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[Minari]

When outside of home i even take shits standing.

At home i sit cause i live with my fiance.

 

[demigod]

My house? sit.
Public restroom or someone else's house? stand.

 

[adamsapple]

If it's my house, I know the toilets are clean and only my butt is touching it.

There's no fucking way I'm ever touching my ass cheeks on a porta potty or a public restroom.

 

[demigod]

If it's my house, I know the toilets are clean and only my butt is touching it.

There's no fucking way I'm ever touching my ass cheeks on a porta potty or a public restroom.

But this is about peeing.

 

[adamsapple]

But this is about peeing.

I'm combining both, it's more comfortable to sit down and pee in ones own house.

 

[rkofan87]

if you are cis man you stand

 

[Amakusa]

Sitting *wheelchaired*

 

[Darkmakaimura]

If it's my house, I know the toilets are clean and only my butt is touching it.

There's no fucking way I'm ever touching my ass cheeks on a porta potty or a public restroom.

What if there are two other people in your home using it?

 

[Coconutt]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

"I pee in the sink"

Easy mode.

 

[MayauMiao]

I'm standing up for my rights to pee.

 

[Pimpbaa]

if you are cis man you stand

Not if you are old and have poor flow. Then it's just a goddamn mess.

 

[kevboard]

 

[Elginer]

She pees sitting down.

Classy.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

I miss the times when I would sit. It meant my morning erection wouldn't allow me to do the job while standing for several minutes, and pissing all over my face is not something I ever looked forward to. So I had to sit.

Otherwise, it's always standing.

 

[K' Dash]

sitting at home. Standing everywhere else.

 

[Sticks]

So much toxic masculinity in this bitch

 

[ResilientBanana]

If I'm peeing while standing then I've got a problem.

Of a talent.

 

[calistan]

Where's the option for 'in the shower'?

In a horrible basement flat I rented many years ago, the toilet macerator failed so it couldn't be used at all. The landlord advised me to knock on a neighbour's door and ask to use their toilet (the fuck?) but in the end I used the shower, including for a shit - had to squish that bad boy down the plughole with my toe.

 

[methane47]

At home: I sit
In public: I stand.

 

[rkofan87]

Where's the option for 'in the shower'?

In a horrible basement flat I rented many years ago, the toilet macerator failed so it couldn't be used at all. The landlord advised me to knock on a neighbour's door and ask to use their toilet (the fuck?) but in the end I used the shower, including for a shit - had to squish that bad boy down the plughole with my toe.

 

[Major Insano]

In my house definitely sit.

Prison?

 

[GymWolf]

Prison?

Looney bin.
Can't direction my willie with a straight jacket.

 

[Major Insano]

Looney bin.
Can't direction my willie with a straight jacket.

I usually ask one of the guards to hold it for me..

 

[TheUnicornGuy]

I usually ask one of the guards to hold it for me..

I did that to a police woman once. She asked if I was pissing over the side of a bridge, so I said "yeah, wanna hold it for me?", she did not want and instead took my to the local nick until morning.

 

[RedC]

if you are cis man you stand

if you are sis man you sit

 

[nightfly]

Saw this:

About 10% of American men say they always sit to pee, while 31% say they never do, according to a YouGov survey. Preferences vary significantly by country, with a much higher percentage of German men (around 40%) always sitting, while older men in the US and Britain are more likely to never sit down than younger men.

Anyone know why it's so high in Germany? Seems odd. I only do when I have to go number 2 as well.

 

[Jinzo Prime]

Sorry, we already had this thread recently.

Edit:

Thread 'Pee Sitting Or Standing?'

Oct 1, 2025

So when using the bathroom, do you sit down when you piss or standing up,?

I feel sitt have to take a piss. Lots a less messy and flash or missing the the toilet

Not to mention if you a shid.

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[bender]

Should have created a "do you stand up to shit" thread instead, OP.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

My house? sit.
Public restroom or someone else's house? stand.

 

[tamago84]

Its more convenient to just leave the seat on, and do 1 and 2 sitting

 

[WhamBamThankYouMaam]

It all depends, if I am in the mood for potentially having piss splash on my legs I stand. Otherwise I sit.

 

[Major Insano]

Saw this:


Anyone know why it's so high in Germany? Seems odd.

I think it's likely to do with employer/workplace policy to make men sit down to pee over there.

 

[IDKFA]

At home I sit down. Otherwise you get pee spray everywhere. You might not see it, but it builds up over time.

In public I stand. I'm not having my ass sit on a public toilet seat.

When outside of home i even take shits standing.

You mean hovering over the seat, right? Not literally standing upright.

 

[Avid Reading Horse]

You mean hovering over the seat, right? Not literally standing upright.

I actually open the stall door, walk out into the common area, bend forward as far as I can, and launch it at an upward angle towards the toilet like a mortar.

 

[IDKFA]

I actually open the stall door, walk out into the common area, bend forward as far as I can, and launch it at an upward angle towards the toilet like a mortar.

If you shit with such a velocity then I would suggest seeking medical advice. Going for a crap for you sounds more like a weapon of mass destruction than a bodily function.

Do you also pee at Mach 10?

 

[bender]

The thread merge ruined my joke!

 

[Wilhelm_85]

Standing if there's a urinal available or you're outside. Sitting if it's a toilet.

 

[Avid Reading Horse]

Do you also pee at Mach 10?

Request for a golden shower denied, weirdo!

 

[DavidGzz]

Standing at work, sitting at home, especially when I have to wake up, I have to wake myself up extra to aim, fuck that, doing it with my eyes closed.

 

[Trogdor1123]

Standing for sure but if I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm super tired I'll sit.

 

[Hudo]

While lying on my back.

 

[Pete the Ferret]

At home, always sit...far less messy in the long term. If I'm out, also sit unless really drunk then maybe ill stand.

That said, be warned. A couple of weeks ago I'd cleaned my toilet and squeezed Harpic toilet cleaner all around the bowl.

Later I sat, might have been for a poo top, anyway I'm casually scrolling the internet on my phone and my dick ended up resting on the inside of the bowl.

Let me tell you, Harpic burns like fuck!