As much as I hate flavoured Vodka, 6 bucks for bottle is pretty neat.
Hmm...there's three seasons it seems.
You're in for a threat then.
Your life is always going to be shitty, there is no fixing. Deal with it.
Yeah, it was $10 and Vanilla flavored where I'm at. I almost bought it because maybe it'd be good in a white russian? Ended up getting beer instead.As much as I hate flavoured Vodka, 6 bucks for bottle is pretty neat.
I could get on that.
Got tomorrow off after all for a coworker's birthday party aka drinking at a dive bar at 5pm - ????
Will have one for you tomorrow.sweet. I wish I could drink thru the night but I have to go to work
you ever get too full on beer but are still not drunk enough ?
my stomach gonna burst
I should stick to whisky
you ever get too full on beer but are still not drunk enough ?
my stomach gonna burst
I should stick to whisky
you ever get too full on beer but are still not drunk enough ?
my stomach gonna burst
I should stick to whisky
you ever get too full on beer but are still not drunk enough ?
my stomach gonna burst
I should stick to whisky
Somehow I never get full on beer. It's like an endless pit. Is that bad.
Confession: I don't like when people can hear my go number 2 so I often turn on the faucet in the bathroom when people are near.
Oh it's not insecurity. It's courtesy.They can still hear you blasting ass through the door. The only difference is that they ALSO hear you being insecure about it and judge you accordingly.
whenever my sister comes home from SB the only thing we talk about at the dinner table is shitting and sexing...smh
whenever my sister comes home from SB the only thing we talk about at the dinner table is shitting and sexing...smh
whenever my sister comes home from SB the only thing we talk about at the dinner table is shitting and sexing...smh
How did you break your leg again?
Not IHow did you break your leg again?
20How old's your sister?
Not asking so I can say anything sexual... Just curious
>___> not like she's had any, she just takes after her potty mouth mother.Sexing? Your sister?
Fuck you.Is she bangable?
By sexing his sister while she took a shit on his stomach.How did you break your leg again?
Like, is there any other way?By sexing his sister while she took a shit on his stomach.
So I'm pretty baked and there's these sounds coming from one of the vents on my ceiling. It's really loud and it sounds like someone crawling around in there. Freaking out.
It's an apartment complex and I'm just thinking that maybe one of the creepy janitors is crawling around in the rafters and watching me sleep/make love through the vent.