JokerMM
Gay porn is where it's at.
You're probably wondering what kind of supernatural force made you play this, well I was literally forced, well not really but I lost a stupid fucking bet with this girl, and the punishment? Playing and completing this..thing
Well, I gotta admit, this has to be the worst and most interesting video game I have ever played.
This game makes Evangelion look like a fucking joke
So you play as this boy called Caim, you'd expect this to be story of how this fine Young Man is gonna save the world while making maidens fall for him left and right, a champion of justice and all that crap you typically find in other jrpgs
NOPE
he is a complete sociopathic bloodlust filled maniac piece of shit
There's also His sister, a gate Guardian of the world and is madly in love with her brother... Ahh yess, incest!
Then there is your first companion Inuart. Who in a regular JRPG would be a valued ally, in this game he is nothing more than a fucking pansy loser who can't handle the fact that he has no chance with Caims Sister Furiae. He is a complete tool and a huge pussy.
While there is the elf woman Arioch, in other games the elf character would be the wise one with badass magic spells but would keep to themselves. In this game however Arioch is a completely psycho elf woman who eats human children as a delicacy! NOT EVEN JOKING
Then there is Verdelet the priest guy. In other games he would be the healer, in this he does jack and shit, The man is honestly just an asshole.
Then the dragon, who I will not name because that is a spoiler, so I will call her Red. Red hates humans completely, and was basically forced into a magical pact with Caim otherwise they both would have died. Caim, in exchange for this pact so he would survive a wound, lost his voice. (If you make a pact with a magic creature you tend to lose something. Like your voice, ovaries, sight, hair, or even aging. No really, a lot of this stuff is really trippy in terms of pacts.)
Then there's the next guy, and oh boy...Idk what the fuck was yoko smoking with this one
He's a priest named Leonard, and he's a fucking PEDOPHILE SHOWN IN SYMPATHETIC LIGHT, and bros, believe it or not, he's the least assholish character among them lmaoooo
I wish I was joking, I really am
So these clowns work alongside Caim as he ventures to kill off an evil empire alongside the forces of The Union army. The evil empire also holding secrets as the batshit insane forces behind it try to bring the world to ruin by destroying the seals of the planet and bringing The Watchers to the realm.
This is not as simple as it sounds. the amount of times I said 'What the actual fuck" out loud is in the double digits
Let's talk gameplay
This game is not fun
Not even in the slightest measures possible.
combat on the ground is so slow and tedious, the render distance is awful. The aerial combat is somewhat better but not even close to something like Panzeer Dragoon saga series, the magic and weapon system isn't fun, the games graphics are early PS2 levels, and the music, oh my fucking god that music, while being atmospheric, it sounds like someone completely went bat fucking shit insane and decided to yell, 'FUCK IT!' and repeat the song over and over again with sheer insanity as his guide
Here's an example
The final boss
I don't even know man
I don't even fucking know
Put it like this
I would rather peel my nails off than ever having to beat this ever again
Straight up FUCK who ever thought this was a good idea
All in all tho,This is a game which I feel should be called a artistic masterpiece mainly because it had the balls to deal with a lot of things back when video games were finally spreading their wings at becoming a full fledged art form and I truly do not want this insanity to be forgotten.
Final score:
/10
Also ending E straight up leads to Nier 1. That's pretty cool
Well, I gotta admit, this has to be the worst and most interesting video game I have ever played.
This game makes Evangelion look like a fucking joke
So you play as this boy called Caim, you'd expect this to be story of how this fine Young Man is gonna save the world while making maidens fall for him left and right, a champion of justice and all that crap you typically find in other jrpgs
NOPE
he is a complete sociopathic bloodlust filled maniac piece of shit
There's also His sister, a gate Guardian of the world and is madly in love with her brother... Ahh yess, incest!
Then there is your first companion Inuart. Who in a regular JRPG would be a valued ally, in this game he is nothing more than a fucking pansy loser who can't handle the fact that he has no chance with Caims Sister Furiae. He is a complete tool and a huge pussy.
While there is the elf woman Arioch, in other games the elf character would be the wise one with badass magic spells but would keep to themselves. In this game however Arioch is a completely psycho elf woman who eats human children as a delicacy! NOT EVEN JOKING
Then there is Verdelet the priest guy. In other games he would be the healer, in this he does jack and shit, The man is honestly just an asshole.
Then the dragon, who I will not name because that is a spoiler, so I will call her Red. Red hates humans completely, and was basically forced into a magical pact with Caim otherwise they both would have died. Caim, in exchange for this pact so he would survive a wound, lost his voice. (If you make a pact with a magic creature you tend to lose something. Like your voice, ovaries, sight, hair, or even aging. No really, a lot of this stuff is really trippy in terms of pacts.)
Then there's the next guy, and oh boy...Idk what the fuck was yoko smoking with this one
He's a priest named Leonard, and he's a fucking PEDOPHILE SHOWN IN SYMPATHETIC LIGHT, and bros, believe it or not, he's the least assholish character among them lmaoooo
I wish I was joking, I really am
So these clowns work alongside Caim as he ventures to kill off an evil empire alongside the forces of The Union army. The evil empire also holding secrets as the batshit insane forces behind it try to bring the world to ruin by destroying the seals of the planet and bringing The Watchers to the realm.
This is not as simple as it sounds. the amount of times I said 'What the actual fuck" out loud is in the double digits
Let's talk gameplay
This game is not fun
Not even in the slightest measures possible.
combat on the ground is so slow and tedious, the render distance is awful. The aerial combat is somewhat better but not even close to something like Panzeer Dragoon saga series, the magic and weapon system isn't fun, the games graphics are early PS2 levels, and the music, oh my fucking god that music, while being atmospheric, it sounds like someone completely went bat fucking shit insane and decided to yell, 'FUCK IT!' and repeat the song over and over again with sheer insanity as his guide
Here's an example
The final boss
I don't even know man
I don't even fucking know
Put it like this
I would rather peel my nails off than ever having to beat this ever again
Straight up FUCK who ever thought this was a good idea
All in all tho,This is a game which I feel should be called a artistic masterpiece mainly because it had the balls to deal with a lot of things back when video games were finally spreading their wings at becoming a full fledged art form and I truly do not want this insanity to be forgotten.
Final score:
/10Also ending E straight up leads to Nier 1. That's pretty cool
Last edited:
