Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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youngwerther
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I wonder how EloquentM is doing at this very moment.
I wonder if his desk was cold when he arrived.
I wonder if the smell of chalk permeates the nervous air.
I wonder if the cute girl in the front row will make an A.
I wonder if he is desperately holding in a fart while he bubbles in letter "B" on his scantron.
I wonder if his desk was cold when he arrived.
I wonder if the smell of chalk permeates the nervous air.
I wonder if the cute girl in the front row will make an A.
I wonder if he is desperately holding in a fart while he bubbles in letter "B" on his scantron.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
does anybody else find it hard to pee after having a sherman when drunk or am i already dead?
Only one of those is true.
Another truth is that I probably failed. Oh well he deletes the worst out of the three tests so I'll just actually study for once and ace the last test. Acing finals is* my forte.
freenudemacusers
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Those cold, clammy wank sweats are the worst, who wants that in their socks.
can you read? that was my freshman gpa. it's up to 1.90 now. 2.73 at my current school and .35 (just checked
) from byu-hawaii. at least my skipping class now involves me going to classes twice a week minimum to get/turn in assignments. i'm not a complete failure.youngwerther
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can you read? that was my freshman gpa. it's up to 1.90 now. 2.73 at my current school and .35 (just checked
I clearly cannot read at all. Literally.
Also, you should consider regularly attending class.
Atramental
Banned
I think I'm gonna lose my 4.0 GPA streak this semester. Haha...
One of my design profs told us that the lowest A we could get in her class was a 95...
And it's not even one of my advanced classes. It's just some regular 3D sculpture class that freshman and sophomores usually take.
One of my design profs told us that the lowest A we could get in her class was a 95...
And it's not even one of my advanced classes. It's just some regular 3D sculpture class that freshman and sophomores usually take.
youngwerther
Banned
Everything will be ok EloquentM.
That's the only thing I was pointing out, that I said my GPA was 1.7. Anyways, besides the point, today was an out of the ordinary thing. I go to class regularly enough to get Bs/Cs. Probably just end up with a Computer Science degree or some shit, Pharmacy has too much science, and I'm discovering how much I hate science.
youngwerther
Banned
You are a religious nut.
lool didn't mean like that. Although I did grow up religious. I just don't like the science classes that don't have math in them (Bio, Ochem, Anatomy). Love math though, probably my favorite subject.
Anyways, thank the Lord for wingmen. I feel kind of like a pussy, but I got a date set for Friday to go watch the KU game. She doesn't believe it's gonna happen, but by all that is Holy, I AM gonna get her at least a little bit tipsy. It's possibly the start of a long and fruitful relationship.
Anyways, thank the Lord for wingmen. I feel kind of like a pussy, but I got a date set for Friday to go watch the KU game. She doesn't believe it's gonna happen, but by all that is Holy, I AM gonna get her at least a little bit tipsy. It's possibly the start of a long and fruitful relationship.
can you read? that was my freshman gpa. it's up to 1.90 now. 2.73 at my current school and .35 (just checked
Brigham Young Hawaii? I had no idea something like that existed. Do those mormons know how to party or what?
Was just posting that for dramatic effect. I love myself too much to just be over with life. BOOYA!
yeah we had some pretty fun times. Didn't even need alcohol haha.
What are Mormon girls like bald?
you get the right ones, they can be pretty crazy. like, in a bad way. they're also freaks, in a good way, so you learn to put up with it, or they move on to the next guy. also, only one mormon girl i ever been with has been completely shaved, most of the rest had some stubble, and a couple had full on bush. only the bushes bothered me.
so basically, like any other girl, they just seem to be way more into w/e it is you're doing with them because it's "forbidden"
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
This may as well be a Different language to me, what does this mean, is 4 good?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
What's up manny?
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Balddemon going for them baldies.
DangerStepp
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How else are you supposed to make a big, stiff cast?
Gatorade and sleep.
But I usually just start drinking again.
Bush is the best.
Give it to me like God made 'em!
I can deal with hair
yo, just waking up.
Rest
Lots of Water
Food
I don't have any, sadly. And don't feel like going out to buy some.
I'm resting, yeah. You say water and food help? I'm not hungry at all, and wouldn't like to end up throwing up whatever I ate.
freenudemacusers
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Dude, eggs Benedict is a fucking miracle cure. At least for me.
So true ma.
Few cocodamol pills with some water could numb the hangover a little if you don't puke the water back up that is.
Orange juice is pain in the ass to puke back up if he pukes later on yo!
A good hangover gives us all the kick in the ass wee need now and then.
co codamol, 2 pringles and a shot of water is the cure yo
freenudemacusers
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Man if I feel even a little queasy orange juice kills me.
Best thing is to try and drink a little work and fall back asleep till the worse is over. That cannot happen if the dude has work.
He's fucked.
A miserable depressing 4,5 hours ahead.
Been trying to buy some VALIUM to have on hold for hangovers, but i can't find anyone JUNKIE enough who sells the shit
He's fucked.
A miserable depressing 4,5 hours ahead.
Been trying to buy some VALIUM to have on hold for hangovers, but i can't find anyone JUNKIE enough who sells the shit
if there's any true cure, kentpaul is closest to it. you need some pills. i used to treat hangovers with benzodiazepines, it wasn't a sure fire cure but they definitely helped a LOT. like 1000x more than orange juice or pancakes and eggs or whatever weak shit is normally suggested
shadyspace
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Finally man-ed up, just asked out purple hair. Can't believe it took me this long, usually I just do it without even thinking. She might be gf material, probably why I'm nervous. Fuck man.
Your tongue will be tickling her bean in no time cowbow.
Exploring a new pussy is something i will never experience. Been with my girl now for 4 years or so.
nice. there's a girl with blue hair i've been considering asking out even tho i'm in a relationship. ha ha. wahhh.. good luck man.
when is the wedding and will drunk-gaf be invited
freenudemacusers
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Eggs and sauce and ham AND an English muffin yo
if it works for you, that's cool, and is probably safer than using habit forming prescription drugs. i'm just speaking of my own experience here
Hangovers come in all shapes and sizes, Mild hangovers give me fucking mild depression the next day, Hefty hangovers make me feel like shit but my state of mind ain't to bad (My brain is still drunk perhaps ? drunk without the fun harrrrrrrr, har but true)
Got this weak shit to drink with a meal, Il drink it before the meal for the slight buzz cause its weak as shit stuff. It tastes fucking awesome though.
I don't believe in that shit man, People who get married ain't happy.
Got this weak shit to drink with a meal, Il drink it before the meal for the slight buzz cause its weak as shit stuff. It tastes fucking awesome though.
I don't believe in that shit man, People who get married ain't happy.
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Kentpaul what was your longest orgasm?
shadyspace
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I need to get drunk. Why do I still have another class today. Oh man. Fuck.
Exactly. If it's just general grogginess a stiff caffeinated drink and a greasy meal can do away with it, but a hangover hangover ain't going away no matter what. Sometimes it doesn't matter what you eat or drink because that shits coming back out almost instantly.
4 seconds or so fapping, Had a good few after that sex that made me so happy i laughed.
Yes guys i laughed right after blowing my troopers into battle
You EGGMAN
Sure is yo, Sometimes you can get a cheeky meal away early in the morning thinking you kicked the hangovers ass, 20 minutes later you have to pause your planet earth documentary for a inconvenient walk of death to the bathroom.
Going down on your two knees, lifting the toilet seat knowing all hell is about to break loose.. that's if you havnt already puked on your way to the fucking bathroom
shadyspace
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I JUST REALIZED THE GIRL IN MY AVATAR HAS PURPLE HAIR I'M SCREWED
freenudemacusers
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hah, well I've never had a really bad hangover (next day puke etc). I tend to barf it all up the night it happens, which has only been a few times.
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2 seconds, but it was a lot of cum.
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