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[Snuggles]

I can't believe Eloquent is getting tied down before Seattle. What am I going to do with all of this lube?

If I had Manny tied down I wouldn't bother with lube. He'd be getting it raw dog whether he likes it or not.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

If I had Manny tied down I wouldn't bother with lube. He'd be getting it raw dog whether he likes it or not.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

The tension is so sexual.

 

[EloquentM]

All of you suck my dick.

 

[freenudemacusers]

at once or sequentially?

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Sequentially of course. At once would be kind of uncomfortable.

 

[freenudemacusers]

hey man I don't know what eloquent is into

 

[Snuggles]

Haven't we discussed the possibility a dick-sucking human centipede in the past? Maybe it's time we finally make that a reality. I call dibs on the front end.

 

[EloquentM]

coincidentally, I introduced her to the human centipede franchise last night.


edit: take that as you will.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I don't think this was a coincidence at all

 

[Rubbish King]

Today I learnt a new word




Sequentially


Oooh sounds so good

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

lol

is human centipede worth it? Never seen or even seen a trailer.

 

[freenudemacusers]

lol

is human centipede worth it? Never seen or even seen a trailer.

nah it's not anything particularly great or bad. the sequel is better if only because it plays on the expectations and reaction to the first in a vaguely meta way.

 

[EloquentM]

nah it's not anything particularly great or bad. the sequel is better if only because it plays on the expectations and reaction to the first in a vaguely meta way.

The whole movie is Meta. I used it to explain the definition of meta lol.

 

[freenudemacusers]

hah well I mean vaguely in that it never called it out literally, iirc, aside from the very first scene.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Why are gay movies so bad most of the time? Some are so damn exploitative that nothing else matters. No amount of booze could help them be better.

 

[Rubbish King]

Why are gay movies so bad most of the time? Some are so damn exploitative that nothing else matters. No amount of booze could help them be better.

What about Brokeback mountain

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

What about Brokeback mountain

Decent enough, there are exceptions. It's surprising to me that the best ones I've seen are actually from the 70s (a much more homophobic time).

 

[shadyspace]

Today I learnt a new word




Sequentially


Oooh sounds so good

telling me you're not down with sequential art brah

 

[Minus_Me]

I've decided to swear off beer in an attempt to lose weight.

 

[Snuggles]

Without beer I might get too skinny. Need those cals to retain some mass.

 

[Minus_Me]

Upside is that you might get a gap.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Of all the hot chicks in the class the one that sits next to me is some uggo that keeps turning her head towards me waiting for us to lock eyes which I avoided.

Why always me?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Of all the hot chicks in the class the one that sits next to me is some uggo that keeps turning her head towards me waiting for us to lock eyes which I avoided.

Why always me?

neg her in front of the hotties to establish social dominance and alpha status

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I thought you knew alpha negging 101. It only works when you do it to someone who is clearly a HB 8.5+ otherwise the other HB 8+ girls won't even care or notice.

A clearer example would be trying to impress people by having them watch you beat a 10 year old kid at basketball.

 

[freenudemacusers]

this is true. which is why it is important to neg in a casual, off-hand manner, so that such low-hanging negs seem like a natural, easy part of your being. You don't want to look like it's difficult to beat a kid at basketball, after all.

 

[Minus_Me]

I'm sober and have no idea what you people are talking about.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm sober and have no idea what you people are talking about.

are you negging me right now

 

[shadyspace]

I am really good at playful negging

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

this is true. which is why it is important to neg in a casual, off-hand manner, so that such low-hanging negs seem like a natural, easy part of your being. You don't want to look like it's difficult to beat a kid at basketball, after all.

Yeah but it doesn't demonstrate value. Whether you do it casually or in a try hard manner the result is expected so the desired alpha effect is just not gonna happen. It means nothing to these HB 8s, 9s, and 10s.

Now, if you're talking about using this girl as some kind of arbitrary target that could work but has it's own issues. But you can't use her for something like a jealousy plotline.

 

[freenudemacusers]

it may not demonstrate high-level value but it is important in defining your caste by excluding such a beast from your peer group. from here you just start targeting and casual-negging your way up the social ladder.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

But what if I'm trying to play GGG or Good Guy Game.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Groom one or two of the previously negged chaff for social climbing as well, that way you seem friendly and outgoing. Just make sure they remain at least one rung below you in the social dynamic so they cannot potentially sabotage or distract from your gameplan.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I can see you studied under some of the best.

 

[Wool]

I would give anything to have seen R Kelly at Bonnaroo





Maybe the drunk thread theme song?

http://youtu.be/6r1rcxaTLvI

 

[freenudemacusers]

I love ween. my favorite song is probably reggaejunkiejew

 

[Wool]

That's a good one. The Mollusk is probably one of my favorite albums of all time.

 

[Snuggles]

Groom one or two of the previously negged chaff for social climbing as well, that way you seem friendly and outgoing. Just make sure they remain at least one rung below you in the social dynamic so they cannot potentially sabotage or distract from your gameplan.

Plus they can be the bench warmers you call up in dire times.

 

[thefit]

yall missed a good night on tinychat

Http://Nofun.nuts

NSFW

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I appreciate that gif as much as anyone but let's not get threads locked.

 

[freenudemacusers]

lol oh dear

 

[Snuggles]

Don't worry I've already alerted the mods.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

tashbroke is gonna have a field day.

 

[Wool]

thefit has been a member since 2004. He does what he wants.











David Stern rigged the game. I'm upset.

 

[thefit]

thefit has been a member since 2004. He does what he wants.











David Stern rigged the game. I'm upset.

I may have change some of your diapers, don't worry I looked away and did not laugh.

 

[freenudemacusers]

phew glad I clicked

so what is that chick's deal anyway

 

[killertofu]

guys. drunk. and tomorrow i'm flying across the country to get my car and things from my ex girlfriend and drive back to florida

 

[Salsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ

yessss

 

[luckyboyceo]

I appreciate that gif as much as anyone but let's not get threads locked.

Sounds like a raunchy gif. Disappointed I missed it.

 

[EloquentM]

Drinking helps me sleep.