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[ThatStupidLion]

Simple question:

whats your policy on taking business video calls while pooping?

Personally, i dont do it often, but i have taken the phone into the bathroom with me mid-meeting. Turn video and audio off of course, unless I meed to chime in, then i turn on my mic.

 

[Moogle11]

Haven’t had the need to do that, but sure if nature called and it couldn’t wait and I was able to turn video and audio off and keep listening (i.e. it was something important and I couldn’t just step away for a few minutes) I don’t see an issue with that. I mostly wouldn’t have the option though as I’m usually doing the meeting at my desk on my PC rather than on a phone or table though.

Having to pee is more common, and that I just step away for quickly. Bathroom is right outside my mancave/home office, though a ways a way in normal times when I’m in my work office downtown.

 

[Halo is Back]

Nvm

 

[Turnt]

Exclusively

 

[Virt McPolygon]

Nah. I'd just leave my desk if I really had to take a dump. I have heard a toilet flush during a meeting, though

 

[teezzy]

No dude, wtf.

Working from home has turned people into savages, I swear. I still dress exactly how I would in office also. If Idon't, I'd never get anything done. I need the discipline and structure to function.

 

[MudoSkills]

No, and I'm quite impressed with myself that in 10 months wfh full time I've only once been late for a meeting due to a horrible shit.

 

[ScarletSpider]

Where’s the “No, but I would” option?

anyway, to answer: no, but I would

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I only take calls when pooping. All others go to voicemail.

 

[DogofWar]

Damn, I was sure this was a Cunth thread. Glad to see someone is trying to fill the gap though.

Considering I don't do business video calls but meet all my "customers" irl it would be quite hard to so while taking a shit.

 

[bucyou]

yes, one of my bathrooms has a backdrop for this very reason

 

[Elektro Demon]

I don't work in a business that requires video calls. But if I were in a business like that, I'd take those calls while on the pooper.

 

[haxan7]

I drop trou and plop them out whenever and where ever I please

 

[Mistake]

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

 

[nush]

I use bathroom braks as a reason why I didn't pick up a call I didn't want to take. Why would I ever want to break that cover?

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

 

[Quasicat]

I was holding a virtual class with my 8th grade students one morning and one of the three kids (out of 25 total) with their camera and mic on picked up their device and started carrying it into the bathroom. Just as he was getting ready to sit down, I noticed he was in a bathroom and immediately kicked him out of the class. He came back apologetic claiming that he always takes his iPad into the bathroom with him and forgot that he left everything on.

I’d like to say that’s worst thing that has happened in a virtual classroom this year, but I have seen a lot of parents walking around in the background with only their underwear.

 

[Mistershine.]

Taking video calls while pooping IS my business...

 

[West Texas CEO]

Taking video calls while pooping IS my business...

Your OnlyFans moniker is Smelle Delphine, right?

 

[DragoonKain]

I was on a telemedicine doctors appt the other day and had to go to the bathroom really bad and I thought about going into the bathroom and just moving the phone close to my face so the doctor couldn’t see what I was going but I decided against it. He’d definitely have known what I was doing and it would’ve been too awkward.

 

[Revoh]

Haha funny I saw this thread while taking a dump and during a meeting going on in the background

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Haha funny I saw this thread while taking a dump and during a meeting going on in the background

Hopefully you let everyone in the meeting know too.

 

[stn]

I do everything while pooping.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I do everything while pooping.

I've heard that about you. It's kind of your thing, right?

 

[nush]

He's that guy that eats in the bathroom.

 

[JimmyRustler]

Thread reminds me of that bloke I heard brushing his teeth in the shitter next to me while I was at work...

 

[Kamina]

Definitely not
I just tell them that i am afk for a few or that i „call back“.

I don't work in a business that requires video calls. But if I were in a business like that, I'd take those calls while on the pooper.

User tag checks out

 

[stn]

I've heard that about you. It's kind of your thing, right?

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

It was mostly your post, tbh.

 

[Fugitive Sex]

You, and everyone like you, are filthy degenerates without dignity.

 

[ManofOne]

No Bc I love my job

 

[Sidney Prescott]

No.

I do however lurk NeoGAF whilst I'm in there. Just so you all know.

 

[Kiwicha]

I don't take the phone into the bathroom (Costanzaaren'tyouspecial.gif), and some amazing teacher in my school when I was a kid told us that we should educate our bodies to go number two early in the mornings before taking our daily shower, and I did just that.
Now is even easier 'cause I eat once a day.

 

[GeekyDad]

No calls, period, when shitting. That's my time. Don't fuck with me when I'm letting one loose.

 

[Hudo]

No because working from home is no excuse to act like an uncivilized degenerate.

 

[Madevil]

Exclusively. That is all.

 

[Bartski]

I would, but it seems like a cultural thing among my Scandinavian partners to expect teams calls with video, so never gone further than farting on mute

 

[Susurrus]

I'll take shits while in virtual meetings. What I won't do is use the toilet during meetings though, that's my space. Meeting shits stay at meeting places.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Motherfucking OP had the decency to put Coffee/Curry Poop scenario into the mix.
Big respect.

 

[AJUMP23]

OP is a monster.

 

[Blade2.0]

I'm pooping right now.

 

[Retinoid]

No, but I do the next best thing; tell them quite clearly that I am battling the biggest shit of my life and I'll call them back.