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[faberpach]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[MikeE21286]

...was it THAT bad???

it was indescribable....

Wii vitality sensor.....OMFG

 

[Vek]

This is gonna come packed in with Dr.Mario. BELIEVE.

 

[hiryu]

Oh man, It's not my finger that I use to measure my vitality.

 

[Brinbe]

Whaaaaaaaa

 

[Fantastical]

Vitality sensor: Nintendo wins.

 

[kurahadol]

I can't wait for Wii Dialysis to be announced!

 

[Dirtbag]

Well done Nintendo!!! :lol :lol :lol

Best conference ever!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[ultim8p00]

WTF Vitality Sensor? WTF


FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW. Seriously, I was having fun laughing at them and shit but that's just insulting FUCK YOU NINTENDO

 

[Speevy]

Your audience has no pulse. Does it detect that?

 

[Blyss]

Jesus christ. You're supposed to be fingering your console now? What's this fucking vitality sensor.

 

[GashPrex]

I'm in tears here...

 

[Operations]

Where's Retro's new game??? DAMN IT.

 

[Justin Bailey]

SOMEBODY USE THE WII VITALITY SENSOR ON THE AUDIENCE TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE

 

[ha1f]

nintendo is trolling.



gg nintendo.


"wiiImStillAlive". I COULDNT TELL.

 

[AranhaHunter]

A pulse detector? What the fuck is this shit? This conference sucks ass.

 

[Darklord]

WTF IS THIS? It's a game console not a fucking piece of hospital hardware!

 

[Gary Whitta]

Oh shit... strapping in for a legendary meltdown... this cannot end well.

Yes Iwata you're definitely making it easier to fall asleep.

 

[rezuth]

I cant wait to finger my Wii

 

[adg1034]

Here's hoping this goes for another 30 minutes. This is all certainly intriguing, but not what they've been promising. Sin & Punishment 2, at least. Or Zelda. Or Retro.

Something.

 

[chase]

You've already perfected helping people fall asleep, Iwata.

 

[Mojojo]

Iwata announces a new english training for DS.

 

[Crisis]

GTFO with this shit Iwata. :lol

 

[chubigans]

OH MAN I WOULD BUY THAT IN A HEARTBEAT

Spoiler

pun intended

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Sloane]

Okay, now they're jumping the shark. :lol :lol

 

[JudgeN]

NINTENDO KING OF PERIPHERALS :lol

God and everyone will buy it

 

[firen]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

He will make it easier for us to fall asleep. Too Late.

 

[ph33nix]

wat

 

[StickyFingers]

I'm not even listening. Rolling a joint to make the hurting stop.


PLEASE!!! MAKE THE HURTING STOP!!! MAKE HIM STOP TALKING!!!



I wonder if HE knows what he is talking about.


Is that blood coming out of my ear? ....

 

[polyh3dron]

Oh GTFO with your heart rate checker Iwata.

 

[ezekial45]

Jesus christ, it's a glorified blood pressure machine.

 

[Defuser]

I knew it. Nintendo is heading to the health business.

 

[Fine]

OH MAN I WOULD BUY THAT IN A HEARTBEAT

Spoiler

pun intended

Ahahaha.

... This is SUCH a fail, it's unbelievable. They better announce a Zelda game, or an entirely new IP that's so amazing I fall off my chair, or else I'm going to cry.

 

[flipping_heck]

I give that thing my finger!

 

[gamergirly]

Wow Im disappointed

 

[pakkit]

 

[Meier]

Wii Vitality Sensor? Really? Oh Jesus Christ Nintendo. I'm so ready to sell my Wii.

 

[Marvie_3]

Easier to fall asleep? No thanks. I already have this conference to do that.

 

[Shard]

Does anyone else get the feeling that Nintendo slipped into the Plasics business and this is why were are getting so many Wii add-ons.

 

[dk_]

 

[daegan]

ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WANTS THIS

 

[Dan]

So Nintendo's going to package this conference as a game to help us fall asleep?

 

[msv]

Yeah.. vitality sensor, how's that fall in the entertainment category?

 

[bluehat9]

Wii really does want to take over nursing homes and hosptals.

"let me hook you up to the wii so we can check your pulse"

 

[Dead Prince]

STIMULATION TO DELIVER!

 

[flabberghastly]

Games that make me fall asleep? MEGATON!!!!!!

 

[Fjolle]

Hah. That was a WTF moment.... :lol

 

[Shaheed79]

Nintendo has totally forgotten its roots. If it wasn't for 3rd parties the console wouldn't have a single game for the hardcore audience.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Nintendo already has developed something to help you go to sleep.

This press conference.

 

[Cat in the Hat]

I cant breath:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol