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[Horse Detective]

what is it with you guys and your obsession with simping

Make fun of something -> it stops happening

I think that is the logic here

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I just talk about it because I don't have a lot of stuff to say. I'm more of a listener than a talker but no one wants to talk.

 

[Snuggles]

Someone tell me it's all going to be OK

 

[SteveWinwood]

be you a simp?

I say brah unironically I think that actually makes me an "alpha".

Snuggler, it'll be alright. You'll get through any tough times.

 

[Horse Detective]

Someone tell me it's all going to be OK

it's all going to be erotic butter

 

[freenudemacusers]

I love saying brah/bro/brajh #yolo #idgaf

 

[Snuggles]

What do you guys moisturize with? Been fucking with some cocoa butter lately and my skin feels great.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I use I can't believe it's not butter.

 

[freenudemacusers]

palmers all day everday

 

[Horse Detective]

Cocoa Butter.

 

[EloquentM]

Took her out to a 100 dollar dinner. Got a handshake goodnight.

 

[Horse Detective]

Took her out to a 100 dollar dinner. Got a handshake goodnight.

Should have got pizza instead

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Took her out to a 100 dollar dinner. Got a handshake goodnight.

Sorry it turned out that way.

 

[EloquentM]

I once told this girl it's either me or your boyfriend. She chose her man. I bought her a necklace anyways.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

It's always the other man, I wish I could be other man one time.

 

[brianjones]

the other boleyn simp

 

[EloquentM]

One time this girl and I were about to have phone sex. I was so excited, but then her boyfriend called. I knew it was him because she said she was sleepy. she always makes that excuse when he calls.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I actually just bought a 49$ watch for the girl I really like. It makes me nervous. I try not to buy things for people I romance with. I think the only gift I've ever gave her was a copy of Pokemon White about a year and a half ago. And I got her a tea set for her birthday, but birthday gifts don't count. But anyway yeah, it should be really nice. It's one of those hip brightly colored swatches with the double length band.

 

[EloquentM]

What happened to acorn? ={

 

[Deleted member 22576]

She is the girl I really like.

 

[EloquentM]

Perfect

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Yup. She is.



Edit:
No she's not actually.

 

[freenudemacusers]

hey has anyone noticed that simp is like pimp but not as good?

 

[EloquentM]

hey has anyone noticed that simp is like pimp but not as good?

Lol Mac why aren't you my mother?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I asked the etymology of simp one time and some answered me, but I already forgot.

 

[brianjones]

sorry ill chill out i just find that word funny

 

[Horse Detective]

Well for starters, Mac is male.

 

[EloquentM]

You're an 18 year old horse. Your assertion is invalid.

 

[Horse Detective]

How cheap.

 

[ZeroRay]

hey has anyone noticed that simp is like pimp but not as good?

Simp is synonomous with shrimp.

Yeah, I told y'all niggas
About god damn takin' them hoez to the cheeseacake Factory
Lettin' them hoez order strawberry lemonade and popcorn shrimps
They ain't goin' do nuthin'
But try to take all your motherfuckin' cheese! (Yeah!)

Did we learn nothing from OutKast?

 

[luckyboyceo]

Acorn is a much better word than simp. Not sure why we don't just call them that.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Acorn is a word to describe beautiful boyish girls though.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

A boyish girl?

 

[Kentpaul]

scoring weed is a full time business

 

[Rubbish King]

scoring weed is a full time business

More like it's a fucking full-time hassle

 

[Kentpaul]

More like it's a fucking full-time hassle

You love it really. Its all part of the game my friend.

 

[coldvein]

I love saying brah/bro/brajh #yolo #idgaf

hell yeah brueh

 

[EloquentM]

Broseph>>

 

[coldvein]

royal brougham

bromosexual

 

[Riggs]

scoring weed is a full time business

I remember the days man, I don't miss that part at all.

Brosaphalus

Broasorus

Brotomic Bomb

Ridin 1 deep in my Brohouse

Bromilimeter to the head

I like when I get Broral .... wait a min

 

[coldvein]

man this daft punk is lame as fuck. jesus.

 

[Riggs]

man this daft punk is lame as fuck. jesus.

Heard on Howard Stern, it's so fucking weak. I laughed, isn't Daft Punk like some punk shit that goes hard? I never got into them sadly.

 

[coldvein]

getting on a plane for montana in a couple hours. may be out of contact for a while. stay gold drunkgaf

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Don't forget to give mac that thing I sent you.

 

[EloquentM]

White wine again. I love the way it hits.

 

[Andrew.]

Sup dudes. Mad happy that Toad the Wet Sprocket is coming to Lauderdale in July. Been aching to see them since I was in fucking high school. They practically helped define my teens musically, next to basics like Pearl Jam etc. They're the PUREST 90s rock band in my opinion.

Cheers. Im now going to go get wo-wasted

 

[SteveWinwood]

White wine again.

What about shrimp?

 

[EloquentM]

What about shrimp?

Damn. Funny thing. My mom has shrimp at home but we both got Maryland blood in us so I bet you that shit is depleted.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

We should call you Vino.

 

[Horse Detective]

Now I want sea food.