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[freenudemacusers]

I'll drive down if you go through with it.only an hour away afterall.

Drunk gaf meet?!

 

[EloquentM]

Drunk GAF meet.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I've been drunk for three straight days. I can't no mo

 

[Bread]

i haven't been drunk in over a week, help me drunk gaf

 

[EloquentM]

I've been drunk for three straight days. I can't no mo

I've been drinking since Wednesday. When I get home I'll be drinking again.

 

[freenudemacusers]

You are young and spry

I am old and decrepit

 

[luckyboyceo]

yes

im here for the summer it's amaaaaaaaazing

I'll drive down if you go through with it.only an hour away afterall.

Sounds good bros. I'll keep you posted. DrunkGAF meet in San Diego would be a kickass location for sure.

 

[EloquentM]

You were great in batman.

 

[EloquentM]

And then we go to tj.

 

[AcridMeat]

I've been thinking of going down to Pomona and as far as San Diego. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[EloquentM]

I've been thinking of going down to Pomona and as far as San Diego. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ewww why do you want to go to Pomona?

 

[luckyboyceo]

I've been thinking of going down to Pomona and as far as San Diego. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

If going to San Diego means I get an extra serving of AcridMeat this summer then I'm definitely there.

 

[EloquentM]

Fuck I'm shady. That's such a bad quality.

 

[Snuggles]

I keep getting logged out. I'm such a scumbag.

 

[EloquentM]

={

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I just woke up.
I'm drinking a beer.

Bummed those photos didnt scan properly, on my end if you zoom in enough they work.
I'll try to crop them tomorrow, they're the best photos ever. I had so much fun. It was funny, I bro'd down with my buddies dad after he left. Also, for a 50 year old lady his aunt is super hot.

 

[freenudemacusers]

The accents on these women lawd how do you all bit wife immediately

 

[Snuggles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RXQ2Wdbsqc&sns=em

 

[AcridMeat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RXQ2Wdbsqc&sns=em

That was great.

I've got more Australians.

 

[Wool]

In my experience, all women from Vermont are gorgeous, outdoorsy brunettes who wear jean jackets with skirts and flip flops. For some reason there are a lot of them in Western Montana.

 

[EloquentM]

I typed in "vermont women" in google images and got some rather interesting results.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm a giant cinnamon bun right now.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Hi.
Do you guys ever wonder if you fetishize your own sadness as a very complicated form of performance art?

 

[kehs]

only when im sad

 

[AcridMeat]

You had me until performance art.

 

[Rubbish King]

fuckin 8.4% real cider is gonna turn me mad, people drink it like its water and then are surprised when we wont serve them anymore


why cant we have yanks like you who can handle their drink, brits just drink as much as they can without physically drowning

 

[Tie]

8.4%. Any chance k cider?! One of the final nights out at uni, feel like this chapter in my life is finally coming to an end Have a few events at the su lined up though, so it's not quite over just yet £1 a pint is glorious btw!!

 

[kehs]

Hi guys.

 

[EloquentM]

Holy shot is cop


Operation baby mama drama is back on.

 

[kehs]

Baby mama?



/selfban

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I've always really liked your icon Copernicus.
I'm at my moms house drinking a beer and watching the bachelor.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Finally cop.

 

[kehs]

two...that means a great deal to me. =)

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mac can I suck your cock?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Yes

 

[kehs]

<3

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Nice. Just had a rainy walk home thinking about Kevin and I check and he's still hanging! Drinking a celebratory PBR!

 

[kehs]

I've always had a choice between of tiny chat and drunk gaf, you guys win.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Tiny chat doesn't work on ios, and it's a bunch of bullshit.

 

[kehs]

It doesn't work on windows or android either jtwo.

Its a waste.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Just like life.

 

[kehs]

Jtwo.... Its been a while.


How are you.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Kind of terrible, but ok. I'm sick of my job. I've apparently got this promotion, but it's gonna take a while. This girl I hang with all the time is convinced she's immune to my charm, which is just not true. I drink 6+ nights a week and currently only have single ply toilet paper. I don't eat enough and have been slacking on the cooking. I just got new pillows which is comfortable, my cat makes a mess in her litter box frequently. But things are alright, you know? I'm riding my bike and making a lot of killer mixes. Gaming is exciting right now, my haircut is good. Idk, I lay in bed all day before work feeling sorry for myself and replaying the anxieties of my dreams the night before but once I get to work I see how much people like me. I'm smiled at, I talk in a higher pitched voice, sometimes girls giggle when I walk by. I just wish I liked me, I'm so relentlessly shallow and consumeristic I sometimes worry about my undershirt being a little ripped or the fact that bottom teeth aren't perfect. I've stopped wearing socks because their aesthetics don't please me so my feet kind of smell. But I ride my bike. I want to date my friends 50 year old aunt, I mentioned it to him but he thought I was joking. I'm depressed, but it's funny. I'm just lonely. My genius gets the best of me.

How about y'all?

 

[EloquentM]

Damn I love jtwo.

 

[kehs]

Shit all I gotta do is make top poster in drunk thread and android thread.


Plus get laid with a tight box.


Its never gonna happen.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Did you just refer to a vagina as a "box?"

 

[kehs]

Yes, but like an insulated box with self injected lube

 

[Deleted member 22576]

The only acceptable terms are vagina and pussy.

Box is almost as disgusting as gash.

 

[kehs]

What about slit.


I think that's worse.


Safety sleeping bag is pretty nice.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'd rather let a 100 girls move on than simp to keep just one.

Also, the only proper term is sugar walls.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'd rather let a 100 girls move on than simp to keep just one.
.

What does that even mean?????



Sugar walls is great, never heard that before.