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Do you attract a certain type of woman?
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Alter_Fridge
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Melon Husk
Member
The lesbian looking ones.
WhiskeyDiver
Member
I attract all kinds of bitches in heat.
*Yiffs*
More serious answer: The type of woman that, by the end of our variable time together, is such a bitch that her closest female friends start referring to her as bitch as if it were her first name by birth.
*Yiffs*
More serious answer: The type of woman that, by the end of our variable time together, is such a bitch that her closest female friends start referring to her as bitch as if it were her first name by birth.
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I didn't realize Leonardo DiCaprio posted on GAF..
ConkerTheSquirrel.
Member
Women who have boyfriends and married women seem to like flirting with me. It's amusing as much as it is infuriating. The guys tied to these women always give me stares as if I'm the one with the problem. I'm sorry, if an attractive woman is showing interest in me, taken or not, I'm probably going to bite back.
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BluRayHiDef
Banned
I attract phantom women.
The Time Of Mario
Member
I somehow keep attracting Welsh people.
GeekyDad
Gold Member
wow...that's a new one on me.Nah, I attract psychos. (or maybe I turn them into psychos, not sure...)
INC
Member
You look like a sheep?
borborygmus
Member
- Women so naive/innocent as to be cringey. The type that'd cry if you made a tasteless joke and you'd have to apologize. For some reason they see themselves with me and proceed to start sending signals and then I have to make a huge effort avoiding them or pretending to be too retarded to notice the signals. They tend to lose their shit and make a teary-eyed ragey tantrum face if they realize you're not into them.
- Shitty cheating married women. They send very clear signals but a woman's word is sacred these days so the best approach is again to play dumb and pretend not to get it, and completely ghost them as soon as you get the chance.
- Shitty cheating married women. They send very clear signals but a woman's word is sacred these days so the best approach is again to play dumb and pretend not to get it, and completely ghost them as soon as you get the chance.
Jtibh
Banned
You are one of those all talk no action run for the hills when the panties drop guy arent you
INC
Member
You from the UK then?
rapid32.5
Member
triplestation
Member
hookers
nush
Gold Member
Those women in unhappy, sexless, marriages are all on the dating apps looking for low key D. They come to you, get what they want and don't want any texting outside of the original hookup. Then you'll hear nothing from them again, until sometimes months later and they want another hookup.
Bartski
Gold Member
a lot of luck required for that kind of scenario
Texas Pride
Banned
The dirty ones always seem to find me.
teezzy
Banned
What a lying fuck this guy was
Coolwhhip
Neophyte
Tschumi
Member
Here, at least, the ones who seem to actively seek my attention look like the ones who are obsessed with foreign cultures as a means to leave Japan. So they're not really my type, i prefer chicks who don't gaf about such concepts.
Other than that occasionally when i have cause to take over a meeting or lead a mixed sports team or something there's usually a girl or two who seems to get turned on by me speaking with authority. Those never come to anything because my regular non-in charge mode is entirely lacking in fiery eyed intensity.
Other than that occasionally when i have cause to take over a meeting or lead a mixed sports team or something there's usually a girl or two who seems to get turned on by me speaking with authority. Those never come to anything because my regular non-in charge mode is entirely lacking in fiery eyed intensity.
nush
Gold Member
I guess I'm one lucky fucker then. I should try the Lotto this week.
MiyazakiHatesKojima
Banned
OP is a big fat liar.
Liu Kang filing his 1040
Banned
Short brunettes with mexican blood
And short asians
white women mostly ignore me
And short asians
white women mostly ignore me
nush
Gold Member
Big Baller
Al Pachinko, Konami President
thefool
Member
I always thought this was patton oswalt.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
Who would have thought.
Ailynn
Faith - Hope - Love
Back in my early twenties and way before I transitioned, I decided to dress up as a tough biker gang vampire at work one Halloween as a joke. (The joke being that the scary macho persona was so not me.)
Well, a new girl had started working there that week and apparently found this particular costume of mine very attractive. So attractive in fact that she decided that the costume is who she would picture me to be at all times, and she started becoming extremely flirty. I was even the victim of an incredibly uncomfortable and unsolicited belly dance from her while I was trying to work.
I just played extremely dumb and she eventually lost interest. A couple years later I saw her at the mall with an old biker guy that looked eerily similar to my joke Halloween character.
So, I wonder...was I the cause of that fetish? Or simply one in a long line of supposed weird rough biker dudes that she took a shine to?
(If only she had known how wrong she was about me)
Well, a new girl had started working there that week and apparently found this particular costume of mine very attractive. So attractive in fact that she decided that the costume is who she would picture me to be at all times, and she started becoming extremely flirty. I was even the victim of an incredibly uncomfortable and unsolicited belly dance from her while I was trying to work.
I just played extremely dumb and she eventually lost interest. A couple years later I saw her at the mall with an old biker guy that looked eerily similar to my joke Halloween character.
So, I wonder...was I the cause of that fetish? Or simply one in a long line of supposed weird rough biker dudes that she took a shine to?
(If only she had known how wrong she was about me)
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showernota
Member
The ones with the switch that flips about a month in and suddenly reveal they’re desperate narcissists.
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Shodan09
Unconfirmed Member
Yes. Druggie cunts if the last few days are anything to go by.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
Depends a lot on which drugs they are cunts of, imo.
Devonshire
Banned
Well, I’m gay so I attract every type of woman apparently.
Papa
Banned
Back in my early twenties and way before I transitioned, I decided to dress up as a tough biker gang vampire at work one Halloween as a joke. (The joke being that the scary macho persona was so not me.)
Well, a new girl had started working there that week and apparently found this particular costume of mine very attractive. So attractive in fact that she decided that the costume is who she would picture me to be at all times, and she started becoming extremely flirty. I was even the victim of an incredibly uncomfortable and unsolicited belly dance from her while I was trying to work.
I just played extremely dumb and she eventually lost interest. A couple years later I saw her at the mall with an old biker guy that looked eerily similar to my joke Halloween character.
So, I wonder...was I the cause of that fetish? Or simply one in a long line of supposed weird rough biker dudes that she took a shine to?
(If only she had known how wrong she was about me)
Was she hot
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Shodan09
Unconfirmed Member
Agreed to some extent. On this occasion it's the kind that could cost me my career.
Seems like a waste of 3 years and not the best thing to happen on Christmas day but it's 2020! Why would the end of the year be any nicer than the rest of it!?
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
How is that going your own way?
Ailynn
Faith - Hope - Love
I think she would be considered cute in sort of a gothy way? I wouldn't say I was an expert.
Stouffers
Banned
What kind of disabled?
Papa
Banned
wb Stouff