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[Mindlog]

I don't give a shit about college basketball.
But it's so easy to fake.

 

[Snuggles]

Watching the sun set over lake Michigan with some bud lite and Explosions in the Sky. Damn. Someone hold me.

 

[freenudemacusers]

chivalry is free

we are posting in the midst of a true gentleman here. i tip my fedora to you.

 

[Snuggles]

I try to be a gentleman but those dumb sluts never appreciate it.

 

[Voice of Reason]

I try to be a gentleman but those dumb sluts never appreciate it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

 

[luckyboyceo]

Guys I know nothing about wine but I don't want to show up to this BBQ empty handed. Any suggestions for a pretty versatile type/safe choice of wine I should look for?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I try to be a gentleman but those dumb sluts never appreciate it.

Sounds like nice guy problems.

Guys I know nothing about wine but I don't want to show up to this BBQ empty handed. Any suggestions for a pretty versatile type/safe choice of wine I should look for?

Get a nice shiraz.

 

[Seanspeed]

Guys I know nothing about wine but I don't want to show up to this BBQ empty handed. Any suggestions for a pretty versatile type/safe choice of wine I should look for?

Boxed wine. Red. Not kidding.

@kentpaul - got a microfiber sofa so I had to rinse the piss area with water and then spend like an hour drying it out properly so there was no 'wet stain'. Shit sucked.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Thanks for the tips, guys. I'll look out for those recommendations, otherwise I'll just roll the dice and pick something that sounds fancy.

 

[freenudemacusers]

cisco or night train. you want them girls on blackout mode

 

[EloquentM]

I hate when people (males and female alike) refer to me as "friend". 'Have a happy Easter, friend'. No, we're not friends anymore, cunt/asshole. I've got a fucking name.

Thanks for the tips, guys. I'll look out for those recommendations, otherwise I'll just roll the dice and pick something that sounds fancy.

Just get Stella rosa. Every casual drinker who dislikes wine likes that oversweetened bullshit. I know this sounds elitist but I take my wine seriously.

 

[EloquentM]

Lol, 'happy Easter other human I'm acquainted with'

 

[freenudemacusers]

nice luigi hat, friend

 

[balddemon]

I'm off gaf for a while. it's a negative influence on my life.

later homies. (no I didn't request a ban.)

 

[ZeroRay]

Good luck bald. Adios.

Astros up 7-2, I want off this reality.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Just jerked off thinking about my ex, the same slut that is now fucking my best friend.

What is wrong with me

 

[freenudemacusers]

whoa, if she's porking your bestie that is definitely against the bro code

 

[EloquentM]

Eat a dick mac

Just jerked off thinking about my ex, the same slut that is now fucking my best friend.

What is wrong with me

Yup you're eggman.

 

[freenudemacusers]

friends don't let friends eat friend's dick, friend

 

[EloquentM]

I will destroy you.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Yup you're eggman.

what?

friends don't let friends eat friend's dick, friend

I already told you guys how it happened. I went there to see her, spent about a grand, just so I can find out they're fucking. Disgusting.

 

[EloquentM]

You're like the spiritual successor to a member named eggman who was banned just before you started showing up in this very thread. The posting resemblance is uncanny.

 

[freenudemacusers]

ok but you call this dude your friend tho

 

[EloquentM]

ok but you call this dude your friend tho

It's like you want me to end you

 

[freenudemacusers]

i was talking to eg-voice of reason!


can we still be friends.


ok last one.

promise.

 

[brianjones]

You're like the spiritual successor to a member named eggman who was banned just before you started showing up in this very thread. The posting resemblance is uncanny.

eggman liked breaking bad too

would be pretty weird if thats not eggman

i mean i know a lot of people like that show but he was pretty fervent about iirc

 

[EloquentM]

eggman liked breaking bad too

would be pretty weird if thats not eggman

i mean i know a lot of people like that show but he was pretty fervent about iirc

What made me suspicious was the post about jerking off about an ex. Eggman would admit to that all the time.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i cant tell if people are being serial or not

i mean it was obvious from day one

 

[freenudemacusers]

the great thing about drinking once a month is that one pint of arrogant bastard gets you drizzunk. booyah

 

[Snuggles]

The great thing about drinking all the time is that you're not a little bitch who only drinks once a month.

J/K, please don't cry.

 

[freenudemacusers]

the great thing about being a little bitch is


shit

 

[EloquentM]

Why're you only drinking once a month Mac?

 

[freenudemacusers]

eh I just don't have the energy/time at the moment. also my kid is at a stage now where he picks up on subtle things and I don't want to be that 'drunk dad' you know? plus it's kind of nice to go completely without vices then indulge once in a while. Like, I'm surprisingly drunk off this single bottle. it's weird.

 

[Snuggles]

Washing down a couple sleeping pills with some beer...feels good.

 

[EloquentM]

eh I just don't have the energy/time at the moment. also my kid is at a stage now where he picks up on subtle things and I don't want to be that 'drunk dad' you know? plus it's kind of nice to go completely without vices then indulge once in a while. Like, I'm surprisingly drunk off this single bottle. it's weird.

I've said it before but you're the best ever.

 

[EloquentM]

Washing down a couple sleeping pills with some beer...feels good.

I love you. Don't forget.

 

[Snuggles]

What's there to love.

Mmmm, that feeling of the sleeping pills kicking in just as your buzz escalates from slamming last minute beers. So numb. You could probably do surgery on me right now.

 

[Timedog]

Snuggler Araabmussick or whatever sucks.

 

[SteveWinwood]

i cant tell if people are being serial or not

i mean it was obvious from day one

I figured it out when I started seeing him make a lot of threads.

Also I just friended Bladdemon on steam and then I come here and then bam

 

[arab]

i'm back from vacation and i'm tan as fuck

 

[EloquentM]

i'm back from vacation and i'm tan as fuck

You're Arab. You're already tan

 

[Timedog]

I can't believe that I'm officially the smartest person on GAF now.

 

[Kentpaul]

Snuggler's life sparling out of control in this very thread

 

[Voice of Reason]

Snuggler's life sparling out of control in this very thread

it's sad

 

[arab]

i think i'm about to change my avatar.


will i still be cool gaf?

 

[freenudemacusers]

it's gonna be hard to top all the great avatars in this thread

 

[Snuggles]

i think i'm about to change my avatar.


will i still be cool gaf?

There's nowhere left to go but up.

 

[EloquentM]

Ice Ice baby

 

[Voice of Reason]

 

[EloquentM]

Sometimes I shamelessly post my Facebook statuses in this thread.