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[Surface of Me]

Some girl came up to me and started flirting with me as I ordered a drink at the bar. She grabbed my neck and felt me up. Afterwards her BF who is over a foot taller than me and atleast a 100 pounds heavier dragged her away. Fun times.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

If I were you I would have kicked his ass.

 

[Snuggles]

I am literally such a fucking idiot. I hate myself right now.

Same.

I just want to meet a spunky but introverted girl with her hair died a weird color. I'm tired of feeling alone but I guess that's just my life.

 

[J. Bravo]

can't wait to move out and get a cat or a dog. drink, video games, and cuddle with my pet. no judging.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

You guys are too negative in here. I been staying positive and not dwelling on the bullshit and my life has never been better. Stop whining and start doing it's that easy.

 

[Salsa]

could have gone home with aunts cousin girl, parents weren't there, just sister. she was takin a cab and altho she didn't invite me she mentioned she was alone out of the blue so yyeeeeah

something kicked in about me knowing her sister for years and it made it awkward and I didn't go

gonna kick myself to sleep now

 

[AcridMeat]

You guys are too negative in here. I been staying positive and not dwelling on the bullshit and my life has never been better. Stop whining and start doing it's that easy.

Someone's taken their iron

Spoiler

y

pills today.

 

[arab]

sunday funday

 

[EloquentM]

sunday funday

Oh

 

[Minus_Me]

Me and the Irish Misses are totally bombed and had a blast drinking with old timer veterans. Screw the parade, there's nothing like being hammered and shooting the shit.

 

[freenudemacusers]

finally after weeks of wait, i have reentered

 

[Snuggles]

finally after weeks of wait, i have reentered

Damn. Must be nice, I'm nearing the max level of blue balls atm.

Mannny you go on your date yet?

 

[arab]

finally after weeks of wait, i have reentered

did you use "open sesame" like i told you?
spillover fest in dallas. gonna get irish and see diarrhea planet, deafheaven, and ty segAll

 

[Snuggles]

Ty Segall is the best.🎷🎶😎

 

[ZeroRay]

mac:

Didn't sleep until I got back home at 3AM. Was tired as all fuck but I met some cool dudes and chicks there. Friend placed in the top 10 overall in his division.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Someone's taken their iron

Spoiler

y

pills today.

Stop doubting and start believing brah.

 

[EloquentM]

Damn. Must be nice, I'm nearing the max level of blue balls atm.

Mannny you go on your date yet?

This Friday...

 

[Minus_Me]

What did you end up choosing to do?

 

[EloquentM]

What did you end up choosing to do?

Picnic with a walk on the beach. I kinda decided that the day I asked her lol.

 

[Minus_Me]

WTF is a beach?

 

[arab]

WTF is a beach?

watch your mouth young man

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Manny sure seems like a classic date kind of guy.

 

[EloquentM]

Only problem is I might not be able to come until the night time so the picnic may be had in her apartment. meh. at least we can walk on the beach at night.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

You can do more than just walk on a beach at night just saying.

 

[arab]

Only problem is I might not be able to come until the night time so the picnic may be had in her apartment. meh. at least we can walk on the beach at night.

i don't think you can have a picnic indoors, buddy

 

[brianjones]

manny is such a qt

 

[EloquentM]

i don't think you can have a picnic indoors, buddy

You can actually. dim those lights, light some candles grab that wine...whew.

 

[arab]

that sounds moar like a candlelit dinner though. a real picnic has mickey's and spamburgers followed by clinical sex

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

A picnic is a pleasure excursion at which a meal is eaten outdoors

a meal is eaten outdoors

outdoors

.

 

[EloquentM]

STFU yall asked what I was doing leave the criticizing at dah door.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Manny sure seems like a classic date kind of guy.

Wait. Who took that photo of Manny and his date?

 

[arab]

STFU yall asked what I was doing leave the criticizing at dah door.

i just don't want you to be on the date and use a word like picnic when you really mean candlelit dinner. women are such sticklers

 

[Minus_Me]

Wait. Who took that photo of Manny and his date?

Are we white washing Manny?

 

[AcridMeat]

Are we white washing Manny?

He's done that enough himself.

I hope it goes well bud <3333

 

[EloquentM]

Are we white washing Manny?

some of my best friends do that.

 

[luckyboyceo]

First Tiger Lily now Manny what is this world coming to?

 

[EloquentM]

who da fuck is tiger lily?

 

[luckyboyceo]

Peter Pan, bruh.

 

[arab]

i would do horrible things to kate/rooney mara's butt

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

The problem with dates is you gotta figure out what kind of girl she is. Sometimes you gotta do exciting crazy stuff other times you gotta slow it down and take it easy.

 

[Minus_Me]

i would do horrible things to kate/rooney mara's butt

Like slap the shit out of it. God I love doing that.

 

[luckyboyceo]

The problem with dates is you gotta figure out what kind of girl she is. Sometimes you gotta do exciting crazy stuff other times you gotta slow it down and take it easy.

I typically shoot for somewhere in the middle then slow it down/speed it up depending on how things are going. Most of the time I just make the adjustment on the 2nd date though.

 

[arab]

I typically shoot for somewhere in the middle then slow it down/speed it up depending on how things are going. Most of the time I just make the adjustment on the 2nd date though.

yeah 2nd pipe laying is the night of experimentation. though one time i was fucking in my backseat and the girl told me to play with her ass so i did

 

[EloquentM]

The problem with dates is you gotta figure out what kind of girl she is. Sometimes you gotta do exciting crazy stuff other times you gotta slow it down and take it easy.

I already know what of girl she is.

 

[luckyboyceo]

yeah 2nd pipe laying is the night of experimentation. though one time i was fucking in my backseat and the girl told me to play with her ass so i did

Was it Kate/Rooney Mara?

 

[Minus_Me]

I'd drop everything for Rooney Mara.

 

[EloquentM]

She looks too ordinary. Also, she looks like a puppet.

 

[Illithid Dude]

yeah, not feeling the mara love. i can get behind butt play though (heh)

 

[Minus_Me]

yeah, not feeling the mara love. i can get behind butt play though (heh)

Heh

 

[brianjones]