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[see5harp]

The shocking thing to me is that for a mistake like this you only get awarded $33,000.00. I would demand more than that. The surgery costs alone in the US would be more expensive than that, ignoring the psychological damage done by actually pussy farting.

 

[StarCreator]

I am honestly shocked this kind of mistake isn't fatal.

The article doesn't mention whether the error is correctable either, only that she actually had the carcinoma removed elsewhere.

 

[nekkid]

Hang on a second. Putting the mistake of sewing up the wrong bits aside, why would they need to go anywhere near her colon or vagina to remove skin cancer?

 

[Kinyou]

So, something like an intentional rectovaginal fistula ? Isn't that something docs fix instead of create?

 

[Armoured Priest]

I recall something like this happening but with a dude:

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=3935535

Please note that I'm not trying to diminish what happened to this poor woman (I can't imagine how horrible that must have been), just that it reminded me of something comparatively horrible.

 

[Lamel]

Damn, that's just terrible. They should be able to fix it but still.

Hang on a second. Putting the mistake of sewing up the wrong bits aside, why would they need to go anywhere near her colon or vagina to remove skin cancer?

Is there no skin around the vagina/anus/pelvis? Sometimes drastic resections need to be made if the cancer is advanced enough, especially in that area.

 

[IggyChooChoo]

Reminds me of the strip club scene from Eastbound and Down:

Stevie Janowski: This is awesome, you can totally see straight through the butthole right into the pussy, man. That is awesome.

Kenny Powers: Yeah, man. I don’t think those two things are connected.

Edit: I don't mean to make light. That is genuinely horrible and I hope she gets the medical attention she needs, and the compensation she deserves. I really don't understand how a doctor can fuck up that bad.

 

[LiK]

WTF, those doctors are idiots.

 

[TimeEffect]

Fucked up thing is that something like this isnt uncommon in poorer countries. My mom's aunt had her intestines/fecal matter spread to her body after surgery because the surgery tore it. She died, after we were all so sure she would make it.

 

[Rentahamster]

Egads

 

[marrec]

I had to read the thread title like, three times cause I was certain I was reading it wrong.

Anyway, this'll make for quite the ice-breaker on her next date.

 

[VariantX]

Why? Is there some narro medical reason why that needs to happen so it could have crossed their minds that they should attach a person's colon to their vagina? Or its it that monument level of a medical fuck up?

 

[CrunchyFrog]

How the fuck

Unfortunately, pretty easy if your facility is being negligent on patient I.D. and safety protocol. Likely they did the right procedure on the wrong patient.

 

[The Lamp]

Unfortunately, pretty easy if your facility is being negligent on patient I.D. and safety protocol. Likely they did the right procedure on the wrong patient.

Help me understand when connecting the colon to the vagina is the right procedure.

 

[iPaul93]

How do you mess this up?

 

[Septimus Prime]

Seriously, though, they need to at least pay for it to get fixed.

 

[Media]

33k? I'd want 3 million plus, fuck those doctors, wow.

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

Gas and stuff coming out of her vagina.... ffffuuuuuuuu

 

[zeemumu]

"... But stuff had started to come out..."

Oh. My. God. The horror.

No...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[rpmurphy]

What, so where does her anus go?

 

[CrunchyFrog]

Help me understand when connecting the colon to the vagina is the right procedure.

I could only hazard a guess, that maybe it was meant to be some sort of rectal bypass, though why they wouldn't just do a colostomy *shrug.* That or Dr. Kavorkian somehow slept their way through anatomy in med school.

 

[BruceCLea]

 

[jmdajr]

Surgery for SKIN CANCER.

wuuuh

 

[chrisPjelly]

That's horrible. I certainly hope she has some compensation

 

[Diamond]

Just saw a vid on a girl who had to be amputated of her right leg, and she was so scared the surgeon would cut the wrong one she wrote "cut here" on the leg which had to go.
Would "please don't freakin attach my colon to my vagina" have worked here? You have to wonder.

 

[Geist-]

How the fuck does that even happen?

Surgeon's friend: I bet you can't attach a woman's colon to her vagina.

Surgeon: Hold my beer.

 

[Mahonay]

 

[freethoughtbubble]

I don't believe it. It's not real. It can't be. And only $33k?!

 

[Spiral Insanity]

33k? Who the fuck are they kidding? More like 33m.

I'm sure they'd charge 33k to fix a broken arm.

chrisPjelly, brutal.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[Phased]

Can't even imagine the UTI's you'd get

 

[Baroquemantic]

Jesus fuck that's terrible.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Seriously, though, they need to at least pay for it to get fixed.

With his assistant

 

[Lovely Salsa]

I don't believe it. It's not real. It can't be. And only $33k?!

Thats 10 years of salary in Macedonia....you cant expect much more than that

 

[Dominator]

Oh my god that's absolutely horrifying... How in the world...

 

[Kurdel]

I can't imagine the horror of seeing shit seep out of your vagina.

 

[Jacobi]

This is fucked up. I mean I don't know how having a vagina feels normally, but shitting out of my penis wouldn't be pleasant either

 

[Charcoal]

That's horrible. I certainly hope she has some compensation

Yoooooo

 

[rjinaz]

The internet was a mistake. I don' need to about these things. Goddamn.

 

[Woetyler]

 

[daveo42]

How in the world do you fuck that up to the point where you
1. Don't remove the thing you were supposed to
and
2. Attach the colon to the vaginal canal

Like

 

[Extra Sauce]

I mean it's not even like they attached the wrong thing. They weren't supposed to attach anything.

 

[Lucky Seven]

Some mad scientist has a medical license in Macedonia.

 

[McLovin]

I would honestly expect way more the 33k, she deserves at least a mil.

 

[Indelible]

This is something out of a horror movie, she definitely deserves more money than that.

 

[Megawarrior]

The horrible visions running across my mind right now. Eeek.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Gosh I hope that doctor that performed that surgery gets fired and can never ever perform medicine again. Fuck that doctor.

 

[Hazmat]

Goddamn it, this got me.

How does this even happen? How can a surgeon that knows how to do that be stupid enough to, well, so that? Where was Ben Carson while this was happening?

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

How in the actual fuck.

 

[Linkstrikesback]

Goddamn, that's be horrible at the best of times but for a person getting cancer Treatments which they also failed to do? And that was only worth 33k? Jesus.