freenudemacusers
Member
brief trunks uber alles
maybe i'll get some cin2 filthy trunks
maybe i'll get some cin2 filthy trunks
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drunk thread again
- Thread starter Bam Bam Baklava
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Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
i have one pair of hanes underwear that is so comfy, i think they are boxer briefs
they do not make them anymore
makes me sad, cause they are the comfiest underwear ever
they do not make them anymore
makes me sad, cause they are the comfiest underwear ever
cin2 owns. trunks are also the best style of underwear. props for good taste.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
snuggler i know this is a trick
freenudemacusers
Member
I wanna get some grigio perla for those fancy nights.
dang and i thought andrew christian stuff was expensive. holy fuck dude are you kidding me. i don't think i'd be able to tell the difference between a $30 pair of underwear and a $100 pair.
freenudemacusers
Member
all the good textile shops have moved to india. jokes on you bro.
hey yo bitches get kiki de montparnasse and agent provocateur, so if I wanna skeeve around in hundred dollar underwear it's my right as an american goddamnit.
freenudemacusers
Member
can he dance as well horizontally as he does vertically?
Have you ever smoked bidi's? I'm pretty sure they come from Bangladesh or Indonesia or some shit like that. Basically they're cigs but the tobacco is rolled in a tangy little leaf with a filter in the tip. But they're so delicately rolled, only the tiny fingers of a child slave could pull it off.
freenudemacusers
Member
I believe they use child tears to seal the papers, too.
brianjones
Member
that sounds depressing somehow
She said she never slept with him. Just went on a couple of dates.
freenudemacusers
Member
I'm proud that you asked.
did he enjoy hosting a gameshow?
Haha she offered that info without me asking. It was our first date, so I guess she didn't want me to think I was competing against a celebrity?
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
new york obviously
(don't move to illinois)
you want me in ny just so you can have me all to yourself(im okay with this)
im not sure why you winked at me about illinois though, but ill wink back
ClassyPenguin
Banned
Nah. Since my family over there is well off, they just smoked cigs cause bidi's are supposedly only for the dirty poors. Looks more appealing than cigs tbh. Maybe some south asian hipsters will make them cool.
But really, how big is his dick?
freenudemacusers
Member
that's weird first date material lol
So big.
That's an odd way of spelling SoCal.
i dont know you
I smoked this in high-school, people were always thinking I was smoking a joint.
My hairs went on fire when I was lighting one too...luckily it wasn't apparent because I had fucking thick & long curly hairs, Though I was bringing the fucking smell of burnt hairs during all afternoon. Memories, hah!
I think the leaf in question was eucalyptus.
I'm actually surprised that I wasn't more weirded out by it. I guess when you've been mocked as Carlton-esque for much of your life, the idea that you'd both fuck the same woman doesn't come off as that strange.
ClassyPenguin
Banned
well, then hello. Hi.
I was part of real gaf and stuff (I was doitlive back then)...I might have sent you an fb request, I'm not sure.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
kisaya diddnt quote me in her last post
i am dead inside
i am dead inside
brianjones
Member
you should take her shopping and carry her bags
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
You should carry her purse when she's on a date with another guy and pay for everything.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
have another drink or not?
new york obviously
(don't move to illinois
this post makes me feel a type of way
always yes
ClassyPenguin
Banned
Hipster simp. You simp ironically.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
i dont know this SoCal mess thou
you want me in ny just so you can have me all to yourself(im okay with this)
im not sure why you winked at me about illinois though, but ill wink back
i want to share ny with everyone :3
a <3 type of way? :*
brianjones
Member
simpster
can I buy you this unknown pleasures shirt
can I buy you this unknown pleasures shirt
ClassyPenguin
Banned
It's like the different ways of pronouncing caramel. West Coast and East Coast are just different. We live in an idyllic world, they live an ever changing one.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
if you guys dont know bout mikal cronin, look him up now
good tunes
good tunes
I never got my birthday gummies :'(
Fatal Futanari
Member
Where in texas you at bro?
I just came back from being at university in San Antonio. Ugh, I kind want to go back since most of my friends are there.
That's an odd way of spelling SoCal.
Ya know, I used to think that but now that I am finally back...I hate it. Funny cause I used to hate Texas but now miss it. I got nothing to do down here in SoCal now, my CA friends are all hermits and I grew out of that phase.
Another night, another couple of drinks. I got decline for two jobs today. One for being overqualified and one because the company is now on a hiring freeze. Probably wont get the job at Google cause the guy who did the tech phone interview raped me with bs questions. Fuuuuh, life is not going as planned. Probably should have just stayed in Texas, low as fuuuuh pay but jobs lol *le sigh*
-depressed post graduate IT guy
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
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