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[ParaSeoul]

Would probably be more applicable at Thanksgiving but Christmas dinners are still infamously big. Never understood why people did this but after some recent developments I understand the appeal and it feels great. Not every time though.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Im not fat, so no.

 

[Lady Redfield]

I wear yoga pants most of the time so I don’t have to.

 

[ParaSeoul]

Im not fat, so no.

Don't need to be fat to get a food baby.

 

[Punished Miku]

Only at restaurants. At home I'm always nude during meals.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Don't need to be fat to get a food baby.

Of course, that's why I'm saying getting a food baby on a slim/skinny body should not be an issue with the pants. I'm also not in the habit of stuffing myself all at once. Really not good for your stomach, ever.

 

[manfestival]

I only did that when I was fat. I have abs now and this thought never crosses my mind after eating.

 

[poppabk]

"I just ate this feast you made, now it's your turn to do something for me"
*Unbuttons pants*

 

[chromhound]

Only at restaurants. At home I'm always nude during meals.

never tried eating naked hmmm. Maybe i should try

 

[Dark Star]

Nah I’m pretty slim and I never eat enough in one sitting to get a “food baby” lol

 

[Coolwhhip]

I only did that when I was fat. I have abs now and this thought never crosses my mind after eating.

You didn't have abs before?

 

[Richard Packer]

I pull out my penis after a great meal.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I unbutton other people's pants after a big meal. Better watch out.

 

[chromhound]

I pull out my penis after a great meal.

after a great meal is a BJ

 

[ManaByte]

This you?

 

[manfestival]

You didn't have abs before?

What do you mean? We are all unformed blobs at one point or another.

 

[EverydayBeast]

“Do you unbutton your pants after a big meal?”​

 

[BigBooper]

If I ate that much I'd rather just put on some lounge pants than walk around unbuttoned. Or do ya'll do the "go to the recliner and watch football as the coma overtakes you" maneuver so you don't have to move anywhere and have your pants falling down?

 

[Rentahamster]

Yes, but not because I ate too much food if you get my drift.

 

[Aesius]

As an American, I chant "USA! USA! USA!" and then clap after every meal.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

As an American, I chant "USA! USA! USA!" and then clap after every meal.

 

[Sosokrates]

No, my trousers are not tight.

 

[stn]

What pants?

 

[Flutta]

Im not fat so no…

 

[belmarduk]

I don’t know what this food baby talk is. If you are already fat, you probably shouldn’t eat a meal so big you have to worry about splitting your pants.

 

[Ikutachi]

That’s only something I saw on TV.

 

[godhandiscen]

No I try not to eat to that extent anymore, but when I was fat I would.
If you actually eat slowly and make a meal last, your brain will realize you are full, which on average takes 20 minutes.

Slow Down, You Eat Too Fast

Eat less and enjoy it more with mindful eating

www.webmd.com

If you eat too much within those 20 minutes your brain will make you feel sick once it realizes you were overeating.

 

[lem0n]

I'm fat so yes, but only on Thanksgiving or Xmas meals really. I'm not so fat that I need to do it every meal.

 

[casablanca]

I unbutton my pants after 4 pints or more so I don’t have to pee stop on my way home.

 

[Tranquil]

Seems like something only a cartoon character would do.

 

[rofif]

I wear sweat pants outside of work so no

 

[haxan7]

I pull out my penis after a great meal.

I go one step further. I whip mine out and flop it onto the table as a sign of appreciation to the chef.

 

[Richard Packer]

I go one step further. I whip mine out and flop it onto the table as a sign of appreciation to the chef.

What do you do at the buffet?

 

[haxan7]

What do you do at the buffet?

what don't i do

 

[IntentionalPun]

TBH, ever since "joggers" became fairly stylish.. I'm usually wearing those.. aka fancy sweatpants.. aka Jon Hamm cosplay.

 

[ParaSeoul]

you probably shouldn’t eat a meal so big you have to worry about splitting your pants.

Thats not the point of that? I don't even think that would be physically possible unless you're obese.

 

[RoyalLaFlame]

I pull out my penis after a great meal.

I put my penis inside my pants after a great meal.

 

[Lord Panda]

I unbutton my pants before a meal

 

[Mossybrew]

I have never eaten so much that I literally expanded to the point where I needed to adjust my pants, so .. uh .. no.

 

[carlosrox]

I'm not a cartoon character, no.

 

[Kaachan]

Because of skinny jeans, ye, almost always

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Would probably be more applicable at Thanksgiving but Christmas dinners are still infamously big. Never understood why people did this but after some recent developments I understand the appeal and it feels great. Not every time though.

Because they are fat or obesity?

 

[ParaSeoul]

Because of skinny jeans, ye, almost always

From the other replies I can tell most people here don't wear them

 

[PumpkinPie]

Unbutton? I take them off!

 

[PumpkinPie]

I put my penis inside my pants after a great meal.

I pull out my penis after a great meal.

These bring new meaning to enjoying a cigar after a meal.

 

[Tschumi]

In Japan, certain restaurants don't have chairs. Westerners aren't as well designed for sitting cross legged, and as a habitual sportsperson my muscles aren't as flexible as they could be, they're also pretty big, so yeah squeezing down in pants is pretty agonizing and, yeah, if i can get away with it i actually unbutton before i eat

 

[Kev Kev]

lol no

 

[BouncyFrag]