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[Deleted member 81567]

i wanan marry jennifer lawrence
plz allowm e this golden opportunipppirunity

dennis that's preposterous se's a celebrity, you're a pure mortale

silence! u can ave herdennis, only wit one condition. u reveal ur secret

TO BE CONTINUED

 

[Hawkian]

I guess the pron thread reached threshold. haha.

it's just... gone

 

[balddemon]

ROCK hCSLak JAYHAWK!!!!

I'm GONEEEEEE

 

[Fivefold]

Liquor bro. Still has carbs but better bang for your buck!

vodka better bang for hte buck in all aspects

 

[mattiewheels]

Is Jennifer Lawrence attempting to take the Scarlett Johannson throne of cutest babe alive? She's doing okay so far.

 

[Ultima_5]

vodka better bang for hte buck in all aspects

Gin. Probably higher proof. Taste better thank vodka too. Make gin and seltzer with a twist. Barely any calories. = win

 

[Dr Prob]

Feeling like I'd enjoy eating pussy in a meadow or some kind of field.

 

[balddemon]

Mass street is nutso wooooOooo

Hey eggman your posts are really gettuong better

 

[Timedog]

Clarify, traveler!

 

[MThanded]

My friend bought me a bunch of drinks....... Bad ideas..... I'm messed up. What's going on

Godsxdddfb. This is a mess. I nope mycar doesn't get towed. Nutso

Helllllo I want to talk to someone

 

[TheSchwab_7]

bud lightt platinum. yum

 

[MThanded]

Vodka

 

[Puddles]

Feeling like I'd enjoy eating pussy in a meadow or some kind of field.

Who wouldn't?

 

[Fivefold]

Vodka

bloody maries can get u so wasted, jesus

its spicy and salty like a good meal, but it gets yo so highhhhh

 

[Puddles]

I wish I had some xanax or valium. Best thing about traveling in SE Asia is you can just buy that stuff in any pharmacy and get a nice buzz in the evenings without needing to drink.

 

[Vaco6121]

I'm loving tonight, drunk thread, drunk on UV blue, Toonami is/was on, everyone seems to have move on from Corey's suicide, and everythinbg seems right in the world for a change.

 

[balddemon]

Who is corey
I ish I odouls sleeo

 

[Vaco6121]

Who is corey
I ish I odouls sleeo

Just someone who hung himself last Friday over getting in a fight with girlfriend.

 

[Kentpaul]

I wish I had some xanax or valium. Best thing about traveling in SE Asia is you can just buy that stuff in any pharmacy and get a nice buzz in the evenings without needing to drink.

all the junkies take that shit in the UK. Just as addictive as crack/herion watch your self on that shit mate.

drinking guinness with my breakfast. I'm on it till i vomit

edit

few beers down and i'm starting to feel the feeling i used to love! (still love it)

 

[Deleted member 81567]

My head hurts.

 

[Kentpaul]

i'm nearly drunk (feeling great)

new avatar dr eggman!

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Yeah, I like jerking off to Mass Effect characters, so I thought why not?

 

[Kentpaul]

Yeah, I like jerking off to Mass Effect characters, so I thought why not?

the chick on alien sex scene ? I'm sure i jerked off to that to years back.

get drunk this thread is so fail when i decide to get drunk (time zones ect)

 

[Deleted member 81567]

the chick on alien sex scene ? I'm sure i jerked off to that to years back.

get drunk this thread is so fail when i decide to get drunk (time zones ect)

Get drunk during a hangover?

 

[Kentpaul]

Get drunk during a hangover?

harsh bro but i understand. I Have been sober for the last 8 days so its all good for me lol

 

[Deleted member 81567]

harsh bro but i understand. I Have been sober for the last 8 days so its all good for me lol

Go have sex.

 

[balddemon]

I feel pretty goddamn amazing

 

[Mully]

Got kicked out of Barcade last night for stumbling.

 

[Kentpaul]

Go have sex.

girlfriend of 3 years bro.. its all covered.

im drunk guys. I FEEL FUCKING GOOD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcrfvP11Hbo&feature=autoplay&list=FLpZ6zSJJ5oImW3lKfKrjSr

so good il rewatch the sopranos over the week

edit

very drunk now i feel UNSTOPPABLE

MUSIC FTW

 

[Atramental]

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bumped to next page.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

 

[Atramental]

bumped to new page:

That tarot card thread reminded that hipsters love that kind of shit.

I remember someone saying that they went to Williamsburg, Brooklyn and ended up coming back with $650 for a days worth of tarot card readings.

If I end up in Portland I'll know how to feed myself. Haha.

I'll just con hipsters.

edit:

And my reading about my love life is:

The King of Wands(Inverted).

Someone has a strict code that they adhere to, and they impose it on everyone, whether it's best for others or not.

If you do, it's going to be someone very demanding, and not willing to make compromises on anything.

If I get into relationship with a girl that is that demanding I'll fucking bail out by day 1.

My whole entire life I've been bossed and bullied around. So fuck that shit.

 

[freenudemacusers]

What is this Portland shit. Come to Seattle so I can make good on my ... promise

 

[brianjones]

ive been drinking and posting a lot today

sorry guys

 

[Kentpaul]

i got shitfaced on guinness last night. You guys don't want to smell my farts or look at my shit today.

That's for sure.

 

[strafer]

holy shit..

I love whiskey, i m drank as uck raight nawi.

A lot of myt fruends doesnt like whiskey but I do.

Its a mans drink.

 

[FortunateSon]

Guys, quick questions for all you drunks.

There's this shot called "pornstar" and I've had it multiple times because it's just so damn good but I'm going on a trip with a few of my friends and whatnot, and I was wondering can I buy a bottle of this shot? Or is it a mixer; where I have to buy 2 separate drinks and mix it to get the "pornstar" shot?

 

[Atramental]

What is this Portland shit. Come to Seattle so I can make good on my ... promise

 

[Timedog]

Yeah, you probably shouldn't come to Portland if you're going to go around calling everyone hipsters.

Unless you're also a hipster. Hipsters calling hipsters hipsters is actually acceptable.

 

[Atramental]

Yeah, you probably shouldn't come to Portland if you're going to go around calling everyone hipsters.

Unless you're also a hipster. Hipsters calling hipsters hipsters is actually acceptable.

I can put on some hipster camouflage and act pretentious.

They'll never no the difference.

 

[freenudemacusers]

To blend in you just need an REI jacket, brown cords or columbia pants, and some hiking boots.

 

[balddemon]

i got shitfaced on guinness last night. You guys don't want to smell my farts or look at my shit today.

That's for sure.

last time i got shitfaced on beer (bud platinum, michelob ultra, and budlight), i shit all over my friends tub. and the shower curtain. and the toilet. none got on the floor though, for which i was thankful.

 

[Snuggles]

oh shit we got moved to community

 

[Atramental]

oh shit we got moved to community

Well that's good. (for me at least)

Now I won't have to search through all of my subscriptions to find this thread.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Now y'all are legitimate. All downhill from here.

 

[Snuggles]

RIP drunk thread. I'll see you all in hell.

 

[Atramental]

Now y'all are legitimate. All downhill from here.

RIP drunk thread. I'll see you all in hell.

Don't lose hope, guys.

It'll be like old times once blame and coldvein are back.

 

[jaxword]

I get wasted on one shot of raspberry schnapps.

 

[Hawkian]

I get wasted on one shot of raspberry schnapps.

useful

 

[H.Protagonist]

Boddingtons... the answer to all our prayers. The cans are really easy to balance too. Bonus.