Portugeezer
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E3 was kinda' shit. Maybe Nintendo will surprise with Metroid or Zelda gameplay, but I wouldn't count on it (especially Metroid).
Next year should be better as it will be back in person, with audiences and a show floor, and less time for the shitty ass panels they showed today.If next year's E3 is going to be like these again, honestly why bother with having E3 anymore?
Literally only Microsoft's showcase worth watching so far, others didn't even trying lol. Hopefully, Nintendo Direct would not disappoint. Bye E3, it was nice knowing you (a bit sarcastic, of course)
I still don't get so I have to ask, how are Square and MS rated the same?Rankings so far:
Guerilla Collective: A+
Day of the Devs: A
PC Gaming Show: A
VR Upload: B+
IGN showcase: B
Future Games Show: B-
Square Enix: C+
Xbox: C+
Tribeca Games: C+
Devolver: C
Ubisoft: C
Limited Run Games: C
Summer Games Fest: D+
Capcom: D-
Koch Media: F
MS's grade went down almost a full letter based upon expectation vs the reality of what they showed(mostly small cutscene trailers over gameplay trailers/showcases). Whereas on the other hand, I didn't expect much from Square Enix this year and they somewhat-delivered(full gameplay trailers and gameplay segments).I still don't get so I have to ask, how are Square and MS rated the same?
Even if MS only had a deuce it beats the square conference.MS's grade went down almost a full letter based upon expectation vs the reality of what they showed(mostly small cutscene trailers over gameplay trailers/showcases). Whereas on the other hand, I didn't expect much from Square Enix this year and they somewhat-delivered(full gameplay trailers and gameplay segments).
If this were Texas hold'em, MS had the potential for a royal flush. And in this theoretical poker game, they made one of the following fatal mistakes: folded early before all dealer cards were played, replaced their really good cards early on, or did not bet big enough with amazing hand thus winning almost no money from the pot.
Even if MS only had a deuce it beats the square conference.
They fucked up a Platinum game and a Team Ninja game in under 10 seconds.
This is the first E3 where publishers have seemed to want to outdo eachother in woeful conferences.
Ubisoft had an awful event with time dedicated to old games, a horrible looking Rainbow spin-off, a fucking terrible film (???!?!?!?) and then they rounded it off with Avatar.
Then here comes Gearbox with the same fucking trailer from Keighley's Event, and 20 minutes of behind the scenes awkwardness with Randy Bitchford.
A new challenger arrives in Square Enix with their 20 minutes spent on Mehvel games, then to be finished off with Chaos: The Game.
But then a NEW challenger arrives with Capcom who don't announce anything new, spend time on RE:Verse and round off their event on E-Sports.
This has been a horrible E3, please for the love of god Nintendo, don't let me down.
I luckily did not witness that, I feel like God was looking kindly on me that day.you forgot the Koch Media "Primetime E3" zoom call
Good luck with that rofl
They moved to the other site along with the hype-types. We're left with the complainers.why don't we have an e3 memes thread anymore? that was like the main reason I joined gaf lol
E3 was kinda' shit. Maybe Nintendo will surprise with Metroid or Zelda gameplay, but I wouldn't count on it (especially Metroid).
Kotaku exists because capitalism so...Figured I'd check out what 'ol Kotaku was writing about, and found this gem of an article.
Microsoft Is Making An Xbox Mini Fridge Because Capitalism
Xbox and chill with a Series X-shaped mini fridge this Christmaskotaku.com
My face when reading:
Geoff Keighley's Summer Games show had CoD multiplayer DLC story shown. (The dude with the mask)I just realized there was no CoD? If true, is this first time ever CoD was not shown at E3?