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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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brianjones
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im not sayin fuck it it just never clicked for me in the same way
I have the first 4 volumes of futurama on DVD but I don't think I've made it past the 2nd
I have the first 4 volumes of futurama on DVD but I don't think I've made it past the 2nd
brianjones
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ill give it another try soon I'm on season 9 of Simpsons which is when I reboot
Bam Bam Baklava
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1aHYOyRphE
I've slept like 10 hours in the last 5 days. Is it possible to be alive right now?
I've slept like 10 hours in the last 5 days. Is it possible to be alive right now?
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
3 beers in. More to come. Some pills I found in my drawer. Live music. Floating right now.
Voice of Reason
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What seasons are Golden Age Simpsons
freenudemacusers
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finish boishock infinite while drunk
This guy has a plan. A righteous plan.
Voice of Reason
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What's your ratemyprofessor rating?
obin_gam
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Infinitly higher than what it would have been if my students actually knew of that site (⌐■_■
No worries though! I plan to fix this by going out tonight and doing all this tomorrow while hungover.
Voice of Reason
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Don't play Tomb Raider, as it's a waste of your time. Play Rising or Bioshock. Preferably Bioshock.
so I was texting eggman, and he made sure to mention that life without gaf sucks. haha.
anyways I had a great dream last night. a couple friends and I went to the senior graduation at our college, and on the way back we got separated. whatever. so I took a wrong turn and had to beat the shit out of a 6'5" 250lb man beast. his gf was very happy, as he was an abusive bf. she had a great ass and was 5'10". yes please.
as we walked up to the next obstacle, I smacked her ass and she let out a squeal of sexuality. I told her "there's more where that came from, baby", with a suggestive grin on my face. anyways the next bf was beating up his gf so I slit his throat from behind like an assassin. I asked the girls if they wanted to have a threesome and they agreed. so we set out to find a spot to have sex. we decided to just go back to the hotel.
along the way, we found a few more couples, and we invited them along to the orgy we were now hosting. we made it back to the hotel, and you could almost taste the sexuality on the air. everyone was rarin and ready to go. get into the hotel, we can't hold it back any longer. we started banging in the lobby and anyone in the lobby at the time joined in. it was fantastic. and then I woke up.
anyways I had a great dream last night. a couple friends and I went to the senior graduation at our college, and on the way back we got separated. whatever. so I took a wrong turn and had to beat the shit out of a 6'5" 250lb man beast. his gf was very happy, as he was an abusive bf. she had a great ass and was 5'10". yes please.
as we walked up to the next obstacle, I smacked her ass and she let out a squeal of sexuality. I told her "there's more where that came from, baby", with a suggestive grin on my face. anyways the next bf was beating up his gf so I slit his throat from behind like an assassin. I asked the girls if they wanted to have a threesome and they agreed. so we set out to find a spot to have sex. we decided to just go back to the hotel.
along the way, we found a few more couples, and we invited them along to the orgy we were now hosting. we made it back to the hotel, and you could almost taste the sexuality on the air. everyone was rarin and ready to go. get into the hotel, we can't hold it back any longer. we started banging in the lobby and anyone in the lobby at the time joined in. it was fantastic. and then I woke up.
How would he know?
It's a well made game vein, but it's going to be one of those overrated for what it is type games for me.
luckyboyceo
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I somehow crossed the 3 digit threshold on my bar tab last night. Looks like I'm staying in and eating ramen the rest of the week.
i'm going to brunch tomorrow with a high maintenance girl tomorrow. i'll be joining you soon enough in ramen heaven
Richie rich =P
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Meeting up with a couple Gaffers on tuesday, it's going to be fucking lovely.
How you guys doing, havent posted in here for a while
How you guys doing, havent posted in here for a while
Bam Bam Baklava
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That mac n cheese looks like vomit n cheese.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Don't you guys have kebabs?
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
My buds are busy and I have the night free; I'm gonna go get some food and beer. I'm gonna get drunk. Should I
- Watch Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness
- Play System Shock 2 with the lights off and headphones on
- Play Bioshock Infinite because its easier than SS2 and I might ruin my SS2 game with poor alcoholic induced inventory management/choosing leveling up path
- Be adventurous and watch a movie I haven't seen before (due to alcohol, would prefer action, sci fi, or comedy, but will watch anything including a Lifetime show if it's good)
- Other (specify)
And wow at that mac and cheese shit.
- Watch Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness
- Play System Shock 2 with the lights off and headphones on
- Play Bioshock Infinite because its easier than SS2 and I might ruin my SS2 game with poor alcoholic induced inventory management/choosing leveling up path
- Be adventurous and watch a movie I haven't seen before (due to alcohol, would prefer action, sci fi, or comedy, but will watch anything including a Lifetime show if it's good)
- Other (specify)
And wow at that mac and cheese shit.
brokenbeans
Banned
Liverpool is mad night out! Just came back from the docks, back to hotel now.
If you think that looked bad imagine how I looked, being drunk enough to actually eat it.
I vote System Shock 2. I would say Infinite but there aren't manual saves. Your sloppy drunk gaming will be saved forever.
freenudemacusers
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let's hurry up and get to the next page so I don't have to keep scrolling past the dog vomit being smuggled in tin foil.
brokenbeans
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As soon as we get on to the next page you know what is gonna happen right?
freenudemacusers
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nobody here would be so cruel.
luckyboyceo
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Lame, I was looking forward to hanging out with you in ramen heaven these next few weeks.
Holy shit that is gnarly. Were the onion rings and chicken on the burger as well? Or on the side?
Bam Bam Baklava
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Why don't you eat protein bars. About the same price and much more nutritious.
Aren't you subscribed to the thread? Just click the orange thing and it takes you to the first post you haven't looked at. This is GAF 101, c'mon now.
Also, you being in MT, happy 406 day. I went to this place called the "406 Brewery" and they had free beers. woo woo
freenudemacusers
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DONT YOU TELL ME HOW TO BROWSE
On the burger, hidden somewhere deep deep below the mac n vomit.
luckyboyceo
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How so? Was your ex Ethiopian or just needy?
Voice of Reason
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we in dis son
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