Did your parental unit cut your sandwiches into rectangles or triangles during your childhood?

Triangles or Rectangles?

  • Triangles

    Votes: 29 50.0%

  • Rectangles

    Votes: 29 50.0%
  • Total voters
    58
If you don't want to eat your crusts you bought shitty bread, shame on you.

Everyone knows sandwich shapes depend on the sandwich type: 2 half triangles for grilled cheese, 4 quarter triangles for dainty sandwiches for high tea, 2 rectangles for marmite toast, no slicing at all for PB&J unless you are a freaking savage.
 
DESTROYA said:
School lunch never brought my own .
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Fellow poor, rise up! #freelunchcrew :messenger_sunglasses:

Nymphae said:
Daycare
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edbrat said:
If you don't want to eat your crusts you bought shitty bread, shame on you.

Everyone knows sandwich shapes depend on the sandwich type: 2 half triangles for grilled cheese, 4 quarter triangles for dainty sandwiches for high tea, 2 rectangles for marmite toast, no slicing at all for PB&J unless you are a freaking savage.
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Man, I don't even remember. I think I got mine with a "You're lucky to have a sandwich. Go to your room!" :P I ate lots of bologna and PB&J growing up, lol.
 
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Neither. I'm Mexican. They told me to make my own sandwich while mowing the lawn and washing the truck.
 
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My parents did rectangles. I spent the weekend with my grandparents and my grandma did triangles and I thought it was the greatest thing I had ever seen. I went home and really let my mom have it for never telling me about this.
 
gave me lunch money, which i used to buy candy with
 
Don't think I've ever had sandwich as a kid, or now when I make one where it's cut.

Only time is Subway precutting a big sub in half or maybe a giant burger at a pub.
 
The only reason to cut it into rectangles is to fit it into those crappy sandwich bags we had as kids. Triangles style is for ease of consumption.
 
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Voted rectangles and was blown away to find it's now a perfect 50/50 split after over 50 votes. You're on to something DDD.

But yeah, as a kid, rectangles. These days I swing both ways :messenger_blowing_kiss:
 
I think it's far more disturbing using the term "parental unit" instead of "parents" than any wrongly sliced sandwitch...
 
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My parents didn't cut my sandwiches because they wanted me to be a savage like them. But obviously the angled cut is correct.

Once my grandma made me a cheese sandwich and didn't take the little paper between the cheese off, because she wanted me to be a little savage. Mayo and cheese and parchment paper sandwiches made me the man I am today.
 
Thaedolus said:
My parents didn't cut my sandwiches because they wanted me to be a savage like them. But obviously the angled cut is correct.

Once my grandma made me a cheese sandwich and didn't take the little paper between the cheese off, because she wanted me to be a little savage. Mayo and cheese and parchment paper sandwiches made me the man I am today.
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I was a latchkey kid back in late 90's early 00's.

I waited until my momma brought back some KFC or Burger King, but if I made my own food, it was all done by microwave.
 
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