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[Wool]

You guys ever feel like Jtwo considers his time more valuable than yours?

 

[Snuggles]

You guys ever feel like Jtwo considers his time more valuable than yours?

His time IS more valuable than ours.

 

[Wool]

I want to eat this fish like Gollum

 

[EloquentM]

So I may be moving to Vegas and I hate myself for that.

 

[freenudemacusers]

So I may be moving to Vegas and I hate myself for that.

Shit drunk gaf meet in Vegas needs to happen now

 

[CommonSense]

You'd bang a 4/10?

Gotta divide by your looks. So if she's a 4/10 and since you are a 3/10 she is actually a 13.3/10.

You should move in and try to hit that to increase your rep.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm chewing on a kidney bean.

 

[brianjones]

if shes a 2 at 10 shell be a 10 by 2

 

[Snuggles]

Gotta divide by your looks. So if she's a 4/10 and since you are a 3/10 she is actually a 13.3/10.

You should move in and try to hit that to increase your rep.

By that logic your mom is halfway to fuckable. Nice.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Gotta divide by your looks. So if she's a 4/10 and since you are a 3/10 she is actually a 13.3/10.

You should move in and try to hit that to increase your rep.

Is there some kind of official ranking institute I could go to get myself rated?

 

[CommonSense]

By that logic your mom is halfway to fuckable. Nice.

Sweet I'll tell her to break out the good paper plates.

 

[CommonSense]

Is there some kind of official ranking institute I could go to get myself rated?

Is hot or not still available?

 

[brianjones]

i love the feeling of drinking on an empty stomach and you just feel it coating and numbing your stomach

like those peptol bismol commercials

I guess it's my stomach lining burning to cinders

 

[Deleted member 22576]

MIMOSAS AND DARK SOULS TONIGHT

 

[balddemon]

omg, the ending to the first episode of game of thrones is just.......wtf.

I wish I had some alcoholic beverages.

 

[AcridMeat]

I want to eat this fish like Gollum

I want to do other things to it.

Eloquent why and when?

coldvein remember that roadtrip you were desiring? Pick me up in the bay and let's road trip to Eloquent's pad.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I gotta get some modafinil.

 

[Minus_Me]

I rather do speed.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I rather do speed.

Speed is for white trash.

 

[Minus_Me]

I'm not white trash

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Anybody around? Drinking a red stripe, can't wait for the weekend. My goodness. I was dealing with some banking at th ATM afterwork and this security SUV was flashing their lights at me.

 

[brianjones]

I hate gyms but I wouldn't mind adding some muscle so I could drink without consequences

how do you go to the gym and lift weights around buff dudes

I judge everyone I see are all people like that

 

[Deleted member 22576]

The key is to be so busy judging everyone else that you never pause to think about how they're judging you.

 

[brianjones]

in well aware of being judged its why I avoid leaving my house whenever possible

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I hate gyms but I wouldn't mind adding some muscle so I could drink without consequences

how do you go to the gym and lift weights around buff dudes

I judge everyone I see are all people like that

I complained about the same thing yesterday. It's an awful place to be, everyone in there is there for some form of vanity.

 

[ZeroRay]

I hate gyms but I wouldn't mind adding some muscle so I could drink without consequences

how do you go to the gym and lift weights around buff dudes

I judge everyone I see are all people like that

They won't say anything, but they're also secretly judging you. Not for reasons you think though.

 

[Rubbish King]

Fuck gyms, all you need is a path for jogging and some heavy objects

Also it's fish and chip day and ive got a pint of ale and a pint of cider

yay

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I wanna do the Rocky IV workout.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-8hOKNbtxg

But they were juicing the hell out of Drago so I'm torn.

 

[Snuggles]

Imagine the Rocky IV work out plus some fuckin' roids at the same time. I'm gonna get on that shit.

 

[Rubbish King]

Fellow Americans

I like your show Parks and Recreation It's reli gd thanksyou for it

Imagine the Rocky IV work out plus some fuckin' roids at the same time. I'm gonna get on that shit.

post pics

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'd do roids in a heartbeat if it wasn't for side effects. I don't wanna have big muscles but become a pizza face goon. You're just trading something for another at that point.

 

[coldvein]

cant you get testosterone injected into your dick or something?

 

[Minus_Me]

I pay a guy to go to the gym for me.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I pay a guy to go to the gym for me.

I pay a guy to bang my wife.

 

[Minus_Me]

I've let my close friend screw my gf.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I've let my close friend screw my gf.

whoa

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Anyone remember that guy on GAF who made a sex tape with a friend of his banging one of their GF's. I remember watching that video, that girl was a freak.

Why did I ever delete it.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Anyone remember that guy on GAF who made a sex tape with a friend of his banging one of their GF's. I remember watching that video, that girl was a freak.

Why did I ever delete it.

haha WHAT

no I do not remember this. someone find this thread asap.

oh wait, you mean that hannah chick or whatever? pretty sure they are all over the internet lol.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

It's pretty blurry but it was like a guy posting his story and he was like no I won't link the video but people found it anyways. It was kind of a bummer story in the end from what I remember. Like it wasn't all fun and games.

That's probably it yeah.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=302108

Looks like coldvein posted in there.

 

[Rubbish King]

Snuggler,

It has come to my attention that you have to brush a cat.
May you explain why this is done and is it fun because I have always had cats untill recently and they were always stubborn cunts and that would be the least fun experience ever

Luv from Tahsbrook

It's pretty blurry but it was like a guy posting his story and he was like no I won't link the video but people found it anyways. It was kind of a bummer story in the end from what I remember. Like it wasn't all fun and games.

That's probably it yeah.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=302108

Looks like coldvein posted in there.

Aww shiii

Epic tale

 

[freenudemacusers]

cats are pretty easy to brush, usually. just get a pet brush and feed it fancy treats while you brush it. that way you get fancy treats associated with your tool-assisted molestation.

 

[Minus_Me]

I never got the making a sex tape thing.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Should I take an 8am summer class or a very late night class?

 

[Rubbish King]

cats are pretty easy to brush, usually. just get a pet brush and feed it fancy treats while you brush it. that way you get fancy treats associated with your tool-assisted molestation.

My friend once got his cat to lick his penor, I don't talk to him anymore

Should I take an 8am summer class or a very late night class?

8am, you'll be better off having a real routine, you'll make more of your day. Trust me bro

 

[coldvein]

that hannah hotel thread was one of the most incredible shitz ever on gaf.

8 AM class sucks .. it really sucks. but late night class would suck too. how late?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Should I take an 8am summer class or a very late night class?

late night - hit on the lovely ladies and arrange drinking events directly after class

early morning - hate yourself every day for getting up at 8am, go back to bed afterwards. talk to no one.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

7pm to 10pm

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

late night - hit on the lovely ladies and arrange drinking events directly after class

To say this is wishful thinking would be an understatement.

 

[Minus_Me]

take the evening class, perfect end time to go drink.

 

[freenudemacusers]

To say this is wishful thinking would be an understatement.

time to make your dreams a reality