drunk thread again

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I was on the phone to Cosmo. He was returning a pair of pants. He was in the subway but it was taking too long so he decided to run down the tunnel.

Long story short, he tripped and fell into a puddle ruining the very pants he was trying to return.
 
Stuffed crust?

regular I think, dunno wat I ordered, got onions, peeerprpeporin, olives mushroom for sure. too dfrunk for crust selcle tion.

sjopild I hacnd delivery dude coins for tip or just forgert it, already overpaid on pizza, dont wanna waste anotehr 3-5 bucks cuz a dude drove here to deliver it
 
dey used to call me biggs,
cause I had them crazy ups
like a deliquent, jumping over rigs, trying to get rida cop
now i cant even get it up
or even just stand up
now they call me riggs
 
dey used to call me biggs,
cause I had them crazy ups
like a deliquent, jumping over rigs, trying to get rida cop
now i cant even get it up
or even just stand up
now they call me riggs


lol fuckin mute shittin on me, game over.

sell another GAf account bitch!

How many accounts you sell eggman was it 1 or 2?
 
apparently pizza hut online ordering isn't drunk proof, cuz half my pizza is cheese only. woops, I dont mind, I'll eat the toppings half and save the rest for later.

Just be careful if you are drunk ordering online pizza.
 
You supply the plane I'll supply the cartons of eggs.
 
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