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[ElectricBlanketFire]

Updated the OP to include the link to donate and get a bag.

 

[Defect]

They're pretty patties.

 

[JordanN]

I'm not sure how I feel about eating multicolored Doritos. I suppose if I'm eating Doritos there's no sense in being picky of the color of the damn things tho. Just seems strange to be eating a green color chip.

You're right. Green chips are poisonous.

 

[TwoDurans]

Why not a better flavor?

 

[G0523]

 

[Glowingmonx]

Nacho cheese 4lyfe.

These are fun at parties if you throw the package away first.

 

[jaypah]

The picked the best flavor. Awesome!

 

[Zantetsuken]

Bring back the Salsa Rio Doritos. Thanks.

 

[NastyBook]

Why not a better flavor?

Personally, I'd rather they bring back Salsa/Baja Picante, but out of all the flavors Doritos has now, Cool Ranch is still the best. Sweet Chili tastes like sugar and fucking salt, Nacho is Nacho, and Hot Nacho is middling for me.

 

[Dead Prince]

also they should have had a medley of flavors instead of one. i vote we redo dorito

 

[Like the hat?]

Fuck it, donated.

 

[nicoga3000]

I want to buy a bag simply because of how nifty they look.

That said, Cool Ranch is a bummer.

 

[Reset]

Cool Ranch is awful.

 

[Byakuya769]

Corporate reticent to show such support and celebration for other marginalized groups makes me pretty sure these companies are just marketing and playing around with focus group polls.

Note their silence regarding pride ten years ago...

 

[stufte]

Cool Ranch is awful.

you're a horrible person and I hope you feel bad.

 

[deadlast]

Cool-Ranch

Way to fuck it up...

 

[Chorazin]

I love gay people and cool ranch. They got my $10!

 

[Kama_1082]

Cool ranch? Why are they using the worst flavor for a cool concept?

 

[mreddie]

No Sweet Spicy Chili?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Salsa Verde is the best Doritos flavor. Fuck all y'all.

 

[Lulubop]

eww cool ranch

 

[Flambe]

Man wtf at all the Cool-Ranch hate =[ That and Bold BBQ are the bestest, way better than Nacho or Zesty Cheese!

That said I may have biased myself by attempting a cereal made of Nacho Cheese Doritos and Pepsi as a teenager.

Edit: Aaand not available in Canada, darn

 

[Bluekaveli]

But cool ranch is the worst flavour

 

[ViciousDS]

But cool ranch is the worst flavour

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

I like stuff like this but I'm too cynical to think it's anything other than rich dudes cashing in on a thing while while they can. I'm sure John Doritos and whoever else runs the company is just doing this because they love yachts more than they hate gays.

 

[Tansut]

Donated. Does anyone know if they send a confirmation email? Because I haven't gotten one.

And we all know they used Cool Ranch because people buy that shit the least.

 

[Like the hat?]

Prob had to do cool ranch because the powder won't clash with the colors

 

[Bubba T]

But cool ranch is the worst flavour

Your taste buds must be malfunctioning.

 

[mackattk]

Cool Ranch doritos are delish.

 

[BobTheFork]

The fuck is this Cool Ranch resentment?

YOU AIN'T TOO COOL FOR THE RANCH!!!! YOU AIN'T!!!

 

[battousai11]

Cool concept, but I'm not a big fan of Cool Ranch either.

 

[NeonBlack]

Can I just get bag filled to the brim with air¿ I don't really like Doritos and I want that cool looking bag. I'm a weirdo

 

[tcrunch]

but cool ranch? i dunno, seems like it might be some stealth anti gay sentiment

.

edit:

Can I just get bag filled to the brim with air¿ I don't really like Doritos and I want that cool looking bag. I'm a weirdo

How about just give them to someone else

 

[Plywood]

I could really go for some doritos right about now.

 

[Clydefrog]

I like cool ranch. I say gif.

 

[impirius]

One day we'll have the technology to make a yellow tortilla chip

 

[Anoregon]

One day we'll have the technology to make a yellow tortilla chip

But blue corn chips are superior

 

[Commanche Raisin Toast]

Cool Ranch is the car crash of flavours. Should've gone with nacho cheese, or zesty in a pinch. booooooooooooo

I agree 100%

Nacho cheese dust would discolor the chips too much. The salsa Verde ones would have been okay.

 

[Forerunner]

This please.

 

[Bluekaveli]

This please.

These are the god tier dorito. Also there was one in the late 90s early 2000s that came out in an orange bag omg.

 

[TwoDurans]

But cool ranch is the worst flavour

Agreed. Salsa Verde or GTFO.

 

[Veritigo_X]

Cool, another company for bigots to boycott. At this point they must be surviving on Chik Fil A.

 

[HUELEN10]

I wish they gave you an option to buy them outright, but still, pretty cool.

 

[Transistor]

But cool ranch is the worst flavour

What is this heresy?

 

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

I like Cool Ranch, but Spicy Nacho is still the top dog Dorito.

 

[aspiegamer]

It's a shame they're too paranoid about a cultural backlash to actually sell these in stores. Though to be fair, every major corporation acts the same way.

 

[alr1ght]

The Pride Pope approves

 

[Alcoholikaust]

Donated for 4 bags.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

The Pride Pope approves

And there it is.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Cool Ranch is awful.

Cool-Ranch

Way to fuck it up...

Opinions can be wrong..