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Ebay, The Eagles, and the NFL

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By the way....the Apple Jack Omen wannabe's have begun..OIL & VINEGAR OMEN??? C'MON! Nice TRY! **** MIne is the real thing.....Apple JACKSonville, Super BOWL???? Green Bowl???? Green Cereal??? Not just a coincidence!!! And it looks like the Eagles Insignia, not just any old bird. A lucky OMEN if I ever saw one..... As Andy says... "Times Yours!"

**Attention Patriots!!This Omen CANNOT be jinxed in any way. Burying it at the stadium, burning it, eating it, regurgitating it or any other type of destruction WILL NOT WORK. It is protected by the EAGLE OMEN SHIELD! And Bidding on it only makes the Good Luck grow stronger.**

This guy deserves every penny he makes. :D
 
:lol :lol :lol :lol Even though I'm rooting for the Pats this is pretty damn funny...

Q: How can I eat them and then POOP them out, if they are glued to a board? I don't need that much fiber!!! Thanks, Mike Answered on Feb-02-05
A: I figured either way the Eagles will kick the SH** out of you.

Q: I have Ben Rothlisberger's discarded passing glove....found it in the dumpster outside the stadium. Do you think this is an UNLUCKY OMEN? Answered on Feb-02-05
A: No way..I'd sell that on Ebay!! I love the Steelers too!! Were you IN the dumpster?


Q: So... I was just wondering, after I win your item if maybe you wanted to get together sometime? I've always fantasized about "doing it" with an eBay chick while frolicking naked in a tub of milk and Apple Jacks!! We can make sweet love and talk about omens and stuff... C'mon... What'da ya say? =) Hubba...Hubba... Baby!!! Answered on Feb-02-05
A: I am married, but I do know someone who might be into it. Does "crack" refer to dope or your low pants? Thanks for the bids!!!


Q: I'm currently the high bidder and if I win I will be burying the bowl (and cereal) outside Foxboro stadium to insure a Pat's victory in Jacksonville. sincerely, dancingjesus.com - Massachusetts Answered on Feb-02-05
A: I'd try walking on water instead.

Q: Good stuff. Any chance of seeing an omen for the LA Clippers? Answered on Feb-02-05
A: Anything is possible.

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