Banjo64
cumsessed
Would be well deserved. The OG. The princess pummelling gorilla. Slapping cheeks harder than he slaps the ground. The only video game character with his own certified rap song. He who made Mario his bitch, forcing him to debute as a secondary character in his world. King K. Rool as the Kranos of the Nintendo Cinematic Universe. Banjo & Kazooie making a cameo. 2030, we will be there.
