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[Lunatic_Gamer]

Yeah, so, the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered project was real, and a lot of deniers are eating their hats or, in this case, pictures of Bethesda Game Studios lead Todd Howard.

Elder Scrolls fan HaloEnjoyer1987 sat at their desk with a pristinely printed image of Bethesda boss Todd Howard atop a bright blue plate. In earlier posts, this image was accompanied with a knife and fork, but the gamer chose to go all-hands on the Howard pic, eating the picture like the world's most disgusting burger.

In the grueling 10-minute video, the Elder Scrolls fan managed to eat only a small part of the Bethesda developer's image. Opting to eat most of Howard's face, the Elder Scrolls fan was quickly met with the obvious result of eating A4 printer paper and printer ink… they threw up.

When asked how the image of the Bethesda developer tasted, the fan replied: "you ever smell printer ink? It tastes like printer ink. I ate printer ink."

Elder Scrolls fan literally eats a picture of Todd Howard after Bethesda confirms Oblivion Remastered

Following the reveal of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered, one fan has actually eaten an image of Todd Howard.

www.videogamer.com

 

[Magic Carpet]

That will be a 'short' trip through the 'small' intestines.

 

[BennyBlanco]

That will be a 'short' trip through the 'small' intestines.

Then through the gates of oblivion

 

[adamsapple]

Then through the gates of oblivion

By Azura.

 

[Chuck Berry]

The narcissism is strong with this one

 

[Skifi28]

That will be a 'short' trip through the 'small' intestines.

"16 times the length"

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[HRK69]

Bros holding that fork like he's never eaten a real meal in his life

Somewhere out there is a 2 old just paused mid macaroni bite to shake their head at this

 

[Tajaz2426]

Not the worst thing to eat. We drank cobra blood in Thailand at the end of every Cobra Gold workup for jungle warfare.

Guy has no brains, he'd fit right in with the rest of us crayon eaters.

If you're out there brother, I'm proud of you. You're a stupid fuck, but I'm still proud some folks are still retarded out there, like me.

Edit: if you go to Thailand and into the Jungles to see waterfalls, ride elephants, camp out and hunt, or military exercises, bring God Damn panty hose or you'll be picking baby leeches off your dick for a week.

 

[Magic-DEI-Hire]

Too bad that paper picture can't fast travel out of his stomach.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

How is it that some people are even weirder and creepier than me?

 

[TintoConCasera]

Amazing what some people are willing to do just to get some updoods on Reddit.

 

[Connificent]

 

[SomeNorseGuy]

Seeing as most self-proclaimed Elder Scrolls mega-fans blindly eats up all the shit Toddy spews out, eating his picture is a step up.

 

[BennyBlanco]

Amazing what some people are willing to do just to get some updoods on Reddit.

And of course it's a dumb zoomer. This guy is probably nostalgic for the ps4 remaster of Skyrim.

 

[Diddy X]

He doesn't even finish the whole thing and eventually of course he gets bored and starts playing a game lol.

level of failure is through the roof.

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

You think eating a photo of Todd Howard is tough, imagine trying to get through an entire photo of Gabe Newell.

 

[DeepEnigma]

He doesn't even finish the whole thing and eventually of course he gets bored and starts playing a game lol.

level of failure is through the roof.

That short attention span and failure to follow through on anything.

 

[TintoConCasera]

And of course it's a dumb zoomer. This guy is probably nostalgic for the ps4 remaster of Skyrim.

 

[Kurotri]

He looks exactly like what I imagine a Redditor would look like. Unlike, you know, us GAF people.

 

[Mr Moose]

 

[Alebrije]

24 hours later

 

[MMaRsu]

 

[Soodanim]

A smart man would have had something edible made.

 

[Lunatic_Gamer]

 

[Moses85]

 

[Kacho]

Enjoy those 15 minutes of fame on Reddit

 

[RagnarokIV]

is this what femboy beta low t looks like

 

[consoul]

The biggest mistake was printing it A4 size.

Do passport photo size you idiot.

 

[Quantum253]

He's back

 

[Draugoth]

I saw this post live, it was glorious

 

[Team Skoda]

Seems this should have Harvest Dawn playing in the background.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

The biggest mistake was printing it A4 size.

Do passport photo size you idiot.

or have a bakery print it for you on edible paper

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

 

[roosnam1980]

 

[kiphalfton]

This is Reddit we're talking about. That's probably the least pathetic thing he or anybody else there has done this week.

 

[kiphalfton]

You think eating a photo of Todd Howard is tough, imagine trying to get through an entire photo of Gabe Newell.

I got diabetes just thinking about it.