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i wanan marry jennifer lawrence
plz allowm e this golden opportunipppirunity

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dennis that's preposterous se's a celebrity, you're a pure mortale


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silence! u can ave herdennis, only wit one condition. u reveal ur secret

TO BE CONTINUED
 
Is Jennifer Lawrence attempting to take the Scarlett Johannson throne of cutest babe alive? She's doing okay so far.
 
My friend bought me a bunch of drinks....... Bad ideas..... I'm messed up. What's going on

Godsxdddfb. This is a mess. I nope mycar doesn't get towed. Nutso

Helllllo I want to talk to someone
 
I wish I had some xanax or valium. Best thing about traveling in SE Asia is you can just buy that stuff in any pharmacy and get a nice buzz in the evenings without needing to drink.
 
I'm loving tonight, drunk thread, drunk on UV blue, Toonami is/was on, everyone seems to have move on from Corey's suicide, and everythinbg seems right in the world for a change.
 
I wish I had some xanax or valium. Best thing about traveling in SE Asia is you can just buy that stuff in any pharmacy and get a nice buzz in the evenings without needing to drink.

all the junkies take that shit in the UK. Just as addictive as crack/herion watch your self on that shit mate.

drinking guinness with my breakfast. I'm on it till i vomit

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few beers down and i'm starting to feel the feeling i used to love! (still love it)
 
Yeah, I like jerking off to Mass Effect characters, so I thought why not?
 
Yeah, I like jerking off to Mass Effect characters, so I thought why not?

the chick on alien sex scene ? I'm sure i jerked off to that to years back.

get drunk this thread is so fail when i decide to get drunk (time zones ect)
 
the chick on alien sex scene ? I'm sure i jerked off to that to years back.

get drunk this thread is so fail when i decide to get drunk (time zones ect)

Get drunk during a hangover?
 
bumped to new page:

That tarot card thread reminded that hipsters love that kind of shit.

I remember someone saying that they went to Williamsburg, Brooklyn and ended up coming back with $650 for a days worth of tarot card readings.

If I end up in Portland I'll know how to feed myself. Haha.

I'll just con hipsters.

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And my reading about my love life is:
The King of Wands(Inverted).

Someone has a strict code that they adhere to, and they impose it on everyone, whether it's best for others or not.

If you do, it's going to be someone very demanding, and not willing to make compromises on anything.
If I get into relationship with a girl that is that demanding I'll fucking bail out by day 1.

My whole entire life I've been bossed and bullied around. So fuck that shit.
 
i got shitfaced on guinness last night. You guys don't want to smell my farts or look at my shit today.

That's for sure.
 
Guys, quick questions for all you drunks.

There's this shot called "pornstar" and I've had it multiple times because it's just so damn good but I'm going on a trip with a few of my friends and whatnot, and I was wondering can I buy a bottle of this shot? Or is it a mixer; where I have to buy 2 separate drinks and mix it to get the "pornstar" shot?
 
Yeah, you probably shouldn't come to Portland if you're going to go around calling everyone hipsters.

Unless you're also a hipster. Hipsters calling hipsters hipsters is actually acceptable.
 
Yeah, you probably shouldn't come to Portland if you're going to go around calling everyone hipsters.

Unless you're also a hipster. Hipsters calling hipsters hipsters is actually acceptable.
I can put on some hipster camouflage and act pretentious.

They'll never no the difference.
 
i got shitfaced on guinness last night. You guys don't want to smell my farts or look at my shit today.

That's for sure.

last time i got shitfaced on beer (bud platinum, michelob ultra, and budlight), i shit all over my friends tub. and the shower curtain. and the toilet. none got on the floor though, for which i was thankful.
 
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