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[brianjones]

phone simping

 

[Riggs]

wine drinking simp mother fuckers

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I've never simped before in my life.

 

[Rubbish King]

Who here has fallen under the simp spell

I know I have










Staff meeting in half an hour and im not even out of bed

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I've treated girls badly or ignored them just to not simp. I can truly say I'm simp free.

 

[Rubbish King]

I ama simp to pretty much everyone

 

[brianjones]

I simpd hard today I was hiking and saw this cute girl and waved at her


smh

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

What happened though? Did she wave back?

 

[brianjones]

she said hi but waving is a simp move

im never acknowledging anyone again

do you ever just toss and turn at night thinking how you interacted with people that day

I dunno how I'm gonna be sober ever

 

[Horse Detective]

I messaged horse on steam and he didn't respond and went offline. That's low.

Oh sorry about that dude, I was trying to figure out who that was. I heard the message notification while on Minecraft but it wasn't there when I went to check it. Today for sure man.

 

[Noshino]

who's that, nosh?

and i'm not liking what you people are saying about the daft punk .. still havent heard it myself.

bartender going back to the US

ive already started asking the other one for drinks
still though feels like im cheating her

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

she said hi but waving is a simp move

im never acknowledging anyone again

do you ever just toss and turn at night thinking how you interacted with people that day

I dunno how I'm gonna be sober ever

I know what you're saying. I actively try not to simp out but in a lot of ways that ends up hurting me more. Like I was told recently that someone felt like I acted like I was too good for them. It's hard finding the balance. You don't wanna be nice but you don't be wanna be a asshole.

Oh sorry about that dude, I was trying to figure out who that was. I heard the message notification while on Minecraft but it wasn't there when I went to check it. Today for sure man.

Come on man don't lie you knew what was going on. You did what you had to do.

 

[Rubbish King]

I messaged horse on steam and he didn't respond and went offline. That's low.

Add me I'll respond baka

 

[coldvein]

#teamPS3

wat game do i need!!

 

[ZeroRay]

You guys buy The Last of Us next month so we can play whatever the multiplayer is gonna be together.

 

[Rubbish King]

im getting that fo sho

you sure itll have multiplayer though?

 

[ZeroRay]

No info, but they said it's gonna be there. Just wanna play a game with drunk thread since my laptop is incapable of running a 3d game without overheating.

 

[Rubbish King]

No info, but they said it's gonna be there. Just wanna play a game with drunk thread since my laptop is incapable of running a 3d game without overheating.

ahh man that sucks, get fifa i guess, some people play that shit

 

[ZeroRay]

I don't play sports games with foreigners, sorry. I only like shooting them.

 

[Rubbish King]

I don't play sports games with foreigners, sorry. I only like shooting them.

i dont play that shit

i know nights and maybe eggman does

 

[luckyboyceo]

wat game do i need!!

You already know the true answer to this.

Dark Souls

You guys buy The Last of Us next month so we can play whatever the multiplayer is gonna be together.

I'm getting that day one. I'm down to blow up some zombies assuming Tobrek isn't included, unless of course he's the zombie. GOTY.

 

[Rubbish King]

I'll win you over one day lucky


oneee day

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I traded my PS3 for a moment of unabashed happiness.

 

[Snuggles]

I traded mine for rent money. No regrets. Videogames are the shit but I don't really have room for them in my life these days. I'm kinda over spending my free time sitting in a dark room in front of a screen, at least until I get super depressed again.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

We should start a drunkgaf channel on twitch. Play games drunk, get big, make money.

 

[luckyboyceo]

You forgot the last part of the sequence: Spend money on booze. Go broke.

 

[Rubbish King]

Why dont you buy a limo that can drive to my pub

 

[Horse Detective]

This is like the 12th time I have tried to restart my sleeping schedule, and yet again I have woke up at 4pm.

I am hopeless.

 

[Minus_Me]

Try fasting for 16 hours, should reset your clock.

Should mention I use this when travelling to Asia. Works for me every time.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

You gotta go 48 hours with no sleep. Only way.

 

[coldvein]

You already know the true answer to this.

Dark Souls

yeah, i've got dat (of course). never beat it. might start again when this quarter is over. my first playthrough i had like 70 hours on my guy and then that PS3 turned into a brick. terrible.

just looking for a fun game to play online atm.

 

[noko]

bartender going back to the US

ive already started asking the other one for drinks
still though feels like im cheating her

feels like you're going soft nosh. js

 

[arab]

i'm trying to beat demon souls to assume alpha male position. pray for me

 

[Snuggles]

I've beat Demon's Souls like ten times. Catch up.

 

[Horse Detective]

In such a good mood today.

 

[Snuggles]

Sarcasm?

 

[arab]

I've beat Demon's Souls like ten times. Catch up.

you lie snuggler

 

[ZeroRay]

Beating Demon's Souls once is akin to the first time you jack off. You're not a man until you beat New Game +++

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I think there's something wrong with me but the symptoms are so weird I can't figure it out. I'm light headed and of out it all day, then my right eye kept getting blurry and it's been red for a while, I tried eating but everything was more tasteless and unusual, now I have that feeling you get when your nose is bleeding but it's not.

Like an episode of medical mysteries over here.

 

[EloquentM]

schedule a check up.

 

[Snuggles]

I think there's something wrong with me but the symptoms are so weird I can't figure it out. I'm light headed and of out it all day, then my right eye kept getting blurry and it's been red for a while, I tried eating but everything was more tasteless and unusual, now I have that feeling you get when your nose is bleeding but it's not.

Like an episode of medical mysteries over here.

Sounds like a stroke. Or you have diabetes. How's your blood pressure?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I don't think I have any way of checking my blood pressure.

Maybe I will go to see a doctor tomorrow.

 

[brianjones]

they have those things at the market pharmacy

 

[Salsa]

man I drank a bit and now I bought a used 3DS XL what if it's scratched or somethin urrr

guys pray4me

 

[EloquentM]

No no no. No no no. I don't love these hoes.

 

[ZeroRay]

Shoulda squirted in her eyelash.

 

[Horse Detective]

Shoulda squirted in her eyelash.

Why?

 

[Salsa]

No no no. No no no. I don't love these hoes.

mobb deep?

 

[SteveWinwood]

what is it with you guys and your obsession with simping

 

[freenudemacusers]

what is it with you guys and your obsession with simping

be you a simp?