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Atramental

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Haha... just had an idea which is a challenge for myself.

If I don't get laid before the end of this year (2012) I'll mail $15 to the top ten posters of this thread who are:

-not me. lol
-& are not perma-banned. So that means blame space and coldvein are included because they have temporary bans.

Here's the people in the lead so far:
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If you live outside of the US I'll handle the shipping costs ...or maybe I should just get myself a paypal account. ...which I'm totally ignorant about.

But I've got a whole entire year to figure this out. So this is just the basics so far.
 
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Atramental

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Thanks.

I feel like this challenge will be good motivator for me because I don't want to lose $150 of my own money. Haha.

I need every dollar I can get so that I have enough to move out of South Carolina. :p
 
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balddemon

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yeah i was kidding
you could get one for 20

but seriously, good luck. make sure you wear a condom the first time, cuz the first nut is outta control. like for realz
 
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AcridMeat

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You could just put that money towards a prostitute. Then it'd be going against what you want, plus being out $150 bucks.

Even more motivation.
 
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Gotta step my game up, want those 15 bucks to buy bud.
 
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Atramental

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Dr Eggman said:
Gotta step my game up, want those 15 bucks to buy bud.
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If you go into the top ten what's to say that you're going to get those 15 bucks? ;)

I think the only true obstacle I might run into while on my journey to get fucked is that I can't bring back any girls to my place. :p

...unless of course my parents are out of town for a week.
 
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AcridMeat

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Atramental said:
If you go into the top ten what's to say that you're going to get those 15 bucks? ;)

I think the only true obstacle I might run into while on my journey to get fucked is that I can't bring back any girls to my place. :p

...unless of course my parents are out of town for a week.
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I think you may have your expectations too high.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Going down to Blackpool tomorrow to get fucking wasted/bars/themeparks/clubs. Shits in a place called England (shitty little country below scotland)

Also a friends bringing some kush and goddamn its so shiny with TCH it could burn your eyes looking at it :D

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Heres a pic of the shit (white widow or something)
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Atramental said:
Goodness, it looks like a Frosted Flakes version of pot.
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Its that shiny shit were the magic happens. Il be smoking that while sitting in a car for 300 fucking miles holy shit my mind is going to be like the godfather dude at the end of apocalypse now lmfao

good lord i don't even
 
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I'm in my university's bathroom waiting for my girlfriend to get on Skype so we can cybersex.
 
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Kentpaul

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Dr Eggman said:
I'm in my university's bathroom waiting for my girlfriend to get on Skype so we can cybersex.
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I'm in a bathroom in scotland taking a mediocre shit! One of they shits just have little droplets here and there :(

Add kentpaul12 on Skype guys I would like to drunk chat one time for the epics,
 
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Atramental

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I might double the amount if I go throughout this whole entire summer without getting laid.

And I DO NOT want to lose $300.

Hopefully it doesn't come to that.
 
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Mully

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Atramental said:
I might double the amount if I go throughout this whole entire summer without getting laid.

And I DO NOT want to lose $300.

Hopefully it doesn't come to that.
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I know this is a fun thread, but on a serious note: lighten up.

The more you stress out about getting laid, the more likely it won't happen or it will be a terrible situation. Focus on yourself right now. Girls latch on to confidence and the first thing they'll notice is how comfortable you are.

Just some advice.
 
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Atramental

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Okay, I won't double the amount once summer is over with.

I just need some pressure on myself or I won't follow though with this goal of mine.
 
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Kjellson

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During this week, I have listened a lot to Roxy Music's "Love Is the Drug". Roxy Music is a pretty famous band, but it depends on who you're talking to, I doubt any of my friends know of them. Today when I was at the pub, they actually played that exact song! Don't you just love those small coincidences?

Fantastic song btw.
 
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