Dota 2 Beta Thread V: Real Talk Strikes Back [Tutorials]
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shira
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Make 2 accounts
Special program
only agree if both accounts accepted at the same time
feeeeeed
dave is ok
aztek is ok
He has a second account which he queues at the same time to try and get matched with and feeds himself constantly every game.
Ah. Makes more sense now. Since I missed it, how can you tell that by looking at his dotabuff?
Yeah, looking through them now. I guess that's the only logical conclusion, that he's just feeding himself. Not a bad idea (certainly just sucks for the other team). At some point though wouldn't they not queue with each other and be in different brackets?
thx!
GordonHalfman
Member
Ah. Makes more sense now. Since I missed it, how can you tell that by looking at his dotabuff?
Just look at his last six games. The mid hero on the other team in each one dies more than once per minute.
dave is ok
aztek is ok
Well you could look and see that someone feeds to an extraordinary extent in every one of his games, but I learned about it from this reddit threadAh. Makes more sense now. Since I missed it, how can you tell that by looking at his dotabuff?
Hot damn!
Dinosaur Tamer
Member
Ah. Makes more sense now. Since I missed it, how can you tell that by looking at his dotabuff?
Just click on some random matches and look at the KDAs. Most of the enemies have a lot of deaths, but that is to be expected once he gets super fat. There is usually one that sticks out, though and that is probably the second account used to feed him gold and xp.
dave is ok
aztek is ok
Wow, that's just sad. Ruins all of those games and everybody knows he cheats anyway, what's the point?
finalboss2
Member
you guys need to chill with this witch hunt
Last page looked like the start of a blood feud. 1v1 SFs mid?
thanks for outing this terrible human being
LET HIM BE SHAMED
DREAMS VISION IS A BAD PERSON
goes on his smurf and abuses newbies
dota makes people bad people
fuck off, wheres the justice for the new players
why does he get mercy when they didnt?!
how is it salt if its just one person getting abused
Sgt.Pepper
Banned
Fuck, I'm too late with the gifs
Fuck, I'm too late with the gifs
is dreamsvision the kotl?
dorkimoe
Member
yeah..what the hell is the point of that? So you just have 2 accounts and are feeding your main guy? I really dont see how that would be fun at all...
Also i have been waiting for TI3 since like January and been getting excited for it, Just found out ill be starting a new job in a month and I might be in training during that week...wont be able to take vacation
im going to cry if this is true. Cant be asking for days off 2 weeks into the jobSteveWinwood
Member
What witch hunt?
It's calling people out on poor behavior. It's a silly, dumb, and juvenile thing to do and he was proud enough of it to brag about it here. No one searched anything out, it was dropped on everyone's lap.
the neogaf community hereby finds user "Dreams-Visions" guilty of smurfing, assholery and abuse of new players in the first degree.
his sentence?
community service
go into the trench and play support for 100 hrs
then tutor trench newbies for 100
its not a witch hunt if its been heard in court with the defendant given opportunity to defend himself
his sentence?
community service
go into the trench and play support for 100 hrs
then tutor trench newbies for 100
its not a witch hunt if its been heard in court with the defendant given opportunity to defend himself
Dreams' "smurf" has a 108-107 record. At that point I think we can assume that he is no longer a smurf picking on new players.
I won't defend his BM in one sample game as he may just have gotten carried away by playing on an alternate account and decided to adopt this whole new persona of internet-bad-assness as a response to hundreds of games of BM from other players. It's like when Anbokr first realized that no one on the internet knew he wasn't black and decided to roleplay being a thug from the hood because his first girlfriend left him for some bigger D.
I mean I've made so many jokes about Archie's mom at this point that if I ever did meet Archie he'd probably shoot me on the spot and make his dog attack me.
I won't defend his BM in one sample game as he may just have gotten carried away by playing on an alternate account and decided to adopt this whole new persona of internet-bad-assness as a response to hundreds of games of BM from other players. It's like when Anbokr first realized that no one on the internet knew he wasn't black and decided to roleplay being a thug from the hood because his first girlfriend left him for some bigger D.
I mean I've made so many jokes about Archie's mom at this point that if I ever did meet Archie he'd probably shoot me on the spot and make his dog attack me.
yeah..what the hell is the point of that? So you just have 2 accounts and are feeding your main guy? I really dont see how that would be fun at all...
Also i have been waiting for TI3 since like January and been getting excited for it, Just found out ill be starting a new job in a month and I might be in training during that week...wont be able to take vacation
Looks like you'll be getting pink-eye around then...
Head of Vengarl
Banned
Lmfao. I know I shouldn't be browsing GAF when I'm on vacation but you guys are making it worth my while.
yeee
SneakyStephan
Banned
Hey guy, it's ONE post, by me, about one person. As a result from one of several random replays I watched that were liked here by different people.
I don't know what you're trying to do here.
OT: Anyone know what the next hero is supposed to be? It's been a long time it feels like.
Why would you publish your stats if you were doing this? Seems like it is asking to get caught. Although he has already done it for 300+ games, so what the fuck do I know.
Technosteve
Banned
Wait did NeoGaf Dota Squad Loooose in the Giantbomb invitational?
Also Chinese people talking Chinglish on east coast server are magically entertaining
Also Chinese people talking Chinglish on east coast server are magically entertaining
ADD Meteorain, Nilay, Spookie and Dorkimoe.
The above people killed me.
I booked holidays bro, your stuck with me!
yeah..what the hell is the point of that? So you just have 2 accounts and are feeding your main guy? I really dont see how that would be fun at all...
Also i have been waiting for TI3 since like January and been getting excited for it, Just found out ill be starting a new job in a month and I might be in training during that week...wont be able to take vacation
Dude book the last 8 or Final only.
Do you still need players, or are you good?
Technosteve
Banned
Throw the Game i want to make 339 dollars
Milk going to feed people mouseballs if they don't perform.
One day I trolled this guy by writing "..." every time he died solo. Dude was mad as fuck. LOLOLOLOLOL
dorkimoe
Member
Well the final is on sunday i only work M-F, So i wont miss the last 2 days..so I guess it's not that big of a deal.
Also, I love how people think I'm a euro
Imp the Dimp
Member
LOL has anybody checked out his other games?
Ok thanks I added these peeps
dorkimoe
Member
how dare you
Milkman told me Vlads first item is 100% win!
this is a goddamn lie
also if you get orchid on brood i will shoot you in the face
My personal brood build is [Midas]Soul Ring->Phase->Manta->Daedalus. YOU ARE A MONSTROUS RIGHT CLICK CARRY WITH MISS CHANCE, BONUS DAMAGE, LIFESTEAL, AND TREMENDOUS MOVEMENT SPEED. Abuse it!
Dreams-Visions
Member
I'm here now, mothafuckas. The board of correction is in the house.
Let us dissect the bullshit and separate facts from fiction.
Now look at this. Look how you've lead fellow GAFers to simple take your word at face value just because I kicked the shit out of another team. OH HE MUST have been a meanie! Oh heaven's no.
Court reporter, would you be so kind as to read back the chat from the game?
"Sure, Mr. Visions."
Transcript:
"wow wow wow Easy"
-Centaur Warchief, Dire
"It's farmville not fucking Dota."
-Vengeful Spirit, Dire
"Lost in the woods, are ye?"
-Medusa, Radiant
"Push and end you pussies."
-Vengeful Spiirt, Dire
"We will push and end when we feel like it."
-Medusa, Radiant
"GG scrubs"
-Medusa, Radiant
So what do we have here, gentlemen. Venge AND Centaur on the other team talking shit in a reasonably pleasant game where nobody has said anything to anyone, irritating the people on my team who've hung in there and look like we may be getting a lead. After they attempted to gank and kill half our team in our jungle, I said the phrase that my favorite carry says, "Lost in the woods, are ye?" I doubt any hard feelings could be derived from that, but since people have already started talking in all chat, I'm sure they didn't catch any feelings from it. It was playful at best. A, "you have a jungle, farm over there" comment if anything. Certainly not, "Easy", as Centaur said when he was 5/2. Certainly not, "pussies", as an impatient Venge decided to blurt out.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you'll note that Skeaky -- or should I say, "Shady" Stephan -- has gone through great lengths to not mention or acknowledge any of that. In fact, he's outright deceived everyone here by suggesting that Venge simply said something like, "can you guys push and end plz, mom just put dinner on the plate starving children in Africa need donation right now." No, "you pussies" would blow his objective here, so let's just casually leave it out and correctly presume GAF will assume it true. ShadySteven here can only catch feelings about the hard carry doing the hard carry job of carrying and giving the most meaningless comment possible. His brief hyperbolic post suggests I was busy insulting their individual teammates, cussing at them, telling them to uninstall the game along the way. There was no such exchange of unpleasantness from me. Oh there COULD HAVE BEEN after calling my teammates pussies and suggesting the game was "Easy" for them...but none was offered. Because I'm a nice guy. But I can and will reserve the right to return serve.
During the one time during the game ONLY time in the game that I had the Aegis of Immortal,
~37:00 - 43:00
nobody on my team died.
GAF, you paying attention to this bullshit? Where was the nearby 1v1 when I was "fully built" (whatever that means) when I had an aegis where I ignored a dying teammate "nearby" who I could have "easily saved"? Listen, the only time I wasn't at a team fight in that match was when I was clear on the other side of the map pushing towers down. You know, taking objectives. You don't get to 27 kills by being absent. And in fact, I was helping support lanes at 9 minutes while Earthshaker was standing mid with Zeus @ 5 minutes instead of supporting the solo Spectre, then chasing to help secure kills at mid.
ShadySteven presenting works of absolute fiction.
Nobody enjoys being behind, and we had created a 2000g and xp deficit by 10 minutes. By then, our Spectre was already 0/3, our mid Zeus was 0/2, and our Jakiro was 0/3 and they were blaming each other as is the routine. Nobody has fun when The Rock gets dropped on their faces followed by an Eclipse. And yet, all I could tell them was "just stay alive. We got this shit." Whether that would be the case or not, I had no idea. But someone has to stay positive. Every good echo and fissure was complimented. Every time we held the line, "gj" was offered. Like with any hard carry, it's a vision that if we're not getting reamed by 30 minutes, we'll have a chance to win.
For your future reference, this is how hard carries work. They show up when they have to show up, and no more often than that. If you think a Medusa with Phase boots and a Dom helm is "ready to 5-man", you know know what the fuck you're talking about...which wouldn't necessarily surprise me, because we're having this conversation in the first place.
Don't fret though, ShadyStephen, we'd never be matched together because my second account is not a smurf; it's a second account. One that solo queues high and very high, which I get the distinct impression that you don't. I'm not beating up on people who've never played Dota before. I'm winning tough games against decent players who've played hundreds of Dota2 games and came from a Dota1 background unlike yourself, presumably. The fact that I kicked ass in that game is immaterial to the point. Unspectacular banter at best, started by the other team, never really returned, yet blown up by TheShadyOne here to throw shade. I'd be disappointed, but people need attention and will take it however they can get it.
Of course, GAF can and should feel free to watch the replay and judge for yourselves.
222649794
Maybe unlike ShadyStphen, perhaps someone* will offer a slightly less bullshit analysis of how "mean" I was and how much work I did to keep the team in the game. I mean, it's there for the world to see except for the team chat. I had to take Tylenol for my aching back afterwards.
*but not SteveWinwood. Because fuck that kid. He has a bag of munchable doggie dicks in the mail to enjoy.
Let us dissect the bullshit and separate facts from fiction.
My second account queues higher than your main.
Now look at this. Look how you've lead fellow GAFers to simple take your word at face value just because I kicked the shit out of another team. OH HE MUST have been a meanie! Oh heaven's no.
Court reporter, would you be so kind as to read back the chat from the game?
"Sure, Mr. Visions."
Transcript:
"wow wow wow Easy"
-Centaur Warchief, Dire
"It's farmville not fucking Dota."
-Vengeful Spirit, Dire
"Lost in the woods, are ye?"
-Medusa, Radiant
"Push and end you pussies."
-Vengeful Spiirt, Dire
"We will push and end when we feel like it."
-Medusa, Radiant
"GG scrubs"
-Medusa, Radiant
So what do we have here, gentlemen. Venge AND Centaur on the other team talking shit in a reasonably pleasant game where nobody has said anything to anyone, irritating the people on my team who've hung in there and look like we may be getting a lead. After they attempted to gank and kill half our team in our jungle, I said the phrase that my favorite carry says, "Lost in the woods, are ye?" I doubt any hard feelings could be derived from that, but since people have already started talking in all chat, I'm sure they didn't catch any feelings from it. It was playful at best. A, "you have a jungle, farm over there" comment if anything. Certainly not, "Easy", as Centaur said when he was 5/2. Certainly not, "pussies", as an impatient Venge decided to blurt out.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you'll note that Skeaky -- or should I say, "Shady" Stephan -- has gone through great lengths to not mention or acknowledge any of that. In fact, he's outright deceived everyone here by suggesting that Venge simply said something like, "can you guys push and end plz, mom just put dinner on the plate starving children in Africa need donation right now." No, "you pussies" would blow his objective here, so let's just casually leave it out and correctly presume GAF will assume it true. ShadySteven here can only catch feelings about the hard carry doing the hard carry job of carrying and giving the most meaningless comment possible. His brief hyperbolic post suggests I was busy insulting their individual teammates, cussing at them, telling them to uninstall the game along the way. There was no such exchange of unpleasantness from me. Oh there COULD HAVE BEEN after calling my teammates pussies and suggesting the game was "Easy" for them...but none was offered. Because I'm a nice guy. But I can and will reserve the right to return serve.
*watches replay*
During the one time during the game ONLY time in the game that I had the Aegis of Immortal,
~37:00 - 43:00
nobody on my team died.
GAF, you paying attention to this bullshit? Where was the nearby 1v1 when I was "fully built" (whatever that means) when I had an aegis where I ignored a dying teammate "nearby" who I could have "easily saved"? Listen, the only time I wasn't at a team fight in that match was when I was clear on the other side of the map pushing towers down. You know, taking objectives. You don't get to 27 kills by being absent. And in fact, I was helping support lanes at 9 minutes while Earthshaker was standing mid with Zeus @ 5 minutes instead of supporting the solo Spectre, then chasing to help secure kills at mid.
ShadySteven presenting works of absolute fiction.
No, they weren't getting much enjoyment out of losing.
Nobody enjoys being behind, and we had created a 2000g and xp deficit by 10 minutes. By then, our Spectre was already 0/3, our mid Zeus was 0/2, and our Jakiro was 0/3 and they were blaming each other as is the routine. Nobody has fun when The Rock gets dropped on their faces followed by an Eclipse. And yet, all I could tell them was "just stay alive. We got this shit." Whether that would be the case or not, I had no idea. But someone has to stay positive. Every good echo and fissure was complimented. Every time we held the line, "gj" was offered. Like with any hard carry, it's a vision that if we're not getting reamed by 30 minutes, we'll have a chance to win.
For your future reference, this is how hard carries work. They show up when they have to show up, and no more often than that. If you think a Medusa with Phase boots and a Dom helm is "ready to 5-man", you know know what the fuck you're talking about...which wouldn't necessarily surprise me, because we're having this conversation in the first place.
In closing, chances are good that you WON'T lose with "those scrubs" because they weren't, "fresh, honest newbies." They'd all played hundreds of games and were quite competent. Your tone, mannerisms and honesty suggest to me that you're one of those roadkill newbies that actual smurfs (you know, the ones who select, "never played doto before" when starting up their new accounts) eat for lunch and have in fact been eaten for lunch along the way enough times to become bitter and overly sensitive. I'm sorry to hear that you've been anally abused by some anonymous players and I apologize if you had some nightmarish flashbacks to someone teabagging your corpse, but taking it out on me while lying to DotaGAF proper about it won't win you any credibility here with anyone but certifiable douchenozzles like SteveWinwood who just can't help but throw shade at every possible opportunity, factual or fictional.
Don't fret though, ShadyStephen, we'd never be matched together because my second account is not a smurf; it's a second account. One that solo queues high and very high, which I get the distinct impression that you don't. I'm not beating up on people who've never played Dota before. I'm winning tough games against decent players who've played hundreds of Dota2 games and came from a Dota1 background unlike yourself, presumably. The fact that I kicked ass in that game is immaterial to the point. Unspectacular banter at best, started by the other team, never really returned, yet blown up by TheShadyOne here to throw shade. I'd be disappointed, but people need attention and will take it however they can get it.
Of course, GAF can and should feel free to watch the replay and judge for yourselves.
222649794
Maybe unlike ShadyStphen, perhaps someone* will offer a slightly less bullshit analysis of how "mean" I was and how much work I did to keep the team in the game. I mean, it's there for the world to see except for the team chat. I had to take Tylenol for my aching back afterwards.
*but not SteveWinwood. Because fuck that kid. He has a bag of munchable doggie dicks in the mail to enjoy.
You're so cool, dude. This statement doesn't make you look like a douchebag at all.
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