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I live in a charming shithole called Santa Rosa.
It's actually nice, a guy named Luther Burbank invented all kinds of hybrid plants and Charles shulz is from here.
 
Just got in too early from an evening that was ruined by a single spilled drink. Thanks random girl. Luckily, this rum is making it ok! Drink up my hearties, yo ho!
 
Tashbrooke said:
i can neither confirm or deny such an allegation



That's the shittest hangover cure



what kina broth
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Any, I'd use veggie broth but just because it's the most versatile and that's why I always have some in the house. Chicken, beef etc. should work as well. It's very salty and gives you lot's of minerals. The fresh air get's your whole metabolism going and the afternoon nap helps to get back some of that sleep.
 
I won this @ work....uh how do I drink this flavoured shit

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Every night I drink 4 or 5 500ml Chinese PBRs and use the "Look Around" function on WeChat to try to get laid.

But the only people who message me are the hookers. :(
 
Xun said:
Not bad bro, yourself?

I did go out last night however so I'm feeling it a bit this morning, but nothing major of course.

Certainly more drinking tonight.
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How do the yanks know you xun I went in tiny chat and they asked if I knew you or something and that you used to go in there
 
I got so drunk watching twister last night.
Man what a blast from the past. I love the scene at the aunts house where they tell the story of bill confronting a twister in his underwear. I feel so empty now, it's like I had a regrettable one night stand. What do you do the morning after twister?
 
It was called twister 2 the terror continues, but it's a documentary. I just saw it on imdb.



I was just gonna watch my YouTube playlist of modern marvels.
 
I think I'm gonna drink Henry Browns tonight and delete all my subscriptions.
 
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Whoa! Look what I found while cleaning!!!!!!!! I think my ex-ex-girlfriend whom I loved very much saved them or something, I had no idea this was in my possession. I believe it's from my grandmas stuff after she died.
 
Jtwo said:
I live in a charming shithole called Santa Rosa.
It's actually nice, a guy named Luther Burbank invented all kinds of hybrid plants and Charles shulz is from here.
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I think he's from Minneapolis. I'm from Minneapolis, and they make a big deal about it there. I wouldn't be surprised if he spent most of his life in Santa Rosa though, when people from Minnesota get famous they move. Prince is the only exception.
 
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