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[EloquentM]

You got a lot of exes manny. What's with that?

lmao that's a question for the ages

 

[EloquentM]

triple pposting

 

[brianjones]

mannys a heartbreaker

lovemaker

brubaker

run this prison like a man

 

[Illithid Dude]

After doing accounting homework and studying all weekend long I've decided I'm dropping out tomorrow and applying to FIDM.

style fox next rick ownes?

i guess we'll have to find out

hot girls though!

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I think what's happening is these girls first meet manny and he's like a real romantic guy. It's all picnics (whatever his idea of a picnic is) and very efficient clinical sex on beaches at night.

But there's another side that appears after a while. A jealous and controlling side. He has to control these girls lives to subdue his violent paranoia of losing them.

 

[EloquentM]

sometimes I write my best work drunk. meh.

 

[Noshino]

sex on the beach is so exciting

you never know whether sand is going to get in or not

if it does its fucking painful

noshino...this is a good thing I didn't join.

yeah brother, unless you are an officer the military (at least the US one) is fucking miserable

 

[EloquentM]

sex on the beach is so exciting

you never know whether sand is going to get in or not

if it does its fucking painful



yeah brother, unless you are an officer the military (at least the US one) is fucking miserable

I was gnna hop in as an officer but its so competitive and I've go nothing to show for my time here on this earth. sure I've got my bachelors but my GPA is shit lol.

 

[arab]

Arab is the smartest guy I know.

behold my wisdoms

hell is the minivan with an ICP hatchet man decal i saw driving home tonight

 

[Salsa]

friend got laid using Tinder

 

[Surface of Me]

you know how you make your life more interesting is whenever you buy a new milk you immediately drink like a 5th or 6th of it and fill it back up full with vodka and then just drink it like you normally would milk.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

friend got laid using Tinder

Who doesn't get some sex out of tinder now and again?

 

[EloquentM]

The nights not even here yet,
But you feel like shit.
You've got a couple more drinks left,
Until you hit depressing bliss.

 

[arab]

tinder sucks if you dont live in a big city

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

tinder sucks if you dont live in a big city

You live in a place with more prostitution per square footage than anywhere else in the US. It's all good.

 

[arab]

if i have to get chlymadia i atleast want to rate the girl as hot or not

 

[Noshino]

IM GOING TO BE WORKING AT THE MICC

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

im getting fucking wasted tonight, fml

 

[brianjones]

how many hours of sleep do you guys get on average

 

[Illithid Dude]

like, three. on a good day

 

[Noshino]

for a whole year i have to work with preggos

how many hours of sleep do you guys get on average

straight? about 3 on a good day

i do fall asleep randomly though, im borderline narcoleptic apparently

 

[brianjones]

damn I thought my 6 was tuff

I'm so olde

 

[Illithid Dude]

just spoiled the end of infamous second son for myself. whoops!

 

[J. Bravo]

Yeah I'm dyin today on about 5.5. Luckily I get to move around at work so I'm not falling asleep, but I'm still tired as shit.

 

[EloquentM]

About 6 as well Brian.

 

[Snuggles]

just spoiled the end of infamous second son for myself. whoops!

Let's be honest here, the story's gonna be junk anyways. I'll probably just skip the cutscenes.

Anyways, today is like one of the few days where it's actually socially acceptable to get wasted, not that I give a fuck. I took a vacation day off tomorrow just in case, but I been out like the last four nights. I've spent so much money.

Plus, last St. Patrick's got pretty bad. I got booted from one bar for being too wasted then we went to another bar where I had several more drinks. From what I was told, at least.

 

[coldvein]

its funny how so many bars have "no overservice" signs like WE CANT SERVE YOU IF YOU APPEAR INTOXICATED. such bullshit. youve got to be pretty fucking hammered to be denied service in my experience..

 

[arab]

i dunno how much sleep i average but i had a weird dream about batman last night

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I went from acing my math and accounting tests to bombing on both. That's gotta be some crazy shit right there.

I gotta study more often and spread it out. Last semester bro you gotta leave it all on the field. 110% effort.

 

[ZeroRay]

In retrospect, I should have actually studied for most of my exams back in college. How the hell did I still manage to have a decent GPA is beyond me, oh no it isn't, but I ain't saying I cheated. It's not cheating if it's through the internet. That's what I told my ex.

 

[Noshino]

so i work ward hours, which means i work every other weekend.

on the bright side, i get 3 day weekends whenever i dont work weekends

its funny how so many bars have "no overservice" signs like WE CANT SERVE YOU IF YOU APPEAR INTOXICATED. such bullshit. youve got to be pretty fucking hammered to be denied service in my experience..

in my experience that sign is usually there for people that get violent when drunk so that they have an excuse to get them out

 

[Salsa]

I just realized venezuela is 32 and not 30

that makes her 8 years older than me

I mean, it's not like I care that much but I wonder if it's something to be taken into consideration if I commit myself to this. 8 years is quite a bit right

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I got into UCSB and every other school I applied to so far. Only hold outs are the San Diego schools and UC Davis.

Should I go there and party real hard?

 

[freenudemacusers]

santa barbara / goleta is gorgeous pretty much year round. I'd say do it.

tinder sucks if you dont live in a big city

I've always wondered what kind of results I would get on tinder/grindr here. I don't think I'll install them to find out since my wife's iphone autodownloads everything. don't want to try and explain that lol.

 

[brianjones]

yo snug that war on drugs owns

real nice out today and went for a hike and was catching feels

id go to ucsb for sure midnights

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

At this point the only place that would convince me to go elsewhere would be San Diego State or UC San Diego.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

such shitty times right now... will probably drink tonight

 

[Salsa]

my brother literally just had a kid and he came out with more hair than me, what a fucker

 

[arab]

my brother literally just had a kid and he came out with more hair than me, what a fucker

honestly it probably doesn't take that much

you're bald and beautiful

 

[Salsa]

his balls are super red tho lol I win

 

[Noshino]

he does have a pair of breasts to suck on though.....

 

[AcridMeat]

I got into UCSB and every other school I applied to so far. Only hold outs are the San Diego schools and UC Davis.

Should I go there and party real hard?

Santa Barbara is gorgeous. Haven't been in a number of years now but I went regularly when my sister went to school and then lived there.

I know a number of people who went to UCSB but came back though because it was too crazy for them to get anything done. Seeing as you're a transfer student I'd say San Diego and Santa Barbara are good destinations.

Davis is not that interesting and there's the smell of cow shit.

 

[arab]

drunk thread: forging graduate champions since 1849

 

[AcridMeat]

Isn't UC San Diego the only one out of that list that doesn't have automatic acceptance for transfer students?

 

[Salsa]

man for some reason im freaking out over the 32 years old thing. me being 24 getting serious with a 30yo was totally fine but for some reason now that it's 32 I feel like im making a mistake

why

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Isn't UC San Diego the only one out of that list that doesn't have automatic acceptance for transfer students?

I didn't do any guaranteed admissions programs or whatever so none of that is an issue for me.

man for some reason im freaking out over the 32 years old thing. me being 24 getting serious with a 30yo was totally fine but for some reason now that it's 32 I feel like im making a mistake

why

You need to relax and just go with it.

 

[Snuggles]

man for some reason im freaking out over the 32 years old thing. me being 24 getting serious with a 30yo was totally fine but for some reason now that it's 32 I feel like im making a mistake

why

Honestly, it just sounds like you're looking for a reason to bail.

 

[Salsa]

Honestly, it just sounds like you're looking for a reason to bail.

legit aint, im basically shifting my whole life towards the trip im making there in july. She just went on about how she doesnt wanna waste time and this being the real deal when she was visiting, which for some reason makes more sense to me now

I still feel that way and I do wanna do it, I guess finding out we're talking 8 year difference made me short circuit a bit and rethink the whole thing a bit, but im cool

just wanna make sure im not lying to her about wasting her time

 

[coldvein]

you gotta lie every once in a while

 

[Salsa]

you gotta lie every once in a while

I mean, if I go with this thing for say, 5 years, I come out at 29, whereas she'd be 37. I guess that sorta thing is her worry

then again you cant enter a relationship thinking like that

 

[EloquentM]

I got into UCSB and every other school I applied to so far. Only hold outs are the San Diego schools and UC Davis.

Should I go there and party real hard?

my sister went to SB