Drunk thread
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DiddysKongQuest
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Page 400. We made it, guys!
TheKaeptain
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She's actually up for an award this year. lol
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Pacing around I guess it's time to get a beer
page 400 what a visceral DOTY (drunkthread of the year) experience the true master of all threads right here when a thread comes this close to perfection you have to have a cold one truly outstanding in the truest sense of the word the shitposting is unrivaled, the readability is incredibly fluid yet questionable enough that you have to mutter je ne sais quoi PAS literally crying tears right now god bless trump suros' real candiate not hilary
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god dang dying light is really cool
luckyboyceo
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But I thought we were best friends off snapchat too?
drunkthread WE IN THERE.
And by we I mean Kaep, who was literally in there.
TheKaeptain
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freenudemacusers
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It is done. 🍻🍆😫⚰
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beenan interesting year!
luckyboyceo
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It ain't over until we're locked up bros. WE'RE STILL FREE MEN.
TheKaeptain
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Totally Facestalked Mac. Nice shades bro.
EDIT: We have one mutual friend.
EDIT: We have one mutual friend.
freenudemacusers
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Totes snitching to a mod brb
Wait who is this mutual friend?
Edit none of the cool mods are online you win this time lucky
Wait who is this mutual friend?
Edit none of the cool mods are online you win this time lucky
TheKaeptain
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DiddysKongQuest
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I'm going to miss this thread. The start of my young Gaf career.
Meesh
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Don't Forget the drink little people.
Meesh
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Sapphire Satan bedroom eyes
And bubblegum lips.
Drinking fire neat
While she swings her hips.
The faces of the dead stare-while she takes me away.
If there's a 5th horseman,
I'd be seen as such.
There's a 13th hour,
I've counted as much.
I'm high on nights, but low on days.
Ive seen mothers sin, burning children.
Needles blossom while the prophets sin.
There's a demon in us, why can't we embrace...
Devils for dimes, in these strange times.
Clear the smoke and cross that line.
I lounge in the velvet- with your confused face.
I gotta crooked walk and a gentle limp.
Gather my flock like a fucking pimp.
A ghost of social media, let me update my page.
With flowery words and candy talk,
I bait you baby with blissful shock.
You'd best unfriend me, hide your age.
Cuz I'm high on nihts, low on days
Those faces stare while she takes me away.
There's a demon in us why can't we embrace?
I'm lounging in the velvet, with your confused face.
This was purely fuelled by lonely alcohol lol.
And bubblegum lips.
Drinking fire neat
While she swings her hips.
The faces of the dead stare-while she takes me away.
If there's a 5th horseman,
I'd be seen as such.
There's a 13th hour,
I've counted as much.
I'm high on nights, but low on days.
Ive seen mothers sin, burning children.
Needles blossom while the prophets sin.
There's a demon in us, why can't we embrace...
Devils for dimes, in these strange times.
Clear the smoke and cross that line.
I lounge in the velvet- with your confused face.
I gotta crooked walk and a gentle limp.
Gather my flock like a fucking pimp.
A ghost of social media, let me update my page.
With flowery words and candy talk,
I bait you baby with blissful shock.
You'd best unfriend me, hide your age.
Cuz I'm high on nihts, low on days
Those faces stare while she takes me away.
There's a demon in us why can't we embrace?
I'm lounging in the velvet, with your confused face.
This was purely fuelled by lonely alcohol lol.
luckyboyceo
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If durnkthreds of years past have taught us anything, it's that a year from now we'll look back on this thread and see nothing but greyed out names.
SecretMoblin
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rip
TheKaeptain
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Celebrating this thread coming to an end. Second bottle of Cab. Cheers you cuts.
TheKaeptain
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HOLY SHIT I AM FUCKING DRUNK.
My friend's ex is hitting me up for dick. I am going to do it. She's a beautiful French girl.
My friend's ex is hitting me up for dick. I am going to do it. She's a beautiful French girl.
TheKaeptain
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He gave me the all clear. Tomorrow is going to be fun.
Also I have no idea if I typing correctly. My motor skills are gone right now. Listening to 2 Pac trying to get some middle eastern chick to come over.
Also I have no idea if I typing correctly. My motor skills are gone right now. Listening to 2 Pac trying to get some middle eastern chick to come over.
TheKaeptain
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BTW this thread ends on the 12th anniversary of my first love's death.
DiddysKongQuest
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I think I'm safe. I mean I still post as careful as I did during my junior times and I'm still too scared of creating a thread. Let's if we all survive the next thread.
I never will.Don't Forget the drink little people.
freenudemacusers
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LookAtMeGo
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Think of all the booze drank over the course of this thread.
freenudemacusers
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SecretMoblin
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im glad I deleted the fake nudes of mac I spent 4 hours making 2 years ago
disgusting human, he
disgusting human, he
Illithid Dude
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a hot french model wants my d but i'm too addicted to battlefront to do anything about it
DiddysKongQuest
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TheKaeptain
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