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[Beardz]

Engrish time!

 

[Papi]

Rise from the grave and save us, Yamauchi.

 

[webrunner]

Also, remember, one of the biggest surprise megatons of all time (Brawl) was on convention day 3, not during the conference... Nintendo always blow their load at these.

 

[Marvie_3]

My interest is also fading Iwata. Change my mind.

 

[Yes Boss!]

Did he bring the bomb?

 

[Timedog]

NONONONONONONONO MORE CASUAL!

 

[Jocchan]

This conference is extremely boring.

Fixed.

 

[JayDub]

Get a haircut you goddam hippie, Iwata!

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[X26]

This is something you do at GDC, not E3

 

[Dead Man Typing]

295 million isn't quite Allard's Billion.

 

[Shard]

When did this become a motivational business seminar?

 

[Azuran]

WHERE THE HELL IS MY NEW F-ZERO?

 

[StickyFingers]

Good grief. Can't he use a translator? It hurts hearing him talk broken English.

 

[Cohsae]

C'mon Iwata. Drop a bomb.
Or, Regginator with the moneyball megaton just when we think it's over.

 

[fortified_concept]

WTF is he talking about?

 

[jax (old)]

oh my god. they don't care about the hardcore anymore.

 

[LCfiner]

Iwata is gonna talk about new brainwashing techniques to get those "Never" bitches into the "Maybe" column.

 

[Spotless Mind]

This is so fucking terrible. The pathetic pandering isn't even providing unintentional comedy. It's just plain boring.

 

[I AM JOHN!]

Someone forgot to tell Cammie that the last Mario Vs. DK had a full-featured level editor with sharing capabilities. :\

 

[robotnjik]

Iwata in da house!

His hair is beautiful!

hahaha

 

[faberpach]

THEY WANT MORE!

 

[Monroeski]

I really don't understand some of you, they've shown a lot of content. If you're seriously not excited for any of this stuff, just accept that maybe Nintendo isn't for you anymore and move on.

Anyone who says this conference is worse or as bad as last year is insane.

You must be new here.

 

[BGBW]

Nintendo: Jump In

Oh wait...

 

[Chromax]

Wait this is ending soon? Feels shorter than MS's conference...

 

[Donos]

wrong. we need the gif with iwata and Miyamoto with a ds which prints money.

 

[Rad Agast]

I need to see some Wii stuff Nintendo... they better have a surprise at the end of this.

 

[warthog]

Jump in.

 

[Tarin02543]

You have to admit that Iwata is a cool motherfucker

 

[pakkit]

They're just talking. Jesus.

 

[MickeyKnox]

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzZZzZZZzzzzzzzZzZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[suaveric]

There has to be a big game reveal coming at the end of this, right? Iwata can't be finishing the show like this.. New Zelda Wii (2010)?

 

[Danthrax]

149 million "maybe" gamers. thanks for the worldwide poll, Nintendo :lol

 

[Gagaman]

No where near as embarrassing as last year, but pretty darn boring. Meh.

 

[Crescendo170]

I want to kill myself

 

[Chiggs]

They showed a new Mario game that looks awesome, revealed a new Golden Sun (something people have been begging to get for years), and other great stuff.

Like what, Women's Murder Club?

 

[D4Danger]

this is boring as fuck. It's not even funny anymore it's just boring.

 

[Mashing]

500 server error for this piece crap conference? Sigh, GAF.

 

[Xater]

Calling it right now. Nintendo loses E3 again.

 

[Doytch]

so boring

 

[Jinaar]

Nintendo E3 Conference - This is what Hell is going to be like for me. On repeat.

 

[Baloonatic]

Get the fuck on with it.

 

[Femmeworth]

Statistics... fuck yeah?

 

[Darklord]

So this is why GS have a "You must be 17 or older to view this press conference." warning. Kids shouldn't have to suffer this.

 

[Barrett2]

I don't even know whats going on anymore

 

[Dever]

Iwata: Imagine if Nintendo could make even more moneys guys, wouldn't that be something

 

[Ramenman]

WHERE THE HELL IS MY NEW F-ZERO?

haha.

 

[funkmastergeneral]

Nintendo is like an abusive spouse

 

[kevm3]

Awesome, statistics are just what I needed to hear to close this conference.

 

[gutter_trash]

meh, clientele expansion talk