worst experiences of my life and i never want to do that again

 

[ScarletSpider]

My shit is clean as a whistle

 

[Rock And Roll]

Molluscum is tame in most people however it takes a long time to go away. There are unfortunate souls who never get rid of it after several years.

Luckily my bout cleared up after a few months. I definitely got off easy and it was a wake up call for me, I was around 23 at the time and still riding out the idiot kid college years.

 

[nush]

I’ve read a study that shows that showering does not help. It’s too late by the time a virus infects you.

I'm sure there are specific viruses that it won't help with, it's all about mitigating risk. You're still better off showering than not.

 

[nush]

The procedure for the chlamydia test was one of the single worst experiences of my life and i never want to do that again

The Q-Tip is a harsh teacher, one's who's lessons you should take heed of gentlemen.

 

[TaylorSwiftFan]

No.

I did get tested though before me and my current GF started to have sex without a condom. The procedure for the chlamydia test was one of the single worst experiences of my life and i never want to do that again

One thing to add about this. When people say they got tested, that does not include herpes, hpv, molluscum and some of the fungal stuff.

 

[bender]

Does your mother?

 

[Tschumi]

You can always jerk off into a plastic cup at the clinic and they'll tell you how your swimmers are doing.

I intend to do that as soon as i summon up the balls

E'heh

 

[The Hamburglar]

Would you wrap your tongue in a plastic bag before eating a steak?

I never use condoms

 

[West Texas CEO]

Would you wrap your tongue in a plastic bag before eating a steak?

I never use condoms

A good steak isn't a potential cesspool of disease and yeast molecules

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

A good steak isn't a potential cesspool of disease and yeast molecules

Depends on where you get it from. I hear Sizzler is pretty cesspool-ish these days.

 

[belmarduk]

Depends on where you get it from. I hear Sizzler is pretty cesspool-ish these days.

I think they closed all of those down. They did here at least.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

I think they closed all of those down. They did here at least.

I don’t know of any that exist either, so you’re probably right. I made a bad judgment call on that joke, man. Should have said Texas Steakhouse instead.