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[NLB2]

As a little joke, my dormmate and I posted this entry at Urbandictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jirak&r=f
Jirak is the last name of my roomate.

Earlier tonight my dormmate and I were browsing through various definitions in urbandictionary on my computer in my room when I suggested to my dorm mate that we look up the names of my dormmate, my roomate (who was in the room at the time), and myself. When we get to Jirak, my dormate and I acted as if it were new to us. We started laughing histerically. My roomate on the other hand didn't think it was so funny. He started screaming about how it wasn't funny that his name would mean something like that (he hasn't even yet realized that I put the definition there, he actually thinks that his name is a slang word) and he kicked my dormmate and I out of the room and locked the door. About fifteen minutes later, thinking Jirak may have mellowed, I unlocked the door and my dormmate and I entered the room. Jirak was crying and he started screaming at my dormmate (I quote verbatim) “I hate you! I want to slit your throat every time I see you!”

It was scary. He was serious. I think he may actually wants to kill my dormmate.

 

[Iceman]

I think he hates you because you misspelled "enema"

sounds like a case though...

however, I tend to get irrationally upset if anyone says something about my mother.. anything. I just flip out. Maybe you actually touched on something he's always been really sensitive about.

In fact, he may have been raped as a youth for all you know.. incest?

 

[bjork]

Tread with caution.

 

[karasu]

dude, you don't mess with someone's name. That's dangerous territory.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Maybe he secretly enjoys anal sex?

 

[xsarien]

Classic case of not making sure the target will at least have a sense of humor about it. You made the bed, now lay in it.

 

[shuri]

You're an idiot for fucking with your roomate. I hope he copiously ejaculate in your shampoo and randomly plants furry porn in your homework related word documents.

 

[StoOgE]

This thread wont be funny till someone dies.

 

[BobbyRobby]

One of my suitemates transferred out after last semester, and my roommate failed out. So tomorrow when I return to college, I'm gonna be living with two new people. I hope neither are crazies.

 

[NLB2]

Classic case of not making sure the target will at least have a sense of humor about it. You made the bed, now lay in it.

Ok, but I'm gonna make sure he goes to bed first...

 

[cvxfreak]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nintendo&r=f

Urban Dictionary rocks.

 

[hobart]

You're an idiot for fucking with your roomate. I hope he copiously ejaculate in your shampoo and randomly plants furry porn in your homework related word documents.

You sound bitter. Is there something you wanna tell us about this?

 

[Richiban]

Urban Dictionary is so Nintendo

 

[Guzim]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DMczaf&r=f

The best thing on that site.

 

[Claus]

I'd sleep with one eye open.

 

[DMczaf]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DMczaf&r=f

The best thing on that site.

 

[God's Hand]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nndon&r=f

Wow, I'm famous!

And speaking of screwing with your roommate, I know someone who knows someone that was ticked off at his roommate. So when his roommate was gone, he took said roommates pillow and jizzed all over it. And the guy he hates is very dirty and never washes his sheets, so he's still sleeping on man goo.

 

[Matlock]

Totally DMczaf!

 

[NLB2]

I'd sleep with one eye open.

Claus, its good to see you and your beautiful, beautiful avatar that proves that Canada is better than the states.

 

[Gattsu25]

NLB2, teabag him and take some pics then pretend it was your dormate that did it

 

[NLB2]

NLB2, teabag him and take some pics then pretend it was your dormate that did it

Haha, that would be great, but my dormate's black and I'm white. Otherwise I would most definitely do that. It would result in the first murder in the dorm :lol

 

[Guzim]

Totally DMczaf!

Dude, don't be a DMczaf...so what if they think you're gay?

 

[Claus]

Claus, its good to see you and your beautiful, beautiful avatar that proves that Canada is better than the states.

Some day I'll marry her, even if it is against her own will.

 

[android]

dude, you don't mess with someone's name. That's dangerous territory.

especially someone who might have been picked on because of it

 

[NLB2]

Some day I'll marry her, even if it is against her own will.

You just changed it. What happened to the one in which she's really pretty?

 

[Claus]

You just changed it. What happened to the one in which she's really pretty?

?

 

[shuri]

You sound bitter. Is there something you wanna tell us about this?

No, I cant stand idiots who makes joke to hurt other. The guy prolly got some big issues if it pushed him to cry about a gay joke, dont you think? Coming on the net and bragging about it is tasteless.

edit: holy fuck

 

[shuri]

double post

 

[hXc_thugg]

Death is assured. I'm going to miss you NLB2.

 

[Hollywood]

Damn, he cried? God ... I don't see how something like that could make him so mad. And he didn't even know you did it? Why is he pissed at your friend so much too, BTW? Could be worse, he could be the guy that got cum in his hair. :lol

 

[speedpop]

It was scary. He was serious. I think he may actually wants to kill my dormmate.

HAHA you guys are gonna wake up with your mother's decapitated head in the same bed as you one morning. Suckers!

 

[ElyrionX]

If he's normally quite psychotic or weird then I wouldn't worry about shit. HOWEVER, if he's just like any other normal college dude out there, you may have touched on a REALLY sensitive spot. It takes quite a lot to make a grown man cry, you know? I don't think you are quite getting how serious the situation is.

 

[MASB]

Claus, its good to see you and your beautiful, beautiful avatar that proves that Canada is better than the states.

What does his avatar have to do with Canada or the US? She's from England.

 

[Drozmight]

During my freshman year in the dorms, everyone on my floor and a some RA's planned a huge prank on two guys. Basically for a month we crumpled newspaper and fille dup countless plastic garbage bags. When the two were gone we filled their entire room to the ceiling with newspaper.

Needless to say... it was funny for us. Not for them. The floor was tense for a week. I think the best thing to do is just lay low for a while and let him calm down.

 

[Ghost]

Fucking with someone you've gotta live with is never a good idea.

 

[Odnetnin]

As a little joke, my dormmate and I posted this entry at Urbandictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jirak&r=f
Jirak is the last name of my roomate.

Earlier tonight my dormmate and I were browsing through various definitions in urbandictionary on my computer in my room when I suggested to my dorm mate that we look up the names of my dormmate, my roomate (who was in the room at the time), and myself. When we get to Jirak, my dormate and I acted as if it were new to us. We started laughing histerically. My roomate on the other hand didn't think it was so funny. He started screaming about how it wasn't funny that his name would mean something like that (he hasn't even yet realized that I put the definition there, he actually thinks that his name is a slang word) and he kicked my dormmate and I out of the room and locked the door. About fifteen minutes later, thinking Jirak may have mellowed, I unlocked the door and my dormmate and I entered the room. Jirak was crying and he started screaming at my dormmate (I quote verbatim) “I hate you! I want to slit your throat every time I see you!”

It was scary. He was serious. I think he may actually wants to kill my dormmate.

what the. offer him a rimjob

 

[8bit]

As a little joke, my dormmate and I posted this entry at Urbandictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jirak&r=f
Jirak is the last name of my roomate.

Earlier tonight my dormmate and I were browsing through various definitions in urbandictionary on my computer in my room when I suggested to my dorm mate that we look up the names of my dormmate, my roomate (who was in the room at the time), and myself. When we get to Jirak, my dormate and I acted as if it were new to us. We started laughing histerically. My roomate on the other hand didn't think it was so funny. He started screaming about how it wasn't funny that his name would mean something like that (he hasn't even yet realized that I put the definition there, he actually thinks that his name is a slang word) and he kicked my dormmate and I out of the room and locked the door. About fifteen minutes later, thinking Jirak may have mellowed, I unlocked the door and my dormmate and I entered the room. Jirak was crying and he started screaming at my dormmate (I quote verbatim) “I hate you! I want to slit your throat every time I see you!”

It was scary. He was serious. I think he may actually wants to kill my dormmate.

Submit it for removal, then explain the situation to your roommate.

 

[BlueLegs]

I wonder if your room mate was the one person who gave it a thumbs down.

 

[ElyrionX]

Submit it for removal, then explain the situation to your roommate.

Considering how he's reacted, I don't think that's a good idea. Owning up to it will make him hate you even more....

 

[demi]

These are one of those secrets that you have to keep to yourself until you grow up to 30-somethings and finally reveal it in a series of mind-bending revelations and twists ultimately leading to a final showdown between you and him with an exhilarating soundtrack and climax.


Did I just describe a movie?


Hey guys check out my urbandictionary definition! In your faces! Best definitions ever.

 

[mashoutposse]

You probably have a million minor annoying habits that piss him off daily. The Urbandictionary thing just pushed him over the edge.

 

[Scrow]

:lol

Mr. Jirak needs a sense of humour.

 

[Outlaw]

Reminds me of:

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=29949&highlight=pillow+fight


:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[belgurdo]

This thread wont be funny till someone dies.

bingo

 

[Manics]

Good old urban dictionary. I know "Patrick" the guy that's referenced in definition #2 of "fazy". That site exists so people can feel famous.

fazy

 

[NLB2]

Well, no one has died and I think this whole thing is going to blow over.

?

Death is assured. I'm going to miss you NLB2.

If ghosts can really exist, I'll make sure to visit you.

Why is he pissed at your friend so much too, BTW?l

My friend has an annoying habt of opening our door and walking into our room without knocking. Also, he's black and my roomate hates black people.

If he's normally quite psychotic or weird then I wouldn't worry about shit. HOWEVER, if he's just like any other normal college dude out there, you may have touched on a REALLY sensitive spot. It takes quite a lot to make a grown man cry, you know? I don't think you are quite getting how serious the situation is.

He's generally pretty cool about jokes. And I do realize how serious the situation is. He told someone that he wanted to kill them. Its difficult to have a situation much more serious than that.

What does his avatar have to do with Canada or the US? She's from England.

In Canada the age of consent is fourteen. Not like I'd ever be able to have sex with her or if I had the oportunity that I wouldn't because of some silly law.

You probably have a million minor annoying habits that piss him off daily. The Urbandictionary thing just pushed him over the edge.

You're probably right. I need to do some laundry.