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Does Anyone Watch Andy Milinokis?

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Bluecondor

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I was at a camp this weekend, and all of the kids were singing the theme song for some show that I had never heard of "It's my show....I'm Andy Milinokis". I must have heard that line 100 times this weekend.

I looked up "milinokis" on this forum when I got back, but there was nothing, and I checked out a few websites from Google. Then, I was going through Comcast On-Demand last night and I came across a five minute intro to the Andy Milinokis Show. As soon as I saw the kid singing his theme song, I was hooked. Then - they have this clip of him walking around the streets of New York City (?) walking up to random elderly people and saying things like "Thanks for the apple pie Mrs. Jennings! It was delicious!" and "Are you going to the carnival Mrs. Pruitt? I can't wait for the rides and the cotton candy!" - in this totally sincere/innocent childlike voice.

Then, they had this bizarre, but hilarious clip of him calling for chinese food, and then when the delivery guy gets there, he is sitting in a chair, with his arms chained behind his face, with peanut butter smeared all over his face. He then asks the delivery guy to smear more peanut butter on his chin and to take money out of his pocket. at which point he starts screaming at the delivery guy.

He is basically that kid we all knew who used to play pranks on unsuspecting adults - the kid who would orchestrate a realistic-looking bike crash right by a busy intersection so that people would stop and stare and think that kids had actually been hurt.

Does anyone here watch this show?
 
He is basically that kid we all knew who used to play pranks on unsuspecting adults - the kid who would orchestrate a realistic-looking bike crash right by a busy intersection so that people would stop and stare and think that kids had actually been hurt.

He's also that kid who's actually 29 years old, uses a fake child voice and has it's own crappy, retarded TV show.
 
Vandiger said:
Wasn't this guy doing skits on the manshow, if so I can see why it would get old fast.

He had some internet clips and Jimmy Kimmel thought he was funny. Kimmel says that the network was tired of using him so he produced a show for Andy himself.
 
The first episode I saw was the one where the pizza guy makes the delivery and he goes to get money, and brings the pizza box back with a shoe in. I spent about half the show cracking up, and the other half sucked ass.
 
I've never made it through a whole episode. I've made like 4 attempts and I never thought it was funny. I liked his stunts on the Man Show, but I suspect those were written by Adam/Jimmy anyway.

MTV as a whole has just sucked lately. *edit* Moreso now than ever ** Its like they're trying soo hard to do as many reality shows about kids in their early 20s as possible. WTF is this Trailer Fabulous show anyway? I can't believe that's for fucking real! That host is such a flamer that I thought it was some kind of gag at first. Imagine my surprise when I found its an actual show. WTF.

And in closing, Andy Milinokis couldn't joke his way out of a nutsack.
 
I have seen that show 2x, and both times he was doing some stupid skit with everyday people, I guess he was trying to see how many times he could say "Know what I'm sayin" and I sat there, and just couldnt believe that MTV is paying this kid for this crap...

I think MTV should have left him on the net to rot...


EDIT: There are only 2 good shows on MTV right now. Pimp My Ride and Viva La Bam. I sorta like The 70's house, just because I like to see these vain little shits get embarrassed, but other than that, MTV is a joke.
 
Uno Ill Nino said:
I've never made it through a whole episode. I've made like 4 attempts and I never thought it was funny. I liked his stunts on the Man Show, but I suspect those were written by Adam/Jimmy anyway.

MTV as a whole has just sucked lately. *edit* Moreso now than ever ** Its like they're trying soo hard to do as many reality shows about kids in their early 20s as possible. WTF is this Trailer Fabulous show anyway? I can't believe that's for fucking real! That host is such a flamer that I thought it was some kind of gag at first. Imagine my surprise when I found its an actual show. WTF.

And in closing, Andy Milinokis couldn't joke his way out of a nutsack.
He wasn't on The Man Show.
 
It's not very good.. I've watched parts of it just by flipping around channels and running into it. I would have never guessed he was 28 though!
 
enjoy bell woods said:
He wasn't on The Man Show.

Actually, I think he was a few times.

I just like going on myspace and ruining people's days, letting them know he's actually 29.

He's fucking retarded. I hate him.


EDIT: From Wikipedia... I guess he wasn't on the Man Show, but Kimmel's show...



Andrew M. Milonakis (born January 30, 1976 Queens, New York), better known as Andy, is a comedian who plays the role of a teenage kid and has become an Internet phenomenon, rising to fame when he released home webcam recordings of freestyle raps, silly and funny videos, and short films on the Internet (previously credited to angrynakedpat.com, but his videos aren't hosted there any longer). Some of these include the "Crispy New Freestyle" and "The Superbowl Is Gay", and various other videos which can be found hosted elsewhere. He has been compared to the Star Wars Kid and has since built a following, including comedian Jimmy Kimmel who recruited him for regular appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live on television from 2003-2004. He will also be featured on a 2005 film called Waiting..., also starring Ryan Reynolds, Justin Long and Anna Faris.
 
Some of it is annoying, but parts of it are inspired. The whole "Penpal from Alaska" bit where he gets a letter out of his freezer and Jesus/Satan Kitty... The stuff he does accosting people on the street is frequently entertaining. Definitely loses some of the unique angle when you find out he's not a kid.
 
It's really hit-or-miss but I thought it was pretty good. The first episode got things off to a real bad start though. I'm surprised that everyone hates the show so much, considering the total shit that ends up with a following (Reno 911, MadTV).

Some of the delivery guy bits are funny. I love the one where he throws a part for the guy being the 1000th delivery guy...
 
Wow - after 16 replies - this is pretty much a universal condemnation of the show.....

Like I said - I only saw a 5 minute trailer, which was actually really funny. But - I guess I can see how this type of humor would not be something that you could stand watching for half hour doses at a time.

The kids at the camp I went to were only 13 or 14, which may explain why the show has more appeal for them. I had never heard of the show before though until I heard them singing the theme song over and over again.

Oh well - another strike against popular culture I guess.....
 
it's just fucking rotten... I tried watching and I always end up getting sooo fed up with it that I cringe at how bad it is then turn the channel. I feel like Seinfeld did in one episode where the guy changed who he was to become a comedian.

Me: ...so he pretends to be a little kid just to make jokes.
Friend: And this offends you as an adult?
Me: No, it offends me as a television viewer.
 
The Andy Milonakis Show is the worst show on television. It's just garbage. Don't even compare it to MADtv. I hate MADtv, but it's still ten times better and more clever than The Andy Milonakis Show. And I can't tell you how disgusted I am with a guy who has to pretend to be a little kid to still not be funny at all.
 
border said:
It's really hit-or-miss but I thought it was pretty good. The first episode got things off to a real bad start though. I'm surprised that everyone hates the show so much, considering the total shit that ends up with a following (Reno 911, MadTV).

Some of the delivery guy bits are funny. I love the one where he throws a part for the guy being the 1000th delivery guy...
Wait wait wait...are you suggesting that his show is funnier than Reno 911?

...cause it's not even close. This show sucks balls.
 
Isn't pretending to be something you're not the basis of pretty much all comedy (even stand-up, to an extent)? I don't really understand hating on him for that.

The thrust of most of his bits really isn't "young child doing things that would be outrageous for a young child to do" as with The Man Show's smart-mouthed kid. Learning his age doesn't really do much to take away from the humor since he is working mostly absurdist gags and off-the-wall stuff.

EDIT: I am suggesting that pretty much anything is funnier than Reno-911....except Jiminy Glick.
 
You people have no taste for non-sequitor humor. That said, it doesn't ALWAYS work and the show IS hit-and-miss, but I mean, you've got to appreciate the absurdity of some of it. There are far and away worse shows out there with NO inspiration and NO creativity. But when you try to get creative, you either end up with something awesome or something shit. Hence why most television stations have a hard time coming up with new material.
 
I think the show is really funny sometimes.

One of the better shows on MTV I would say. Seriously, Pimp my Ride over this? Hell no.
 
I dunno, there's some really funny bits on that show. This is one of my favorites.

A pizza delivery guy comes up with a pizza, but when he enters the apartment he is assaulted by Andy, who's celebrating. Apparently, he's the 1000th delivery guy. Andy's all excited, and then this old lady walks in with a hat shooting off noisemakers. He ends by giving the delivery guy a prize for being the 1000th delivery guy. That prize turns out to be... a pizza.

It's definitely a hit-and-miss show, but when it hits it hits hard.
 
Son of Godzilla said:
When I first saw it I thought it was the goddamn Starwars broomstick kid.

A half-hour of that clip on repeat would be more amusing and interesting than the Andy Milonakis show.
 
I've tried watching it on a few different occasions. Each time I've found it to be pretty dull. Maybe there are a few tiny gold nuggets to be found within the show, but it's not worth sifting through the rest of the heaping pile of shit to find them.
 
Not that I really need to reiterate, but the show is simply hideous. Not funny whatsoever, IMO. We had a thread a while back about how much it sucked when it debuted, but I didn't search for it.

It's a shame Jimmy Kimmel is associated with it in any way.
 
I agree with the sentiment that there are occasionally funny bits but it's pretty crappy overall. I don't really see it lasting; everybody I know won't even sit through more than 5 minutes. The theme song is the best part.
 
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK, RANDOM THING, I'M FAT, OO LOOK RANDOM ACTOR/RAP STAR/SOMETHING. AWESOME.


i wanna have a fist fight with that asshole.
 
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