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I'm gonna hang a weight from my dick every morning until that shit's stretched out to like a foot long. It'll look like a slim jim.
 
It took me awhile but I finally grew some decent facial hair recently. It's my first attempt at it, but I cultivated it well. But last night I was trimmin' and accidentally fucked up a huge patch of the middle so I'm probably gonna shave it all off tonight. ;_;
 
It took me awhile but I finally grew some decent facial hair recently. It's my first attempt at it, but I cultivated it well. But last night I was trimmin' and accidentally fucked up a huge patch of the middle so I'm probably gonna shave it all off tonight. ;_;

it probably looks magical. I'm obsessed with facial hair so much that I almost bought a bottle of rogaine to throw on my face lmao.
 
It took me awhile but I finally grew some decent facial hair recently. It's my first attempt at it, but I cultivated it well. But last night I was trimmin' and accidentally fucked up a huge patch of the middle so I'm probably gonna shave it all off tonight. ;_;

lololol you can't grow a beard admit it
 
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Yessss she's back!
 
You guys really ratted eggman out? You guys are a bunch of bitches, those that did it I mean. Lame shit.
lol yes, we ratted out the completely new guy to neogaf who sported a walter white avatar and posted about jacking off, telling snuggler to suck his dick, and his love of big tits all within the first 20 some posts in this thread. Yeah.
 
lol yes, we ratted out the completely new guy to neogaf who sported a walter white avatar and posted about jacking off, telling snuggler to suck his dick, and his love of big tits all within the first 20 some posts in this thread. Yeah.

lol, he's a cool guy just sticking up for him. Don't be a dick you silly fuck.
 
I'm too old for this shit Riggs.

Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!

Love you guys
 
Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!

Love you guys

Tldr
 
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