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[TUSR]

doubt we get patch notes before dec 14

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[bounchfx]

ITS

LITERALLY

NOTHING

THANKS

ICEFROG

valve knows their meems

The heros on the page are the only heros that are getting changed

Doombringer - Doom is now adds a permenant debuff to the target, reducing base stats by 6 each time they are doomed

death prophet - raised number of spirits from 8/14/21 to 4/20/69

faceless void - hero redesigned, time walk is now map wide

lone druid - bear confirmed to shit in the woods

riki - removed permenant invisibility, replaced with 'eat cheeseburger'

its what we've all been asking for

Spoiler

time to put in fucking goat-bear druid valve. i even updated the textures

 

[Anbokr]

ITS HERE FOR REAL FOR REAL

http://www.dota2.com/686

ITS

LITERALLY

NOTHING

THANKS

ICEFROG

.

 

[rakkadakka]

Just no void buff please.

 

[Russ T]

volvo saving kunkka for the real patch image

 

[Shuggananas]

LOAN DRUID GONNA BE GOOD AGAIN

 

[bbd23]

LMAO

guys I think im going insane

this can't be it.......IT CANT

 

[Drkirby]

POCKET RIKI CONFIRMED

 

[Smithy C]

Took me a while to figure out the cloud thing behind LD is Riki.

 

[Shuggananas]

.

http://blog.dota2.com/686

.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

The patch is going to be so crazy that a team comp of Doom, LD, DP, Riki, Void is going to make sense.

Actually it's not the worst lineup I've seen.

 

[bbd23]

I can't wait for push meta

 

[Clawww]

wtf

 

[Ultrabum]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

 

[Twookie]

nice wallpaper


FUCK

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

Thank god I stopped playing this game for a few months. You guys going nuts, like 6.85 thirst ayyy



it was the worst because 6.84 was actually a trash patch

 

[Hylian7]

Wow, that's a new low.

They did the same thing during 6.82. A screen similar to this that has Bloodseeker, PL, and some others and said 6.82.

 

[bbd23]

I think I see pit lord behind riki in the smoke

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

This is actually annoying because now I don't know if I should go to sleep

 

[abunai]

No notes??

 

[misses bull]

Why did they put doom on the coming soon screen if they are going to ruin him

 

[tsunami643]

For reference

 

[TUSR]

This is actually annoying because now I don't know if I should go to sleep

Notes should be up in 2 hours.

Spoiler

hopefully

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

wow

if you drag druid's eye to doom's eye it reveals a new shadow

 

[Drkirby]

Notes should be up in 2 weeks.

Fixed it for you

 

[Zoon]

 

[elyetis]

They did the same thing during 6.82. A screen similar to this that has Bloodseeker, PL, and some others and said 6.82.

My bad then. I hope it's a good sign that 6.82 was also the last patch to make a big impact ( at least a positive one ) on my dota 2 play time, hope they will also share that in common.

 

[Hylian7]

FUCK ALCHEMIST
FUCK THIS PATCH

My team bought armor and minus armor. It did fuck all.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2003125224

TA got Desolator damn fast, I got AC after Radiance. Didn't make a difference. We might as well have not even bought those items. The only way you beat Alch is you picked AA or Ursa (if you pick before him, you already lost) or he is just bad. Fucking stupid hero.

 

[Satch]

i think ursa is good against alchemist

i think sf does ok too? i killed alch twice in lane on that hero even standing in acid

 

[Jay Shadow]

This is actually annoying because now I don't know if I should go to sleep

I think this is their way of saying "Chill the fuck out, it's not happening tonight"

 

[Hylian7]

i think ursa is good against alchemist

i think sf does ok too? i killed alch twice in lane on that hero even standing in acid

I understand that, but if he picks last you lost and there's nothing you can do.

 

[Anbokr]

I understand that, but if he picks last you lost and there's nothing you can do.

no

only a sith deals in absolutes

 

[Arkanius]

So last time this happened, we had no patch notes for the day right?

 

[bbd23]

This is actually annoying because now I don't know if I should go to sleep

its coming tomorrow most likely.

 

[Hylian7]

no

only a sith deals in absolutes

Exactly.

Alchemist is the Sith.

 

[NormalFish]

I should play through battlefront's campaign again

 

[Anbokr]

Exactly.

Alchemist is the Sith.

youj were supposed to destroy the sith not join them

 

[Artanisix]

lol hylian are u serious kid

alch is a tiny baby jedi
ursa is anakin in luv wit padme

 

[Satch]

u can first pick sf and no one will think anything of it @hylian

 

[NormalFish]

SF is sith. Alchemist is the death star

 

[DrPizza]

SF is sith. Alchemist is the death star

Alchemist is bear food.

 

[Chris R]

void buffs

time to get 3k boys

 

[Quesa]

That image actually reveals more than you might think about the patch. For example:

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/FU8ur5m.png

Spoiler

Hidden in Doom's wing is Pit Lord. You can tell by the open eye in the X shape here. This lines up with the rest of the art we've seen for him, as well as the color of image being very dark and spooky.

there's also:

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/9LN8n0c.png

Spoiler

This right here is likely Arc Warden. The shape is a clear giveaway, since it's clearly Arc Warden doing his patented happy dance. This lines up with what we know about the hero and his ability to copy himself. ("the more the merrier," anyone?)

Finally:

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/oyVQVkx.png

Spoiler

Not much evidence to based this up, but this is likely Valve's first original hero, Cloudy the CloudMaus. From what I've never heard he is very cute and uses that to taunt enemies, and uses mostly movement/attack speed buffs to win fights. This lines up with Icefrog telling us to go fuck ourselves for another week or so.

 

[Anbokr]

lol hylian are u serious kid

alch is a tiny baby jedi
ursa is anakin in luv wit padme

who is oBI WAN

 

[Satch]

 

[misses bull]

That image actually reveals more than you might think about the patch. For example:

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/FU8ur5m.png

Spoiler

Hidden in Doom's wing is Pit Lord. You can tell by the open eye in the X shape here. This lines up with the rest of the art we've seen for him, as well as the color of image being very dark and spooky.

there's also:

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/9LN8n0c.png

Spoiler

This right here is likely Arc Warden. The shape is a clear giveaway, since it's clearly Arc Warden doing his patented happy dance. This lines up with what we know about the hero and his ability to copy himself. ("the more the merrier," anyone?)

Finally:

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/oyVQVkx.png

Spoiler

Not much evidence to based this off, but this is likely Valve's first original hero, Cloudy the CloudMaus. From what I've never heard he is very cute and uses that to taunt enemies, and uses mostly movement/attack speed buffs to win fights. This lines up with Icefrog telling us to go fuck ourselves for another week or so.

Top quality shit post

 

[DrPizza]

i'm vomiting in apoplectic rage

who is oBI WAN

An australian racist.

 

[NormalFish]

how can one man dislike icecube cast and yet shitpost

An australian racist.

lmao

 

[inkls]

wow first day working at valve and they loved the wallpaper 6.86 idea.

 

[DrPizza]

wow first day working at valve and they loved the wallpaper 6.86 idea.

stinkls this transcends any shit you could pull.

ban stinkls.
BAN VOLVO.