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mantidor

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Style Fox said:
Gonna finish that novel you been working on?
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mantidor said:
I have merely a bottle of wine, a huge project due tomorrow, and is 2:30 am here.
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Carnaval was last week, and I think I haven't been able to get it out of my system.



There is method in my madness :p, lets not forget the Ballmer peak:

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It's not just XKCD, many times a couple of drinks have helped me to focus and finish some piece of code absolutely boring but essential to make things work. :p

Talk to you in an hour to see if I made it.
 
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god seriously this fucking phone

I cant use it like this

$250 for the new LCD and everything else. phone here is $500

what'd bother me about spending $250 is that I already spent $100 on this glass repair so that'd be completely wasted
 
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When you eat spicy foods capsaicin burns ur booty but captain say a sin will put a gun to your head with personally embarrassing demands


Choose wisely
 
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Piggus

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Snuggles said:
Very cool. Is that your face on the bill?
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I've crunked on so many AMFs at this point thast i might as well be a god damn amf

AcridMeat said:
I'd watch a one man show starring jtwo at the community theatre.

Piggus that certificate is awesome well done.
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Noshino said:
acrid bb plis ive been trying to change

no more married chicks, at least not while sober



by the end of the night everyone will want your D
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Thanks bros. I handed out that D to several ladies that i know. They digged that shit, but I'm practically engaged so those ladies can't have any of this REAL d right here.
 
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Joe

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Pro tip: don't stick an open beer in your pocket, forget about it, and then pass out in your bed with your clothes on.
 
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mantidor

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So... I didn't make it :p but I took a 3 hour nap and I'm finally about to finish.

Protip: coffee is way better as a superhuman programming ability substance.
 
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Snuggles

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I was supposed to take it easy last night. Instead I got lit up. Now I'm reeling and so unprepared for the weekend ahead of me.

Also, I need to get laid bad. I'm in some dire straights right now, it's starting to creep into my dreams.
 
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J. Bravo

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Something is wrong with me. I went to sleep early at 9. Sposed to get up at 5 for work at 6 but didn't even wake up until 6:01. And I'm still tired. Wtf? Probably not drinking tonight because its apparent I need to catch up on sleep.

I was falling asleep at my computer playing Diablo 3...
 
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Snuggles

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Do you really even need to learn anything? You just bang on shit. If you have arms you should be able to play the drums.

Just realized Monday is St. Patrick's. I'm not gonna make it. 💀🍻
 
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I had so many fucked up dreams last night. I had one dream that outside my window was like a giant tray of old fish and rainwater that had been left to rot in the sunlight and it was warm and goopy and more than the suns warmth I could feel the fish goop mixture radiating a humid pungent heat. It was so gross. And I keep thinking I'm going to see this girl I used to date whenever I leave the house and I'm out of weed and I drank 15 beers yesterday. I just live in a perpetual state of existential panic.
 
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Snuggles

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I have fucked up dreams when I go to sleep sober. A couple nights ago I had a dream where I was staying at a cabin in the woods with some people, and for some reason the realistic version of super meat boy showed up and started brutally murdering everywhere while he cried about his mother in a high pitched voice. It ended with me hearing him slowly walk up to the door of the bedroom I was in. Weird.

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Oh my god I honestly just can't stand shopping. I'd rather starve.
I just ventured out into the world, to the gas station, to the pot store, and to safeway. I didn't even get anything but it still cost like 100$

And there is old people everywhere. Everywhere.
I got some chicken thighs, a crappy looking sirloin I'm going to make philly cheesesteaks with, some rolls, some grapes, a pack of gum, a wedge of Brie, 5 bananas, a yellow onion, 3.5 grams of sativa, 2 bell peppers, a six pack of IPA, multigrain cheerios, kaschi trail mix bars, and a serious case of hyper tension.

I want to go back to sleep for like an hour so I can just wake up and start today over.
 
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Snuggles

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I love shopping. Coming home with a fat sack of loot feels so good. Can't do it much with my car busted, though. Solid selection of groceries, BTW, I would have got some orange tic tacs though.
 
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The grapes I got are so exciting. They look like little water balloons ready to burst at any moment; making me wet and lustful.
 
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Minus_Me

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I have to get shit delivered to the house, parking situation at the grocery store is non sense. Don;t like bringing all those bags into a taxi either.
 
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I noticed that whole foods has some new iconography for their meat products. They were all made of very simple shapes, the pig was especially cute. But it was giving me anxiety because the set of triangles they used to represent it's feet weren't symmetrical with the triangle used to represent its ears. I found the dissonance frightening.
 
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I have an incredibly vivid recollection of what I was doing this weekend last year.
 
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FRIDAY NIGHT
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These bitches keep texting me.
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Just layin in dah sun with some chickiboos
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Gonna look so fly in this outfit.
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The cut was so good this time.
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Minus_Me

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Had some delicious pizza at this hole in the wall. Darn that was an amazing margherita pizza. Loaded it with some hot pepper oil, ymmm.
 
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I've experienced about 4 revolutions of the mind since I was fixated on hot drummer girls. That was a lifetime ago.


I liked the girl in the bra the best but I'm really into neck/clavicle/shoulders
 
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If I ever have a bachelor party it woul be funny to hire a stripper and then just be reall nonchalant and be like "glad you could make it! Have a drink" and just treat her like a normal guest.
 
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accx

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Jtwo said:
I've experienced about 4 revolutions of the mind since I was fixated on hot drummer girls. That was a lifetime ago.


I liked the girl in the bra the best but I'm really into neck/clavicle/shoulders
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My favourite band, Metronomy, also have a girl drummer (i've tried to edit this sentence like 5 times trying not to sound sexist but i digress..)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riEBi8BJ9Tw
Latest Video. Not a fan of their new album, but still my favourite band.


..I'm drunk.


Also they're amaaaaazing live. Saw them a couple of years ago, and thinking of going to the show in beginning of april.

EDIT 2:
I love clavicles.
 
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condompickle

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just hung out with my best friend i havent seen in 10 years. glad that it felt like we never lost contact between each other. amazing how time flies. on to my goodness my guinness.
 
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