Egoraptor Reveiws Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate while eating a Habanero Pepper

Still not as dumb as that Tim Rogers Animal Crossing review where he talks on and on about a veggie burrito and a microwave.
 
squall23 said:
That's not a ghost pepper. Come back when it's a ghost pepper.
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I dont like people saying that. The thing is up to 100 times hotter than Jalapeno. I cry trying to eat 911 chicken wings, and I find barbecue chips too hot.

Hell, I would maybe try it with a 25 K pepper and cry myself to sleep. Ghost pepper is so hot that you need goddamn glove to eat it and it can cause permanent damage to your throat.
So yeah, its hot enough to make them cry a little, we dont want to set them on fire.
 
EDIT: My internet screwed up it seem...
Also, if you want to kill somebody you could use Resiniferatoxin, which is 16 billion on the Scoville scale. Jalapenos are 6 000 for comparison.
 
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Based Arin, torturing himself for our entertainment
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Cru Jones said:
You're not really making a good case. By explaining to me that this isn't a one off, but there is a whole youtube channel that is devoted to this makes it even sadder (IMO of course).
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You know that many youtube channels are usually devoted and around some theme, right? You should watch that lady who eats everything, that guys that makes weird videos, that girl that can't sing but does it anyway,....
 
Cru Jones said:
You're not really making a good case. By explaining to me that this isn't a one off, but there is a whole youtube channel that is devoted to this makes it even sadder (IMO of course).
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You oughta browse the ol youtubes more often. Don't have to tread far to find content that's left all semblance of providing some sort of insight or service.
 
Rubius said:
IGhost pepper is so hot that you need goddamn glove to eat it and it can cause permanent damage to your throat.
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The real problem with ghost peppers isn't your mouth or throat (although both go dead-numb), but your stomach--it feels like there's an alien in your stomach trying to burst out. I've had ulcers before, I've had GI problems before, I've been in the hospital for stomach stuff, but nothing was as painful than what ghost pepper sauce did to my stomach.
 
The next thing on the net to catch fire will be people shoving peppers up their ass and doing a review. You watch! I joke now but... SOON!
 
So good. His tears and sweat were amazing.

It felt like I was watching a man slowly die while trying to read the off screen prompt about MH.

Subscribed. Hahahaha.
 
Stumpokapow said:
The real problem with ghost peppers isn't your mouth or throat (although both go dead-numb), but your stomach--it feels like there's an alien in your stomach trying to burst out. I've had ulcers before, I've had GI problems before, I've been in the hospital for stomach stuff, but nothing was as painful than what ghost pepper sauce did to my stomach.
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I think there comes a point where you have to start giving these things new names so that humans won't try to eat them. Those things might technically be a pepper, but they are absolutely not fit for human consumption (though given your experience I clearly don't need to tell you that).

The fact that those things are seen as food, while something like, lets say cardboard isn't seems ridiculous in light of the fact that the latter is about 100 times safer to eat.
 
I totally agree with his review, including the unfinished comment that I think criticized the lack of multi Wii U local coop.
 
someone once gave me ghost pepper chocolate as a "joke". it burned the roof of my mouth and was basically the most painful 30 minutes of my life.
 
Stumpokapow said:
The real problem with ghost peppers isn't your mouth or throat (although both go dead-numb), but your stomach--it feels like there's an alien in your stomach trying to burst out. I've had ulcers before, I've had GI problems before, I've been in the hospital for stomach stuff, but nothing was as painful than what ghost pepper sauce did to my stomach.
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So since your mouth and throat go numb, i have to assume that, over e certain threshold, spicy peppers are just used as a gimmicks/challenges? I mean i can enjoy spicy food (although i'm not a super fan or anything) but that just sounds painful.
Might as well drink acid.
 
Heh, okay, I'd watch this if it were regular.

Seriously though, 1 habenero pepper isn't that bad.

Edit: Oh this is a show. Okay, subscribed.
 
Habanero Pepper is part of my regular diet. Mostly a habanero sauce. And even me am not that crazy to eat a whole habanero pepper on one gulp.
 
partyphone said:
someone once gave me ghost pepper chocolate as a "joke". it burned the roof of my mouth and was basically the most painful 30 minutes of my life.
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I do wonder if that kind of "joke" could be considered assault. Its not like putting glass in food, but its still giving massive physical pain to somebody who was not aware. If a friend do that to me I would probably smack him. Hell, ghost pepper can kill people if they have asthma or heart problems.
Here a boyfriend putting Ghost pepper "sauce" in a sushi for a prank. At some point it feel like she was really freaking scare of dying.

Mesoian said:
Heh, okay, I'd watch this if it were regular.
Seriously though, 1 habenero pepper isn't that bad.
Edit: Oh this is a show. Okay, subscribed.
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It's disappointing that the only girl who did that so far did a 25K Pepper while the guys did a 250K pepper. Come on, give the girls an Habanero too.
 
foxuzamaki said:
this is youtube, not some high class show that talks about the real issues like its c-span or something
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...are there any high-end publications or shows devoted to gaming (that aren't trade mags?) I know that Next Generation tried to be like this, but it succumbed early to the assault by barbarian hordes
 
cosmicblizzard said:
Wow, that was a legit review with some pain mixed in. Can definitely see your reviewing history in that, unlike with the other videos on the channel.
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Haha I kinda thought the review was the worst part of it, I would have liked to have done the game more justice. It's really hard to stay focused!
 
I enjoy these videos, but only when they eat the Habinaro pepper, not that weak shit.

Lets see more game journalists jump on this. Adam Sessler needs to get in on this.
 
Black Door said:
...are there any high-end publications or shows devoted to gaming (that aren't trade mags?) I know that Next Generation tried to be like this, but it succumbed early to the assault by barbarian hordes
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Nope.

Rev 3 used to with the 1up show, but...that's gone.

Closest thing we have is idle Thumbs and the bombcast.

Closest thing in print is probably Edge (UK) and even then...trade mag.
 
Gary Whitta said:
I think Vernon, the channel founder, will be the first to go ghost. Call of Duty: Ghosts seems like a good opportunity.
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Well...if he does, make sure he's got like, medical grade stuff to counter act that. You won't die from eating a ghost pepper, but if you do eat one raw and aren't used to spicy stuff, it's going to knock you for a loop. He's going to need a couple people to just be there if he doesn't have them already.
 
Gary Whitta said:
Haha I kinda thought the review was the worst part of it, I would have liked to have done the game more justice. It's really hard to stay focused!
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Well you at least carried yourself like you knew what you were talking about :D. Of course it helps that you didn't look like you were on the verge of a heart attack like everyone else on that channel (minus Ninja Brian).
 
This deserved it's own thread. I think all youtube videos should be accompanied by the person's build also, maybe blood type you never know.
 
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