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[bishoptl]

Some guy named Luther I've never met before just sent me an e-mail with that in the subject line. I figured before I responded that I should share the wealth. So if you're interested in meeting girls that are loose, come on in!

...I got another mail from somebody promising to increase my sperm volume, but that sounds fake.

 

[levious]

...I got another mail from somebody promising to increase my sperm volume, but that sounds fake.

already maxed out?

 

[Triumph]

That's funny, I got an email from some German chap who wanted to discuss ways to improve my sexual prowess and stamina. Obviously tales of my exploits have yet to reach the Germans.

 

[Azih]

Hey if anybody needs some cheap prescription drugs send me a PM.

 

[AssMan]

 

[Ecrofirt]

I've always been interested in where those public sex parties (think Party Hardcore) take place.

If that's where the loose girls hang out, then yes.

 

[Tazznum1]

"come on in"




In where? eeeew

 

[psycho_snake]

I have a really messed up e-mail account and have about 100 different viagra ads, but Im already big enough

 

[dskillzhtown]

A bank that I don't bank at asked me to send them my debit card number and pin code, for security purposes.

 

[bishoptl]

"come on in"




In where? eeeew

That would be "cum" on in, Ms. Creampie.

 

[Richiban]

You guys are lucky....All I get are inkjet printer cartridge refills for CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP!

 

[Tazznum1]

That would be "cum" on in, Ms. Creampie.

I was quoting you. Mr. Naschty.

 

[Takuan]

Want to increase the size of your penis? Up to five inches, and FAT, too! All-natural!

 

[Dilbert]

So many cheating wives, so little time!

 

[shuri]

Hay guys i got hookups with this homie of mine in Zaire, he wants me to him help getting a few millions out of his country, i thought you guys might want to join in?

 

[bishoptl]

Want to increase the size of your penis? Up to five inches, and FAT, too! All-natural!

 

[demon]

I would like bigger breasts.

 

[Minotauro]

You guys are lucky....All I get are inkjet printer cartridge refills for CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP!

Hey, I need one of those! Why must I always get the spam about over-stretched assholes and cumfarts?

 

[Blackie]

I never get the interesting penis size increasing or nigerian prince emails anymore, just tons and tons of stuff from that "double your dating" shithead.