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[Discotheque]

HAHAHAAAAAAA. Off to a great start I see.

Signs of future quality of this conference.

 

[Bel Marduk]

WTF is going on? :lol

 

[carbonbased]

LET'S GO WHITE SHIRT LET'S GO *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

 

[Catalix]

It's like going to one of those screenings off old movies and people want to say their favourite lines along with the characters. That is how I feel right now

Someone earlier said the "Rocky Horror" of gaming. Seems apt.

 

[cory]

Ahhh fuck I'm out. Made it 1.6 times.

 

[Wedge7]

God, this was everything I expected and more.

 

[Gravijah]

DOES THAT DUDE HAVE A BEARD TATTOOED ONTO HIS NECK?

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

owww love the new guys/girls here !!! you are in for something special today ! :lol :lol :lol

 

[benjipwns]

Everyone on GAF needs to watch this at least once.

Quote this every page.

 

[ixix]

I just realized that nobody asked for the summary last loop.

I think the loop is growing more unstable. It could fall apart around us at any moment.

 

[Son of Godzilla]

Teleconferencing in Taxes!

 

[carbonbased]

irrespective

SOCIAL NETWORK

 

[Parham]

"Got our money from a non-traditional publisher"

After today, I would have agree. Konami is at anything but traditional.

Edit: What's going on with his beard? :lol

 

[D23]

im loving reading all the newcomers reaction!! cant wait until the good part

 

[theultimo]

God, this was everything I expected and more.

Wait until Taz comes on.....The True Konami Souls Starts here.

 

[Rewrite]

Someone will become famous with this game? What the fuck. :lol :lol

 

[Cerberus]

Hats off to this guy. He maintained his composure.

 

[ixix]

Ahhh fuck I'm out. Made it 1.6 times.

Not one of us.

 

[trejo]

Don't spoil it for the newcomers, guys!

Let their fragile, untainted minds bask in the glory that is the loop by themselves.

 

[carbonbased]

DOES THAT DUDE HAVE A BEARD TATTOOED ONTO HIS NECK?

more like a face tattooed on his beard

 

[evlcookie]

Fuck 1m hits and i can be a rapper?

YES!

 

[Gravijah]

I feel like that dude works for the company that was "making" Sadness, and that this "game" doesn't actually exist.

 

[Lijik]

I want to sample this guy.
"One million views on Rapstar makes you a rapper - and theres no joke in that"
Theres a big beat song that can be made out of this line, I just know it.

 

[Varion]

Everyone on GAF needs to watch this at least once.

This needs to be in the topic.

 

[Discotheque]

Someone will become famous with this game? What the fuck. :lol :lol

Not really unbelievable.

This man has managed to become famous by saying "One Miwwion Twoops" at a press conference.

 

[Veidt]

ugh. get this normal man out of the way.
I want Konami!

 

[ixix]

Hats off to this guy. He maintained his composure.

Eight times now! Dude's got poise.

 

[jakershaker]

I love that even this thread is on a loop, every time the conference restarts new people join in and have the same reactions again and again.

Konami, the company that keeps giving.

And props to you that stayed up all night watching this.

 

[AcciDante]

Oh my god, I can't believe this conference is real! :lol :lol :lol

 

[Cheerilee]

I almost heard him say he loved Hitler.

 

[carbonbased]

I want to sample this guy.
"One million views on Rapstar makes you a rapper - and theres no joke in that"
Theres a big beat song that can be made out of this line, I just know it.

a million mics

for a million soldiers

to get a million views

WITH 10 MILLION DOTS

 

[theultimo]

ugh. get this normal man out of the way.
I want Konami!

Simmons is coming soon. You'll like it.

 

[Gravijah]

DID HE JUST SAY FUCK

 

[Robot 492]

That socks line gets me every time :lol

 

[Cerberus]

He's fucking with Nick about his socks. Dropped an F-bomb in his first line. :lol :lol

 

[Varion]

Here we go, boredom's over until Rising.

 

[Rewrite]

lol, busting out the jokes.

 

[Baloonatic]

Matrix quality speech.

 

[benjipwns]

Some of our forums greatest minds said it before, and so I feel the need to say it for them while they are not here:

this is a multi-million dollar company

 

[evlcookie]

Just fucking with him regarding the socks.

Right on

 

[D23]

white space!! simmons is the next james cameron

 

[Niblet]

I was here. Nothing more.

 

[Lijik]

Lets see if Christopher Walken Simmons makes sense this time

 

[Barbacoatl]

Ladies, are we ready? I had a dream where I finally abandoned the loop. Sudden flashes of the conference, Russell crushing all established marketing paradigms, Tak leading a legion of one million to hack and slash heaven, Naoki slow-dancing in the corner of the conference room, whispering words of excitement. Angry luchadores slapping the shit out of those who oppose Traitorvania. Nigerian Prince Niais the First bringing moe to the masses. An angelic choir of carrot top ass grabbers. A new Silent Hill where the Producer is actually the killer. Metal Gear: Bodyguard. Iga carrying the cross. Megatons...

 

[Gravijah]

Spoiler

Do we ever actually get to see Rapstar

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

EVERY TIME He says white space I laugh so hard !!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Varion]

Some of our forums greatest minds said it before, and so I feel the need to say it for them while they are not here:

this is a multi-million dollar company

Revenue ▲¥309,771 million ($3.24 billion) (2009)[1]
Operating income ▲¥33.8 billion (2009)[1]
Net income ▲¥10,874 million ($113 million) (2009)[1]
Employees 5,181 (as of March 31, 2010)

It just blows my mind.

 

[Why would you do that?]

ok people. I'm on board!

(What's so special about this conference anyway?)

 

[Veidt]

What if they're all just coming back and again, and it's not really a loop. But they're reenacting the whole thing, over and over again?!

 

[Baloonatic]

Obama mention gets me every time.