Dota 2 Beta Thread V: Real Talk Strikes Back [Tutorials]

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You're so cool, dude. This statement doesn't make you look like a douchebag at all.
I'm sure he's okay with sparring. And it's relevant to the point: it's not a surf account; it's a second account that queues roughly as high as my main account and has since the first month I started it and solo queued very high.

Sounds like your defence is they started it.
Didn't read the post, evidently. That's cool.
What I said was innocuous at best, and blown up by a salty GAFer who's clearly been smacked around in the past and felt the need to vent. But no, Chicken Little, the sky was not falling.

I love this thread today.
Mothafuckas want #thatrealesttalk today. They're gonna get it today. Don't call me on the carpet with some dishonest shit and not expect to get serve returned. Fuck all of that noise. These kids can eat their shade with a small bag of doggy dicks. I'm genuinely offended.
 
I'm sure he's okay with sparring. And it's relevant to the point: it's not a surf account; it's a second account that queues roughly as high as my main account and has since the first month I started it and solo queued very high.


Didn't read the post, evidently. That's cool.
What I said was innocuous at best, and blown up by a salty GAFer who's clearly been smacked around in the past and felt the need to vent. But no, Chicken Little, the sky was not falling.


Mothafuckas want #thatrealesttalk today. They're gonna get it today. Don't call me on the carpet with some dishonest shit and not expect to get serve returned. Fuck all of that noise. These kids can eat their shade with a small bag of doggy dicks. I'm genuinely offended.


eh what i assumed actually happened was that he just watched the end of the game, and saw you shit talking someone, and assumed you did so from the start of the game.
 
eh what i assumed actually happened was that he just watched the end of the game, and saw you shit talking someone, and assumed you did so from the start of the game.
I would have said so too, but then he suggested I watched someone die in a 1v1 with the Aegis. I got the aegis in the middle of the game. So...he watched more than the last 5 minutes because he knew I had an aegis. But the rest was fucking fiction. Nobody died when I had an aegis on my team. And in fact, my team secured 3 or 4 kills before my aegis expired, then we took a team fight at their top T2 where I rampaged.

As for ending earlier...first of all, it's not the job of the losing team to dictate when a game will end. Secondly, they were defending, and until I secured my last item (satanic) Luna and Anti-Mage could still focus me down with he Warlock ult. And quite frankly, the team may have lost if i had been killed, So of course we had to back a few times. Why force anything when not at full strength if you don't have to?

ShadyStephen throwing hella shade. Paging ShadyStephen, bring your ass. You have some fucking explaining to do, goddamnit.
 
Yo this shit is great today.

There's this guy I play with that bitches whenever the hard carry on our team doesn't show up to team fights 10 minutes into the game because he doesn't realize that hard carries can't do shit during the early game. No matter how many times we tell him.
 
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Memorial to the fallen of the War on Real Talk:
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What that's definitely not ban-worthy. He should stay in the thread, albeit with a few edits to his posts to tone down language.

I mean, he's talking a hell of a lot for justifying a game on his "second account" when he has one more win than he does losses. Dude must have high-fived himself several times after that game and couldn't wait to post on GAF and facebook both. He probably got on his main account to "thumbs-up" that game right after too, which might be the DOTA2 equivalent of getting your mom to Like your FB posts.

And what's with this "high or very-high" stuff anyway? You can't act like Kanye until you've won more than a dozen grammys. Even PuppetYuber and Meeru were better BM heroes and had more stans than this guy. Get some class and act like you've been there before yo.
 
What that's definitely not ban-worthy. He should stay in the thread, albeit with a few edits to his posts to tone down language.

As mentioned above, personal attacks directed at a member of the forum have pretty much a zero tolerance policy.

I don't get it, what is he doing?

I asked the same thing earlier and got this:

He has a second account which he queues at the same time to try and get matched with and feeds himself constantly every game.
 
Dreams is just protecting himself from accusations. (Albeit he could have toned down his argument a bit.)

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Anyways, my theory is that we'll get Abaddon and Legion Commander in a single update this week or next week if last year is anything to go by, they had a triple hero update a little over a month before TI2, and we're approaching that same line just over next week. At worse we'll get them a week before TI3 along with the official release they're touting.
 
Since we're real talking and shit, shira needs to stop trying to force meme that EternalEnvy gif. Have not ever seen a funny use of it.

My real talking ends.
 
the only way to settle these things is either 1v1 mid with previously agreed heroes/mirror viper/sf or on an ih in cm with each person being a captain on a non-final balanced team
 
Anyways, my theory is that we'll get Abaddon and Legion Commander in a single update this week or next week if last year is anything to go by, they had a triple hero update a little over a month before TI2, and we're approaching that same line just over next week. At worse we'll get them a week before TI3 along with the official release they're touting.
they're not going to release the game a week before TI3, that's just cutting it way too close.

When the flood gates open, expect a lot of dropped games and laggy servers. If it's anything like when TF2 went F2P, it'll be... not fun for several days while Valve adjusts the servers to fit the huge amount of people.

Dota 2 will probably release within the next few weeks, giving ample time to sell Compendiums and get new players into the game.
 
they're not going to release the game a week before TI3, that's just cutting it way too close.

When the flood gates open, expect a lot of dropped games and laggy servers. If it's anything like when TF2 went F2P, it'll be... not fun for several days while Valve adjusts the servers to fit the huge amount of people.

Dota 2 will probably release within the next few weeks, giving ample time to sell Compendiums and get new players into the game.

I figure it's

- 2 heroes
- more quest tutorials
- guild system
- mentor system
- set release date mid July
- release movie around then
 
So I watched the replay (at 8x, fuck that shit it was like 58mins)

Dreams was in the right here. If he hadn't said that jungle comment he'd be completely innocent. The way he defends himself though... In conclusion, I retract my applause for Stephen and
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Irrelevant to the subject but he only has 2 very high games that is solo queue'd on said account. The other two has the likes of 1.09 and milkman that I can recognize.
 
Sanjay gave an exhibition of a new world exclusive build for Nyx this evening.

If you thought vanguard Veno was off the wall you've seen nothing yet.
 
I watched 222649794

Shame on you.
Smurf account (whatever) but then you go on and talk shit over all chat when your team wins, call the other team scrubs (on your smurf account, think about that), when they ask if you can end it you act like an ass.

I wish your kind would just quit playing. This kind of toxic attitude should get you muted.


Not much of a teamplayer either, still taking farm when you are fully built with buyback and aegis, rather farm than help out nearby 1v1 teammates who you could easily save. Even your own team isn't getting any enjoyment out of your presence.

I'd play and lose with 4 honest fresh newbies (those scrubs) who make honest newbie mistakes and don't act like an anonymous twat over winning with a player like you any day.

Sounds like dreams was attacked first to me. He was just talking about how he liked to play medusa until this post. Then he responded once he saw and this post was buried.
 
I figure it's

- 2 heroes
- more quest tutorials
- guild system
- mentor system
- set release date mid July
- release movie around then

something cool to do is give players who play Dota 2 during the first week of a launch a free ticket to some recent tournament to try and get them into the e-sports part of the game.

What's a problem with Dota 2 is how long it takes to get into. If they release too close to TI3, people won't have enough time to even learn the game, so watching TI3 will be confusing and useless to them.
 
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