No, not a rimjob. I'm gonna sperm in somebody's milkshake. Get it all nice and spermy, then dip a q-tip in it, and playfully wipe around but not on their butthole, re-dipping the q-tip over and over, until their whispy butthairs are saturated in spermy chocolate, and the meltings begin to pool up in the little pink indentations that denote the chocolate starfish. Then I'm going to dip the q-tip again, and pull the testicles back, my mouth erupting with glee, and use the chocolately sperm to write the letter 'z' on the place where the nuts meet the shaft. I'll watch as the letter is obfuscated by gravity and the curvature of the body, until it's drips away into illegibility. The perfect letter to mark the perfect body. The brown mixed with the white. History's most perfect moment pulled off with unmatched precision. The bliss of the combination of fluids. I need this. But the body must be exceptional.
