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[Davey Cakes]

It’s a snack for children....

Would you say the same for veggies and hummus?

Protein, good fat, and vitamins are great for adults.

 

[Stouffers]

Lonely people with dogs put peanut butter on their balls.

You joke, but PB was originally created as a testicle balm to soothe the symptoms of late stage syphilis. It’s also why we call balls “nuts.”

 

[manfestival]

I have only seen a bunch of 40 year olds do this at house parties

 

[EverydayBeast]

PB on celery is normal I don’t know if it’s my first choice though.

 

[Sakura]

Never heard of PB on celery. We used to do Cheez Whiz and celery.

 

[SafeOrAlone]

It's a Trojan Horse. Not a few seconds pass before the peanut butter evaporates and your left with a large, unkillable branch in your mouth.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

people eat celery stalks plain?

 

[diffusionx]

Yes and we clap once we are finished

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

Celery eaters pls explain yourselves

I eat my celery with hot sauce only

 

[Dr.D00p]

I'm not American but I love Peanut butter on celery but with one BIG caveat though....peel the tough outer layer of the celery off with a veg peeler first, you uneducated culinary peasants.

 

[Halo is Back]

We used to make these as kids in school. It's not as bad as it sounds really.

 

[eddie4]

The only way I eat celery is with peanut butter, or in my bloody mary. Sometimes I'll dip it in ranch, or blue cheese when I'm having it with hot wings.

 

[Rockondevil]

While I don’t partake in this strange habit myself I have seen plenty of Aussies doing this too.

 

[Kamina]

 

[Nester99]

Would you say the same for veggies and hummus?

Protein, good fat, and vitamins are great for adults.

No, Hummus is excreted from the gods.
I wager i eat some hummus 5 times a week.

 

[jdforge]

Pro tip. Celery is awesome for erections.

 

[spawn]

Yes, we dip them in ranch too. Carrots we dip in ranch. We eat apples with peanut butter. Bananas with peanut butter or nutella. Nutella is some good shit.

 

[Nester99]

Pro tip. Celery is awesome for erections.

Can you be more specific ?

Awesome for helping get them or Awesome helping you get rid of them?

 

[Rival]

It’s true. We are monsters.

 

[DESTROYA]

Hey Cunth go to your skippy place.

 

[Richard Packer]

Can you be more specific ?

Awesome for helping get them or Awesome helping you get rid of them?

Motivation.

 

[BigBooper]

I dip my celery in the garbage can and leave it there. I can barely believe anyone actually enjoys eating that battery acid tasting grass stalk.

 

[jdforge]

Can you be more specific ?

Awesome for helping get them or Awesome helping you get rid of them?

Helps you get them. Celery contains arginine which helps to expand blood vessels just like Viagra.

Other foods that help erections are watermelon, spinach, avocado and drinking coffee.

 

[DarkestHour]

It's the ultimate combo. You get that savory peanut butter with the crisp celery.

 

[Davey Cakes]

No, Hummus is excreted from the gods.
I wager i eat some hummus 5 times a week.

Hell yeah. It’s the best.

 

[brap]

Meanwhile in Cuntland...

THEY CAN'T EVEN AFFORD BUNS LMAO

 

[Woo-Fu]

What do you put on carrots?

A glaze of brown sugar and butter.

You know what peanut butter has almost none of? Water. Makes it kind of difficult to eat. You know what is almost entirely water? Celery. Do the math.

 

[Piku_Ringo]

I’ve seen this on TV. Is this how you guys get your veges? What do you put on carrots?

You mean you aren't American?

 

[appaws]

Pro tip. Celery is awesome for erections.

Helps you get them. Celery contains arginine which helps to expand blood vessels just like Viagra.

Other foods that help erections are watermelon, spinach, avocado and drinking coffee.

I've heard that eating a lot of celery gives you huge loads, and pineapple makes them sweet.

You mean you aren't American?

I was shocked to find out this information!

 

[Ailynn]

Celery with peanut butter is okay, but celery with a good hummus can be awesome.

 

[Hnjohngalt]

Agree with Peanut butter and apples too. Especially green sour apples.

I am curious if anyone has tried Nutella? Its good too.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

I eat Almond Butter on my celery because I prefer my food to consume as many resources as possible.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

You mean you aren't American?

He's New Zealish

 

[Mossybrew]

Agree with Peanut butter and apples too. Especially green sour apples.

Yeah I'm not down with celery, but peanut butter ond apple is one of those weird combos that is really god-tier.

 

[Piku_Ringo]

He's New Zealish

That explains a lot.

 

[Davey Cakes]

Yeah I'm not down with celery, but peanut butter ond apple is one of those weird combos that is really god-tier.

Peanut butter + sweet & spicy pickles.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

That explains a lot.

LOlolololololol

Hes actually australian which would explain it even more the new zealand comment was a dig

 

[teezzy]

My friends think it's weird that I enjoy ranch dressing on scrambled eggs

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Not me.

 

[DESTROYA]

My friends think it's weird that I enjoy ranch dressing on scrambled eggs

TeeezyD at home

 

[Davey Cakes]

My friends think it's weird that I enjoy ranch dressing on scrambled eggs

Odd since both ranch and eggs are extremely versatile. They can go with almost everything.

I put spicy queso dip on my steak-umms and eggs this morning.

 

[notseqi]

Try your celery with some good olive oil, salt and maybe some balsamico.

buncha animals

 

[trikster40]

Celery sucks. Might as well go lick my lawn mower.

 

[bender]

You joke, but PB was originally created as a testicle balm to soothe the symptoms of late stage syphilis. It’s also why we call balls “nuts.”

I wasn't joking.

 

[Codes 208]

That’s a waste of peanut butter because celery is shit.

 

[Susurrus]

Be real, peanut butter literally goes well on everything.

If you haven't had American PB you don't know either. I've lived in Europe and Asia, and I know that shitty peanut spread crap they have, it isn't the same, don't compare it. Get me a jar of JIF, Peter Pan, or Skippy and we talkin'.

Celery, Chocolate, Apples, Toast, French Toast, Waffles, Carrots, Balls, Chicken, Other Peanut Butter, Jelly, Cheese, Cucumbers, Pears, Cookies, Pizza, Oranges, Steak, Potatoes, Fries, Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, I could go on.

 

[Kev Kev]

that's not all we put peanut butter on

 

[Reptars Revenge]

I wouldn't turn it down if it was on a plate

 

[bitbydeath]

I can’t tell what’s worse. Vegemite or Peanut Butter

 

[Elcid]

I’ve seen this on TV. Is this how you guys get your veges? What do you put on carrots?

Only American serial killers do.