Awesome timing for this thread. Got sloshed last night for the first time in like 2 weeks and boy was it good. One of the better sloshings I've had this year so far. The bar was packed with equally sloshed patrons, including a young lady who began removing her clothes while standing on one of the patio tables in front of the bar.
She was eventually removed from the premises. Not to be stifled, however, she resumed her stripshow off the bar's property but well within view of the bar. Having no available tables to perform on this time, she used the hoods of two parallel-parked cars on the side of the street.
Eventually the local law enforcement arrived to escort her away.
Good times.