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[Elektro Demon]

Do you flex? Do you like showing off to other people?

I'm sometimes guilty of this, I like to show off from time to time.
What about you, dear people of GAF?

EDIT: Option number 4 was supposed to be I want to kill myself when I see someone flex. I don't know how to edit a poll.

 

[Richard Packer]

Only on neogaf.

 

[ScarletSpider]

my whole life a flex

 

[DESTROYA]

Only like this

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Nah, I don't want to get the Evil Eye.

 

[triplestation]

discreetly

ill turn and watch someone admiring then ill give them the top down top look of judgement and then turn away in disapproval and walk away like i got shit to do as i adjust my collar

 

[12Goblins]

I flex by not flexing

 

[Spukc]

Eh not that much besides the fact that i wrote this post on my galaxy fold.

 

[12Goblins]

Stupid question, but why does it say sent by iPhone on messages sometimes

Is that some weird flex?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Stupid question, but why does it say sent by iPhone on messages sometimes

Is that some weird flex?

Yes, they be flexing.

 

[Kev Kev]

lol i want to kill myself is in the lead

 

[Elektro Demon]

lol i want to kill myself is in the lead

It unintentionally turned that way. It was supposed to be I want to kill myself when I see someone flex.
But maybe it's better this way.

 

[Kev Kev]

It unintentionally turned that way. It was supposed to be I want to kill myself when I see someone flex.
But maybe it's better this way.

bahahahaha that makes the whole thing even funnier

 

[MaestroMike]

if i was rich the only thing id show off is super fast cars and a super fast gaming computer and an awesome home theater and a boat and a plane sh!t like that but I'd make sure the people i'm showing it off to get to play with the goods and experience their badas$nes$ so I wouldn't show it off on like the internet i'd only show it off in person.

 

[haxan7]

if i was rich the only thing id show off is super fast cars and a super fast gaming computer and an awesome home theater and a boat and a plane sh!t like that but I'd make sure the people i'm showing it off to get to play with the goods and experience their badas$nes$ so I wouldn't show it off on like the internet i'd only show it off in person.

Showing off your super fast gaming computer is a form of flexing now?

brb changing my answer to kill myself

 

[Foamy]

 

[MaestroMike]

Showing off your super fast gaming computer is a form of flexing now?

brb changing my answer to kill myself

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[Chromata]

Chose option 4 because too funny

 

[MetalAlien]

Why yes, yes I do.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Flexing your muscles feels good. No need for an audience, or a mirror though. If you need either of those it is your ego you're flexing, not your muscles.

 

[highrider]

I did as a young man, it kind of makes sense in young people in general. If you're like over 40 though you need to enter the next stage, where you're demeanor is more mature. Mick Jagger looks like a ridiculous buffoon prancing around.

 

[Punished Miku]

Only to girls.

I dont mind competitive shit though with my bros. It's not really flexing though, more like shit talking.

 

[Amory]

I like to, but I don't.

 

[Ownage]

 

[Punished Miku]

This is now officially a Bloodsport thread.

P.S. The OST is one of the best movie OSTs of all time.

 

[Biff]

So happy I clicked on this thread. Just had a laughing fit for 30 seconds after seeing that poll.

Fuck I'm actually tearing up. So damn funny.

 

[Ownage]

This is now officially a Bloodsport thread.

P.S. The OST is one of the best movie OSTs of all time.

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

Nope... Never! Especially if someone has envy... Shit brings bad luck and misfortune

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Why is there any other poll option other than " I want to kill myself".

 

[Elektro Demon]

Why is there any other poll option other than " I want to kill myself".

For diversity's sake.

 

[bucyou]

nope, always humble. unless you count driving fancy cars as "indirect flexing"

 

[Super Mario]

As with most things, what people say vs what they do are completely different. So noble you are to disassociate yourself with flexing, yet you do it all the time

 

[Kamina]

 

[Arozay]

Only when challenged.

 

[MilkyJoe]

My cousins ex husband used to do it in front of us, exclaiming as he was doing it "see how it flexes" he'd say, in front of 4 men drinking beer at a BBQ... What a bell end. He also knocked up another woman, fled to Australia, then dropped dead

 

[EverydayBeast]

discreetly

ill turn and watch someone admiring then ill give them the top down top look of judgement and then turn away in disapproval and walk away like i got shit to do as i adjust my collar