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I need some Hagelslag!

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I need some Hagelslag!

Possibly the best Dutch invention to date. Discuss.

 

[Sticks]

Vlokken>>>>

 

[Baemono]

Possibly the best Dutch invention to date. Discuss.

I thought it was the bitterballen

 

[Boralf]

No, it's stroopwafels.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I thought it was the bitterballen

Not consistent across the board.

 

[Baemono]

Not consistent across the board.

I guess you're right. Then I'll name the Action

 

[HRK69]

I'm going with the Dutch Directness Protocol™

The ultimate invention that saves you from awkward small talk and gets straight to the point. Guaranteed to offend exactly the right people, every time

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I'm going with the Dutch Directness Protocol™

The ultimate invention that saves you from awkward small talk and gets straight to the point. Guaranteed to offend exactly the right people, every time

You can be a straight shooter and not be a dick.

Too many dicks here.

 

[HRK69]

You can be a straight shooter and not be a dick.

Too many dicks here.

Is that a hint?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Zeker niet maar nu heb ik wel trek in een broodje Unox.

 

[HRK69]

Ik heb vandaag een kipnuggetbroodje van de AH gegeten en eerlijk?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Dat is voor scholieren

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Het is nog steeds dertig graden. I'm def not sleeping tonight.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Heeft iemand Donald gezien?

Nederlol > Amerilol

 

[HRK69]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Nuke this country from orbit.

 

[Branded]

Normies, boomers and women are the worst thing to have ever happened to the NL.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Being around Dutch citizens is like living amongst the Gestapo.

I can say that with clarity and no remorse because I've lived in ten different countries.

 

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[HRK69]

Being around Dutch citizens is like living amongst the Gestapo.

I can say that with clarity and no remorse because I've lived in ten different countries.

You didn't escape oppression, you escaped accountability

Ten countries, same outcome. At some point the common denominator isn't the passport stamps, it's you.

 

[HRK69]

Oja als ik van iemand 25 euro kan lenen, hit me up

 

[Sticks]

Ask 22,22 cents

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

You didn't escape oppression, you escaped accountability

Ten countries, same outcome. At some point the common denominator isn't the passport stamps, it's you.

Didn't escape shit. Grew up here. Parents are Dutch diplomats, hence the countries.

 

[Sticks]

Snotneus!

 

[HRK69]

Didn't escape shit. Grew up here. Parents are Dutch diplomats, hence the countries.

Alright man, it's not that deep. Im joking around, not drafting the Geneva Convention

 

[HRK69]

Snotneus!

Je moeder

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Alright man, it's not that deep. Im joking around, not drafting the Geneva Convention

No biggie. It's not a complaint. It's an observation.

 

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[Boozeroony]

Rip

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Lolland

 

[Doczu]

A fucking inch of snow is enough to distrupt a country. God damn cheese heads today! You tore land from the sea 70 years ago! Masters of fighting water! But God forbid the water comes in fluffy white flakes!

 

[Sticks]

Om te huilen

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Het gaat weer om geld natuurlijk.

 

[Baemono]

Lolland

Wow I was about to go to Schiphol, I'm glad I didn't

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Ik heb een kanker hekel aan ondernemers.

Wow I was about to go to Schiphol, I'm glad I didn't

Avoid at all costs.

My cousin and her friend are visiting from Korea and their flight leaves at the end of the week.

I don't think they are going to make it.

They had to spend the night in Rotterdam because the trains were locked down in the entire country. The entire country...

 

[Baemono]

Ik heb een kanker hekel aan ondernemers.

Avoid at all costs.

My cousin and her friend are visiting from Korea and their flight leaves at the end of the week.

I don't think they are going to make it.

They had to spend the night in Rotterdam because the trains were locked down in the entire country. The entire country...

It wasn't for the airport, we have offices in Schiphol too (World Trade Center - Schiphol towers, but I better be avoiding working from there this week

 

[MidGenRefresh]

I flew back from my Christmas holiday to Schiphol on the 2nd of January. My flight was delayed by about 2 hours, and I was pissed at the time. Now I realize I dodged a major bullet.

 

[Trilobit]

My cousin and her friend are visiting from Korea and their flight leaves at the end of the week.

I don't think they are going to make it.

They had to spend the night in Rotterdam because the trains were locked down in the entire country. The entire country...

Considering we're talking about the Netherlands it sounds very ominous. Like they won't survive lol.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Considering we're talking about the Netherlands it sounds very ominous. Like they won't survive lol.

There are people who have been stranded at Schiphol since last Friday.

Do you understand the situation? Or do you just lack empathy?

Probably both.

 

[Baemono]

I got stuck once at Schiphol for a "misty" weather, after 6+ hours in the airport (just to get our luggage back), we managed to book a rental car to go home. Worst birthday ever