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[brandonh83]

Yaaayyyy I can officially say I've seen it all...

You most certainly have not.

 

[Varion]

Hope you guys are all going to be buying this game.

Because it really is

 

[LowParry]

I'm just glad everyone is getting a chance to see this. It truly is the best thing to come from E3.

 

[NewFresh]

Game looks good, but not as good as its lead up

 

[Lijik]

Man this guy sells me on this game every time

And then the trailer happens

 

[lowrider007]

Man that guy isn't wearing that suit, the suit is wearing him :lol

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

For others that have an issue with the above URL, I found it at G4: http://e3.g4tv.com/videos/38968/konami-e3-2009-press-conference/

YESSS NOW SOMEONE PLZ TEL me CAN SOME ONE give the flash link from the website source so that I can download it for you all?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

SHOOT THE CORE

 

[ixix]

No Niais, no!

You are being set up. Do not play the trailer. Do not play the trailer.

Konami is not your friend, Niais. Konami is not your friend. Do not do what they tell you.

 

[NewFresh]

I need to hear this slammin sound track

 

[gray_fox224]

What is this ice cream shit

 

[theultimo]

Man this guy sells me on this game every time

And then the trailer happens

Its lke:

Hmm, interesting concept. SHUMP yeah, sounds good.



Trailer:

OMG WTH LOLI?

 

[avatar299]

The girls of what?

*sees trailer*

OH MY GOD LOLI:lol :lol :lol

 

[The Technomancer]

Oh geez, its like nothing but underage anime chicks :lol

 

[trejo]

I don't know guys, I wasn't feeling that trailer so much this time around.

 

[Rctdaemon]

YESSS NOW SOMEONE PLZ TEL me CAN SOME ONE give the flash link from the website source so that I can download it for you all?

Edit: Never mind. Dammit.

 

[lqd]

Admit it guys, this song is catchy as fuck.

 

[drkOne]

Ahah, just noticed so many people watching the conference again. Watching it again myself, it was too awesome.

 

[Varion]

This trailer :lol

Hey guys let's follow extreeeeeeeeeeeeme Suck action with every moe archetype over, presented by the talking press release!

 

[898]

Oh god. I never noticed that it was censored before.:lol :lol
That's so sad

 

[itxaka]

No gameplay for ottomedius? Just lolis? :lol

 

[ixix]

God damn it.

He falls for it every time. Every single fucking time.

 

[BocoDragon]

Holy shit I'm late to this LOL... they turned Gradius MOE??? :lol :lol :lol

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

http://files.g4tv.com/videoDB/038/968/video38968/e309press_konami_hd_h264_flv.flv

THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CabbageRed]

This dude's dad has boring tastes in suits.

 

[avatar299]

It ended so abruptly :lol

 

[Parham]

We are pleased to announce the shooter Konami fans have been hoping for!

QUEUE LOLI CARTOON

 

[Infinite Justice]

Holy crap :lol

Was hyped about the game till a saw the trailer

WTH :lol :lol :lol

 

[mibm]

Thanks Niais but I already know how to read bullet points off the back of boxes.

 

[NewFresh]

I think this combined with the extreme sucked lands you in prison

 

[Community Forum]

Here's the shooter Konami fans are looking for!

QUEUE LOLI CARTOON

:lol :lol :lol

 

[gray_fox224]

Man that guy isn't wearing that suit, the suit is wearing him :lol

lol

 

[Varion]

http://files.g4tv.com/videoDB/038/968/video38968/e309press_konami_hd_h264_flv.flv

You utter hero.

Right click -> Save Link As

 

[Lijik]

Admit it guys, this song is catchy as fuck.

Its fucking slammin


I love this part.
Its like he got marginalized during the course of the loli trailer, but he still tries to sell it with charisma. Niais, you're a pro.

EDIT- Goddamn where did I get dain

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

Red and Meth on DVD!!!!!!!!!

Mexican Slap Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!

Censored Otomedius...

And y'all say this gets better.

I can't fucking wait.

And this dude is a straight salesman.

 

[avatar299]

This guy studied Obamas speech mannerism's to a tee

 

[trejo]

God damn it.

He falls for it every time. Every single fucking time.

I KNOW!

 

[drkOne]

Come on and get off the couch!

 

[hamchan]

This guy with his bullet point descriptions, then terrible weird loli trailers. :lol

 

[ixix]

How many times do I need to warn this dude not to play that trailer? I can't help you if you won't let me Niais. You need to want to break free.

 

[theultimo]

Yes...after Loli comes a Family friendly game....yeah.


And then the best part of the show.

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

http://files.g4tv.com/videoDB/038/968/video38968/e309press_konami_hd_h264_flv.flv

euhhh omg I just see that this is 2009 !!! :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[brandonh83]

And y'all say this gets better.

Tak was the warmup. The payoff is coming.

 

[Varion]

euhhh omg I just see that this is 2009 !!! :lol :lol :lol :lol

fuuuuuu

Oh dammit, cancel.

 

[robot]

yes my favorite part

 

[drkOne]

Here it comes, best thing this E3.

 

[lowrider007]

here we go :lol

 

[Lijik]

euhhh omg I just see that this is 2009 !!! :lol :lol :lol :lol

.... *cancels download*

I trusted you Daemon.
You betrayed me like Konami betrayed Niais

 

[NewFresh]

This kinect game needs more LOLI

 

[Wario64]

DANCE MASTERS WOO